I left my wedding ring at home today...
 

GUESS THAT MEANS I'M SINGLE FOR THE DAY!

SO WHO WANTS TO FUCK? :lol

I'd say 'I AM YOUR WOMAN' but that would be illegal :eek

You might need to clarify the word "fuck." It means so many things these days. You might also need to specify the "what" as well. :)

If anyone hits on you just say

"I'm sorry, I'm married, I just don't have my wedding ring because I LOST IT INSIDE AN OBESE WHORE I WAS FISTING THE OTHER DAY!"

I bet that gets a warm chuckle from your co-workers.

ah max, that was particularly foul

What's really foul is that it's TRUE! And here you were thinking I've been at work all day! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCKA!!!

:lol

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'VE BEEN SLEEPING AROUND ALL DAY LONG! I'VE SLEPT WITH WOMEN! I'VE SLEPT WITH MEN! I'VE SLEPT WITH FURNITURE! ROG GONE WILD BABY! ROG GONE WIIIIIIIIIIILD! YOU SEE THAT HAMMOCK OVER THERE? FUCKED IT. YOU SEE THAT ROLLED UP CARPET IN THE CORNER? I WAS ALL UP IN THAT SHIT. AND THAT ORPHANED LIMBLESS TURTLE? LET'S JUST SAY 'BABY GOT BACK!' NEXT STOP - $240 WORTH O' PUDDING. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


PASS THE COURVOISIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you Bong Boy!

sounds like the joyous, and somewhat nethanderal out-cry of someone getting an hellacious raise... (or one hell of a perk)

nethanderal
:eek

nathan dural is a total jerkwad

And men wonder why we bitch so much at them...its comments like that...tsk tsk tsk u should be ashamed..

am i right girls

Re: I left my wedding ring at home today...
 

You're a dumbasss. Go to AdultFriendFinder.com if you're looking for someone to fuuck, not to a mockery site you idiot. You're just asking to be made fun of you unfaithful twit.

:lol

That's awesome :(

i hate to say this because i know im gonna get mocked terribly for it but redleader has to be a character

Re: I left my wedding ring at home today...
 

Shhhh. Let's see how long it takes him to get it.

Oh god this is going to be sweet.

Oh yes, it's going to be interesting to see how this turns out. Didn't someone write a book about this already?

Was that an attempt to write some kind of pseudo-clever version of 'I know you are, but what am I?' - because it was rubbish.

I am so pleased to return to this thread to find that I drew Doopa out of the woodwork.

Should we just tell him, guys?

who are you talking to, Immortal Goat?