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McClain Feb 10th, 2005 12:48 PM

Words you can type using only 1 side of the keyboard
 
Assuming you know how to type, think of words you can type using only one side of the keyboard. There are a few out there like, "are" and "jomy." I just discovered a great one;

assface

Dole Feb 10th, 2005 01:00 PM

u pimp.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 10th, 2005 01:11 PM

reset

knob

scab

fart

McClain Feb 10th, 2005 01:16 PM

Isn't b neutral?

EisigerBiskuit Feb 10th, 2005 01:30 PM

QWERT YUIOP
ASDF G HJKL
ZXC V BNM

It's kind of rational, unless we're deciding with the non-letter symbols. So yeah, B (and G) would be a neutral.

Warts

pjalne Feb 10th, 2005 01:32 PM

Star Wars

The longest one possible is supposed to be 'stewardesses'

EisigerBiskuit Feb 10th, 2005 01:49 PM

Fads are sad

Mockery Feb 10th, 2005 02:13 PM

I can type anything on one side of my keyboard... provided that I turn it vertically. :(

DamnthatDavid Feb 10th, 2005 02:28 PM

dew

reaver

dread

fax

fag

MetalMilitia Feb 10th, 2005 02:39 PM

zebra

war

cat

dead

pjalne Feb 10th, 2005 02:45 PM

freebase

star cast

jumpin'

RedLeader01 Feb 10th, 2005 03:30 PM

deserves ass!

Stak Feb 10th, 2005 03:45 PM

erase
weed
dead
deed
read
sad
zed
red
feed

HickMan Feb 10th, 2005 03:58 PM

poop

hump

hum

jump

are

pooh

I

a

axe

lollipop

vag

tear

weed

zed

ziggytrix Feb 10th, 2005 04:57 PM

pumpkin decade begets feast trade, etcetera, hmm... PLONK!

Almost as much fun as palindromes. Also, I'm pretty sure "B" is meant to be struck with the left index finger, or at least is was in my high school typing class.

Anonymous Feb 10th, 2005 05:35 PM

racecar

King Hadas Feb 10th, 2005 05:44 PM

retard

server

sever

ever

fever

bar

Barr

see

add

Alive Feb 10th, 2005 05:50 PM

Screw/screwed/screw(y) <stolen from the other side?

pjalne Feb 10th, 2005 05:58 PM

scarface

waterwave

rrrraaaaaaaaaaaawwwrrrr

Rongi Feb 10th, 2005 06:00 PM

jump up on him

Archduke Tips Feb 10th, 2005 06:31 PM

beemania

Ninjavenom Feb 10th, 2005 06:50 PM

where the fuck have you been, gayguy?

Jixby Phillips Feb 10th, 2005 06:51 PM

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious :lol jk

Archduke Tips Feb 10th, 2005 06:58 PM

college has been good to me, that's where I have been I guess. :)
ROCK!

Funny thing btw, I have a girlfriend now.

ItalianStereotype Feb 10th, 2005 07:18 PM

holy shit, what's up russo?

sspadowsky Feb 10th, 2005 07:50 PM

abracadabra

DamnthatDavid Feb 10th, 2005 08:06 PM

poop

kill

jolly

nip

pin

lol

you

pho

I thought it strange everyone was using only the left side. :/

pjalne Feb 10th, 2005 08:08 PM

Left side's got all the good vowels, yo.

Johnyy Darko Feb 10th, 2005 08:35 PM

eatacatsass

Anonymous Feb 10th, 2005 09:38 PM

oh my gaw it's russo

Fahrenheit 1337 Feb 10th, 2005 09:39 PM

bum
hum
yum
pun
gun(?)
eat


Zebes (:love)

Anonymous Feb 10th, 2005 09:41 PM

qpqpqpqpqp

Ninjavenom Feb 10th, 2005 10:37 PM

wade

fade

rad

dad

egad

fad

sad

CAD

wad

crew

few

rest

verde

wax

saw

was

rez

qwest

wet

west

stew

raw

war

deer

reed

red

wed

dew

fed

date

craw

sax

sex

car

race

case

seat

tears

reward

deed

weed

seed

feed

ward

wards

swear

swears

sweared

poy

hop

pool

ploy

pink

nip

knit

loop

hoop

hut

hug

kill

link

you

i

bop

hop

glop

holy

gunk

milk

jilt

joy

lupin

hungy

hill

nil

mill

monk

kink



suck my electronic balls, internet

Zomboid Feb 10th, 2005 10:45 PM

Russo you fag. Welcome back I guess...although I'm weirded out now because I remember how you used to always link me to your weird gay animal sex cartoons :/

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 03:02 AM

That's a good reason to be weirded out. Fortunately, I don't remember much from those days.

