Skulhedface cyber-kicked me in the testicles with a used boot. It wasn't so bad ... in fact, I kinda liked it :)

donkeyboy, i so have you all figured out.

okay i write up some new tunes, as for you fookin, if your gonna introduce yourself, do it with some class. Just dont say your new and you love the site. Or else your just asking for it, like Red_Forman :(

:tear Prof. Cool, is that you in that chicken scratched picture? :)

St4r|z|
St4r|z|
The universe is made of St4r|z|
And planets like mars
Im not good at making songs about people i barely know
but i do it just for show
Now spectre x
spectre x
spectre x
what a vex
without spectre x

And now for the rest of you
hey look it's (your name here) on the scene
he cool, but could be mean
you think he/she is just a dream
but look out, your gonna get creamed

(your name here) doesnt refer to cynical dave or anyone else who acts like the shitpile he is, they are weaklings

FROM NOW ON NO MORE PERSONAL SONGS, but ill song about anything else :)

And now that I got that out of my system, I like you again :)

That's me from my wonderyears, when i was only 26!!! I know i looked retarded!!!

Now i got a beard and look like Teddy Katzynski

I give you a picture but, i dont own an scanner or and camrea, being a keyboardist isnt a well paying job :(

wee i have a song :)

I WANT A FUCKING DOLLAR! >:

Well your professor cool so that means it's ok :( Very lovely self-portrait.. If I wasn't inflicted with the computer literacy of an 8 year old I might post my own :(