I'm sending a hand-crafted, macaroni valentine to all those that responeded to this thread ... with sparklies.

call from greece? do you know how much that would cost? it would be cheaper just to mail a bribe to chojin or rog.

I am NOT sexy! >:

sshut the fukc up moron

it costs me 14 cents a minute to call greece on my wireless plan ;<

I like the cut of your jib, sir. Very sassy. Very sassy, indeed!

Okay I can do that.

Another update. She upset with me for some reason. I didn't hang out with her the other night but my roommate (also a close friend of hers) did. Do you think that could have something to do with it?

It might. It seems that girls love to make boys jelous. Tell her how you feel. Tell her that you want to sex her up good and that you'll never leave her and you will always love her. You really don't have to follow through on that. It really doesn't matter after you get what you wanted.

Okay. More updates:

The girl above is like hardly even an issue anymore. We're just friends. The other work girl is just a friend too. No plans with either of them.

Another girl I know is about to start where I work and yet another girl is with a buddy of mine now but for some reason is a slut and hit on me this past weekend.

Should I just turn gay and tell all these fucking women off?

'turn'?

some do

is there a joke virus going around today

no

Okay never mind. The work girl is back in the picture again. I'm having problems refraining from being interested in women. I might not be able to keep my celibacy vow. Should I let my parents know this?

You know I really didn't think my advice thread would get this deep and involved and I'm afraid I cannot help you anymore for fear of fucking up someone elses life. My last bit of advice for you its to follow your dick! Let it take you where it wants to go!