Hello All I'm a noob here
 

Hi I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm 23 and I live in Florida. I love reading all your posts. I hope to have fun here. :p

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD.

YOU'VE MOCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME :suicide.

Welcome Stranger,

We love you! :(

Fookin Flappy
Fookin Flappy
I hope youll be fuckin happy
When you here this tune
Go boom boom boom
We hope you stay awhile
Watch out for cynical dave, hes a pedafile

I want a song >:

I find it discriminating to give some people songs and others none, Professor Cool. I thought we were best friends. :(

That song was sweet, brought a tear to my eye. Not only that but you've decoded the mastermine behind my name. Ah, I like it here already ;)

dammit more songs to make


Hey Looks its rongi
he likes pastrami
What are we gonna do
Milhouse backwards
is esuohlim forwards
What are we gonna do


i promise ill make a better one, but professor cool has chronic diareeah :( . Catch you all on the flip side!!!

:)

DO WE NEED A HUGE BRIGHT RED/YELLOW BANNER THAT SAYS DO NOT INTRODUCE YOURSELF, YOU NOOB!

Hey dont be mean captain robo

you already got YOUR song

I missed it. Was it

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
I AM CAPTAIN ROBO AND I AM
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
AND ALSO A FAT BLACK WOMAN

Im a noob, Im a noob
It rhymes with boob
I got those too..
I'm just a lil noob
hi how are you?
Are you nice to noobs, are you mean to noobs, accept me for I am a noob! :p

it rhymed... :)

:bestthread
:(

STOP WITH THE FUCKING "HI I'M NEW" THREADS BEFORE I ANALLY RAPE YOU WITH A USED CRUCIFIX.


By the way, where's MY song?

so whats the difference between a new crucafix and a used one?

Someone else was already anal raped with the used one. DUH :rolleyes You will be anally impaled by a cross ENCRUSTED WITH OLD POOP HAHAHAAAAA

Is anyone else getting pretty fucking goddamn sick of hearing the word "n00b" and all its various variations?

No offense to Noob3. I never get tired of hearing his name. :(

I'M TIRED OF THE INTERNET'S AVERAGE USER, PERIOD.

Hey
 

You just broke a big rule but before i bitch you out welcome
Now Im a newb to but STOP PUTTING ALL THESE FUCKING IM NEW POSTS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

STFU U STUPID NOOB

Rule #1 of this board (i learned the hard way) :DONT TELL PEOPLE YOUR A NOOB, OR THEY WILL SLAUGHTER

:newbie

That's all the fun. See your having fun making fun of my newbyism. :bestthread

WELCOME TO THE BOARD! :)

I CAN ONLY SAY IT ON MY BEHALF, BUT WTF IM SURE THAT IT WILL BE ENOUGH :)

POST MANY INTERESTING TOPICS NOW WILLYA! :)

I DO ENJOY THESE "HI IM NEW THREADS!" :)

THREADS! :)

professor cool i want a song :(

I want a song too. :(

I want a life >:

Skulhedface cyber-kicked me in the testicles with a used boot. It wasn't so bad ... in fact, I kinda liked it :)

donkeyboy, i so have you all figured out.

okay i write up some new tunes, as for you fookin, if your gonna introduce yourself, do it with some class. Just dont say your new and you love the site. Or else your just asking for it, like Red_Forman :(

:tear Prof. Cool, is that you in that chicken scratched picture? :)

St4r|z|
St4r|z|
The universe is made of St4r|z|
And planets like mars
Im not good at making songs about people i barely know
but i do it just for show
Now spectre x
spectre x
spectre x
what a vex
without spectre x

And now for the rest of you
hey look it's (your name here) on the scene
he cool, but could be mean
you think he/she is just a dream
but look out, your gonna get creamed

(your name here) doesnt refer to cynical dave or anyone else who acts like the shitpile he is, they are weaklings

FROM NOW ON NO MORE PERSONAL SONGS, but ill song about anything else :)

And now that I got that out of my system, I like you again :)

That's me from my wonderyears, when i was only 26!!! I know i looked retarded!!!

Now i got a beard and look like Teddy Katzynski

I give you a picture but, i dont own an scanner or and camrea, being a keyboardist isnt a well paying job :(

wee i have a song :)

I WANT A FUCKING DOLLAR! >:

Well your professor cool so that means it's ok :( Very lovely self-portrait.. If I wasn't inflicted with the computer literacy of an 8 year old I might post my own :(