SEXUAL MOMENTS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY (continued!)
 

Woo hah! We've been working on this one for quite a while now (myself, dr. boogie, and pjlane), and after many suggestions and many painful nights playing through some bad games, we've added on 13 new pages to our big Sexual Game Moments list!


SEXUAL MOMENTS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY (continued!)
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games

Enjoy!

can i use the battle toad groin hitting attack as avatar please :)

I have the original Rings of Power cart for the sega mega-drive (genesis, whatever, geek fag) and after 10 years or so, I recently finished it. It's one of the most difficult games on that system. Bragging Rights forever.

Oh man, I never noticed that about Mortal Kombat 3 or Ninja Turtles 2

this made me happy to see

Battletoads for the win.

The one about GAY was lol, I say.

:lol

Thanks, I had more fun doing that page about GAY than any of my other ones. :(

A few that need adding:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDWif...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A65j0an5naM

:lol

Also don't bump old threads you jerk

Especially ones I've posted in

Nothing can ever top Cho Aniki, but these are great nonetheless.

You're mean. Also, you didn't post in it.

:lol good one bahmo
:hi5

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, NOOB :lol

One more that slipped my mind: Kirby's Dreamland 3. There's a scene where, once you move on to a new world, it shows Kirby with his friends, and Gooey licks Chuchu's ass. No way that's not sexual.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

GUYS, KIRBY IS SEXUAL BECAUSE HE SPITS AND SWALLOWS.

I'M GONNA TRY TO GET A BJ AT SCHOOL TODAY!

ALSO KIRBY IS PINK LIKE A GIRL'S P*SSY! :x

KIRBY'S PALS LIKE A PINK LUNCH

HEY GUYS, WHAT ABOUT LEISURE SUIT LARRY HAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE SAID THAT YET HAHA LOOK AT MY FUNNY AVATAR HAHA

Yes; LSL was mentioned in the article's intro, albeit sparingly. It's more about games that are overall normal, but with an occasional sexual bit. Choaniki is a very obvious exception to that rule, and it was probably included just because it works so well with humor. Oh, and honestly, River City Ransom and Ghouls and Ghosts don't really belong there. I don't care what anybody else says; the ass is not a sexual organ, so a simple shot of one can't be called sexual.

OK class, what is one of the main signatures of an Asspie?

Antisocial behavior, and a tendency towards right-brained thinking. I know because I am one. Oh, and there's only one "S" in "Aspie."

Awww, another one of the five BILLION people to suffer from it when online