When was the last time a Midget monkey stuck a stlit
 

up your chocolate lurve tunnel. Last night I suppose.

I ate a stlit last night. It tasted like CHICKAN!

Hey watch it loaf!

(rimshot)

HAHAHAHA

Isn't "pinching a loaf" burnout slang for "taking a shit"? (no offense Matt)

I'm very offended. ;)

I came here for wholesome family fun. >:

I'll get the monopoly board.

People in my hall play incredibly loud games of monopoly at two in the morning. I hate them.

the Dutch are secretly the most advanced people on the planet. tell me their location, and I'll evaporate them with my Dutch Ion Cannon Satelite. if they don't die, I forgot to replace the batteries. :(

Double Dutch Dork

Help Me

Hopscotch

It's still wedged there.

thi thread is so good i might have to bust a nut

Something's gonna have to break to release the vacuum.

I thought we were talking about monkeys. :(

Why do you bring up month old posts? WHY? WHY?

Because Y has a long tail

Fack me,I dont come fromLonmdon

Shut up.

now if shut up shut me up then I would quiet

I appreciate your brilliantly thought-out rebuttal.

THIS THREAD SUCKS

what IS THIS

Re: When was the last time a Midget monkey stuck a stlit
 

Thank you, Bod, for this ingenious way in which you have succeeded to bastardize one of my favourite books from my childhood. Now I can't bring myself to even acknowledge the book ever existed. >: