Okay, I'll be the first to ask a question.

There's a hot girl at work that was flirting with me at the bar last week. My supervisor has warned me against having relationships outside work with those in the workplace, yet she is dating another female supervisor (for a different area) outside work and only a handful of people know about it. I am one of those people.

Should I pursue this girl, and what do I say to my boss if she finds out?

you live in idaho :x

your boss is a lesbian? :x

Well, I don't want to flat out say it, but it would appear she is at least bi. :/

I say follow your heart (or your dick lolololol) and go take what you want. Fuck your boss. If your getting laid who cares about a job? Besides when shes asleep you can always stea money out of her purse.

Did you get herpes from a man? :x

No I didn't. I don't know how I got herpes. I hope someone didn't co ck slap me while I was resting.

attention isn't the only thing your sig is getting :(

You know you <3 it!

Ohhhh
 

Ohh, so that's why you always want us to drink or smoke up whenever we hang out Blue Oatmeal.

Hence your sig...

My advice thread is dead. :(

What a sad turn. :(

I'm a tad bit concerned by your suggestion. You said to "chumbawumba" my boss. But my boss is the problem, not the solution. She's not hot, this other co-worker (who she doesn't supervise) is.

Also, another update is that there is another female coworker that would be upset if I dated this girl. And last but not least, this girl is dating a guy that I know and don't really want any trouble with. I think I'm just going to pass on the whole thing.

My life is one of those daytime soaps, where the only available women are those upset with their boyfriends and yet still date them because they (in the words of Pearl Jam) "can't find a better man."

I didnt mean to actually screw your boss. I meant to "screw" as in blow off. Don't let her stop you from getting your groove on.

And passing does sound like a good idea. Sometimes its better to masturbate than to get beat up for sexing up a fine lady.

Dear Mr. Oatmeal,

I think that I would have went with the standard, "Sex in the workplace always comes to no good" ... or something like that. Feel free to embellish on that.

XXXXXOOOOOO

Thank you for the help kelly. I'm still trying to bloom into a beautiful advice guy and its always heart-warming when someone helps me out in a gentle, sexy way. <3

i hate you and your character

Your such a kidder. You less than three me!

no seriously i think you're creepy and will probably be arrested for attempted rape at some point in your life

Or hopefully victimized by it.

You say that to everyone. :rolleyes

That only goes half for you

Take that god-damn sig off. I am cashing in ALL my i-mockery club points (accumulated through years of monetary contributions to the forum, the zombie movie and by spotting a lot of pickleman secrets ON MY OWN) to get you to change that signature or be BANNED mister. You've been warned. I'll take it up in the next i-mockery vet newsletter.

call and ask nicely