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Emu Jun 4th, 2005 12:40 AM

That's from the beta tests.

Dr. V Jun 4th, 2005 06:07 AM

Anyone else gotten this mmobay.com letter? I looks like some kinda mass spam. Maybe thats what they ment by exploitation of the economy on the server restart thingy.

AChimp Jun 4th, 2005 01:10 PM

Your fearless leader and Kieto went to Un'goro Crater last night for questing and Alliance killing. Some fag 52 NE hunter ganked both of us while we were separated, so we camped her body for several kills. At one point, three more Alliance showed up (56 priest, 51 paladin and 60 rogue) but we were able to kill 3/4 of them before dying ourselves! >:

The rogue completely ignored me until it was too late. I hit him for 500, 600 and then 450 damage in a row as he was running towards me and he went down like a little bitch.

We decided to ride around and kill more plants afterwards. It was then that I was griefed by the infamous DEVILSAUR. :chatter

It snuck up on me four fucking times! We'd be killing a plant and then suddenly a giant foot would squash me. Fortunately my imp sacrificed himself to draw attention away from me.



Unfortunately, during the final battle he consumed me whole. It was only my massive hit points that kept me alive while I was inside the beast.



I pried myself out of his jaws using sheer force of will! (and a little help from the fact that the beast was dead)



Post-fight celebrations ensued and another plant was killed in the name of questing. :posh


DamnthatDavid Jun 4th, 2005 01:36 PM

lol

Chojin Jun 4th, 2005 03:57 PM

achimp knows how to satisfy me :picklehat

bigtimecow Jun 4th, 2005 04:06 PM

now that's comedy :lol



i seriously need to get this fuckign game

Dr. V Jun 5th, 2005 04:35 AM

Look what you've been missing cow!

the_dudefather Jun 5th, 2005 12:14 PM

ninjas, pirates, dinosaurs, punk-rocking zombies...

this game defines awesomeness

Dr. V Jun 6th, 2005 08:22 AM

And best of all, us!

bigtimecow Jun 6th, 2005 08:12 PM

THAT'S IT, FUCK CITY OF HEROES. WOW IT IS.

dr. v and me will kick ass :picklehat

Dr. V Jun 7th, 2005 06:11 AM

RIGHT ON!

AChimp Jun 7th, 2005 12:53 PM

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...=1#post3439739

PASSWORD SCAM.

I think one of you mentioned getting an e-mail from something about WoW.

DamnthatDavid Jun 7th, 2005 01:27 PM

Update Tuesday!

Yay! Battlegrounds are open!

Now maybe I can finish questing cause all the high levels will be going to the BGs! And Hunters have been improved!

HOLY SHIT CHIMPY, Warlocks are even more powerful now!

AChimp Jun 7th, 2005 02:08 PM

Eh... not really. The next patch is supposed to have a lot more stuff, too. Warlocks still need an escape ability. We're like the only class that doesn't have one. :(

ziggytrix Jun 7th, 2005 09:24 PM

I think you do, and it's called "cast fear and run like hell."

the_dudefather Jun 7th, 2005 10:56 PM

or run away sharpish while demon takes a beating :lol

the voidwalker sacrafice abilty is pretty cool too

got my succubus last night :) wish you could name your demons though, especialy since hunters get to apply cool names

AChimp Jun 7th, 2005 11:55 PM

You make me cry, Ziggy. :tear

Fear works to an extent, but it breaks a lot and is no good against other players as long as they're ranked Grunt or higher. Or a warrior who knows what he's doing. Or a blacksmith. :(

The VW sacrifice is nice, though. Unless you're fighting stuff that hits for more than 1000 damage or a spellcaster.

Mr. Oysterhead Jun 8th, 2005 02:42 AM

And all that slowing makes it pretty useless, and a lot of people wait the six minutes to force us out of our bodies on the soulstone thing.

Dr. V Jun 8th, 2005 06:59 AM

One thing i like about this patch, when u get hamstringed or wingcliped you hobble around instead of running really slow.

AChimp Jun 8th, 2005 11:26 AM

A few days ago somebody invited a person named Conqueror (or some shit) to the guild. He immediately started whining for people to give him money, then started calling everyone a fag for not doing so. He was booted.

This is an example of a JERK. We have a strict NO JERK policy on guild invites. >:

DeadKennedys Jun 8th, 2005 12:37 PM

AChimp, can you take some pictures of Hearthglen Stratholme and the Elves' homeland for me? Basically I'd like to see any ruined alliance towns up in lordaeron. It'll be a while for me to get there seeing as how I just started over.

Also, I once saw a strange picture. It was in a very blue fog, and there was thsi very tall slender tower in it. I'll see if i can find it again, but can you tell me where that is?

Carnivore Jun 8th, 2005 01:04 PM

Capture the flag sucks when the other team has two or more shamans. They basically pave the path for the person running the flag back with grounding totems and we haven't a chance in hell of catching them, unless we're fortunate enough to have a hunter drop a freeze trap or a druid get close enough to root. I played four games, I believe, and the Horde won three of them >:

Going to try to get into Alterac Valley today. Due to the disproportionate population, the Alliance queue is ridiculous.

AChimp Jun 8th, 2005 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
AChimp, can you take some pictures of Hearthglen Stratholme and the Elves' homeland for me? Basically I'd like to see any ruined alliance towns up in lordaeron. It'll be a while for me to get there seeing as how I just started over.

I haven't been to Stratholme yet. I'm level 55 now, so it won't be long, though. Kieto, Beasttracker and myself are starting to venture into the high level areas. Mak comes along when he's online, too.

Quote:

Also, I once saw a strange picture. It was in a very blue fog, and there was thsi very tall slender tower in it. I'll see if i can find it again, but can you tell me where that is?
There's lots of towers in the game. Ethel Rethor in Desolace sounds like that, but there's no fog around it. I haven't been to Felwood or Winterspring yet, so they might be there.

AChimp Jun 8th, 2005 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore
Capture the flag sucks when the other team has two or more shamans. They basically pave the path for the person running the flag back with grounding totems and we haven't a chance in hell of catching them, unless we're fortunate enough to have a hunter drop a freeze trap or a druid get close enough to root. I played four games, I believe, and the Horde won three of them >:

Going to try to get into Alterac Valley today. Due to the disproportionate population, the Alliance queue is ridiculous.

Yeah, I heard the Alliance queue was huge on LS, but Horde were getting in as long as it took to gather 40 people. I'll be trying one of them out tonight for a bit. You should all come and play Horde with us. :(

BTW, I hope you're not one of those paladins that rides into a group of Horde, drops consecration, runs away with your bubble on and then acts like they get a ton of contribution points. I hate those homos. >:

Carnivore Jun 8th, 2005 03:07 PM

I don't do that crap. I run into a group of Horde, concecrate, take a swing or two, concecrate again, then "bubble" and run away :P

Paladins suck at PvP, for the record.


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