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glowbelly Jan 22nd, 2005 03:41 PM

ask away
 
i am now an expert at being pregnant so if you have any questions feel free to ask away.

Mockery Jan 22nd, 2005 03:48 PM

Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? :(

EisigerBiskuit Jan 22nd, 2005 03:49 PM

Is it possible to get brain damage if you were choked by the umbillical cord before exiting the womb?

glowbelly Jan 22nd, 2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? :(

to keep from getting knocked up

Quote:

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
Is it possible to get brain damage if you were choked by the umbillical cord before exiting the womb?

yes. sorry. :(

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 22nd, 2005 03:59 PM

What is the typical nature of someone that comes out blue cuz they had the cord around their neck and had to be yanked out by their legs?

Karl Hungus Jan 22nd, 2005 04:03 PM



sry. :(

glowbelly Jan 22nd, 2005 04:09 PM

karl answered that one perfectly.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 22nd, 2005 04:12 PM

No offense taken. I just wanted to know if that applied to whoever else went through my tribulations. :lol

GADZOOKS Jan 22nd, 2005 04:17 PM

How can something so adorable cause so much pain coming out?

EisigerBiskuit Jan 22nd, 2005 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
Quote:

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
Is it possible to get brain damage if you were choked by the umbillical cord before exiting the womb?

yes. sorry. :(

:(

Matt Harty Jan 22nd, 2005 04:25 PM

yeah does it hurt???

glowbelly Jan 22nd, 2005 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
No offense taken. I just wanted to know if that applied to whoever else went through my tribulations. :lol

i doubt you were truly "yanked out." you were breech. most breech babies are taken cesarian. perhaps your mother wanted to risk getting your head stuck in her pelvic bones or having your head ripped off and that's why you were born the way you were.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
How can something so adorable cause so much pain coming out?

vagina is small. baby head and body is not. squeeze, push, ouchie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
yeah does it hurt???

does what hurt? being pregnant or giving birth? if your question is the latter, i'm going to assume yes, matt harty, it does hurt...but i can't tell you how badly yet, because i am answering questions about being pregnant not giving birth.

SMN Jan 22nd, 2005 05:04 PM

Where do babies come from?

GADZOOKS Jan 22nd, 2005 05:06 PM

From clichéd questions..

Drev Jan 22nd, 2005 05:30 PM

Glowbelly we suspect that our manx cat is pregnant and will have kittens in the spring. How do we keep the mama from not eating the kittens? :(

pjalne Jan 22nd, 2005 06:02 PM

Is it true that if you eat pop rocks when you're pregnant the baby will explode? :x

EisigerBiskuit Jan 22nd, 2005 08:39 PM

What happens if you feed the baby while he is still in the womb? :O

MetalMilitia Jan 22nd, 2005 08:52 PM

Are you going to eat the plecenta (sp) ?

pjalne Jan 22nd, 2005 08:55 PM

If she is, I've got JUST the link:

http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/placenta.html

Quote:

Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.

Placenta Cocktail:
1/4 cup raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot.
Blend at high speed for 10 seconds

Placenta Lasagne:
Use your favorite Lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced; plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.

Placenta Spaghetti:
Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours.

Placenta Stew:
Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour.

Placenta Pizza:
Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp. fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp. paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.

found at: http://rainforest.parentsplace.com/d...rth1/49/3.html


Placenta Roast:

All "food" should be properly cleaned prior to cooking, and all "food" should be properly cooked prior to eating.

This is a good recipe for placenta, which should NOT go to waste:

INGREDIENTS:

1 to 3 lb. placenta no more than 3 days old
1 large onion
1 large green or red pepper (green will add color to the presentation)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve of saltine crackers
1 tsp crab or shrimp seasoning
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

DIRECTIONS:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Chop onion and green or red pepper in small cubes. Place in large bowl. Crush saltines into crumbs and add to onion and pepper cubes.

COMBINE IN LARGE BOWL:

Placenta, seafood seasoning, pepper, garlic, and tomato sauce. Place into aluminum loaf pan. Cover and bake for 1 and 1/2 hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid. Retain liquid for gravy base if desired.

MetalMilitia Jan 22nd, 2005 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drev
Glowbelly we suspect that our manx cat is pregnant and will have kittens in the spring. How do we keep the mama from not eating the kittens? :(

Il answer this one glow.



:eek

"Lock it in a cuboard."

Anonymous Jan 22nd, 2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
If she is, I've got JUST the link:

http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/placenta.html

what the fuck

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 09:55 PM

yeah i heard about that placenta is supposedly the only meat a vegan can eat :lol

GADZOOKS Jan 22nd, 2005 10:26 PM

You are what you eat.

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 10:28 PM

man i wish they had a recipe for placenta nachos i got all this placenta in the freezer

Rongi Jan 22nd, 2005 10:35 PM

:lol


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