I'm full of religion now. I listen to Pink Floyd regularly.

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

Anonymous Feb 11th, 2005 07:35 AM

SNAP OUT OF GOLBEZ'S EVIL SPELL, KAIN

Helm Feb 11th, 2005 08:10 AM

oh it's russo. who is he

RedLeader01 Feb 11th, 2005 09:56 AM

It's these small and simple things that keeps us occupied. Someone might as well start a thread for words only the right hand can spell too!!!

Marine Feb 11th, 2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fahrenheit 1337
bum
Zebes (:love)

OMFG :worship

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
oh it's russo. who is he


I'm quite a bit different from the Russo that people may or may not remember. So maybe you ought just regard me as a "newbie".

Same guy, new personality.

Anonymous Feb 11th, 2005 12:33 PM

yeah instead of a gay furry this one is a braindead stoner

which makes him the first guy to actually take a step backwards in maturity after being a gay furry

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 12:44 PM

I'm sad that you think that way of me. But you are entitled to your own opinion.

I am not braindead. And you don't even know half the facts of my life.

It's all good though. :)

Anonymous Feb 11th, 2005 12:51 PM

you don't know me! uh-uh! :snap-snap :headbob

Geggy Feb 11th, 2005 12:51 PM

pinky

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 12:57 PM

At least I am not some dumbass dropout. ;)

See how you can make things sound so much worse when you add "dumbass" or "braindead"?

You've done things with your life though, so it is still valuable.

As have I.

I am not lost anymore, and I see no reason that there should be hostility between me and you, Chojin.

Anonymous Feb 11th, 2005 01:02 PM

I didn't drop out of anything?

Didn't you drop out of military school, though?

And at some point get saved by jay-sus?

You are simply batting a thousand these days, junior.

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 01:40 PM

I never was in military school. I went to a normal college instead, but I do seem to remember about 2 years ago that you said you had dropped out of college. Maybe I am wrong though, I won't deny my ignorance on the subject because obviously you know your life better than I do.

And in fact, yes, I was saved by Jesus. But in more of a philosophical notion than a religious revival kind of way.

I would appreciate it if you would not refer to me as "junior."

I think you have misjudged me based off some preconceived notions that you established.

We used to be friends. If you feel I am doing something wrong with my life, then please feel free to let me know, and I will not hold it against you. I will never turn my back on a friend.

Helm Feb 11th, 2005 02:02 PM

Drop this cookie-cutter calm heart jesus is with me crap right now.

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 02:11 PM

I can't hear out of my left ear, I think it is because I touch myself at night... and at day... and especially mornings.

To be happy with my life, I like to maintain a calm and forgiving nature. Jesus was a very good example.

Don't get me wrong, I am not over-righteous, nor do I think I am wise. I just live my life as I want to.

Maybe you ought to drop your tough guy attitude, lest you complicate your life with suffering.

Helm Feb 11th, 2005 02:12 PM

knock knock

ziggytrix Feb 11th, 2005 02:14 PM

Get a room you guys, and quit gaying up McClain's lexicon of netsex vocabulary words.

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 02:45 PM

werd, dewd

McClain Feb 11th, 2005 03:22 PM

People with convictions like yours have no place here. Hit the fuckin' road you passionate passive fagass (I just typed that last word using only the left side of my keyboard!)

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 05:11 PM

Hey shithead, g is neutral.

EisigerBiskuit Feb 11th, 2005 05:26 PM

<call15>

Rongi Feb 11th, 2005 05:26 PM

hey i remember you. you posted a picture of a dog showing her vagina.

Archduke Tips Feb 11th, 2005 05:29 PM

Duh, that was my avatar and it was sensored with little red x's.

McClain Feb 11th, 2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Hey shithead, g is neutral.

Now that's more like it! But you're still wrong. "B" is the only neutral key.

ziggytrix Feb 11th, 2005 07:51 PM

Where the fuck are you kids getting this idea of "neutral" keys from? >:



Lesson #11
Left hand, use your index finger (F) to reach the letter B. After typing the letter B return finger to resting position.
Right hand, use your pinky finger (;) (Left shift and strike : (colon key). After typing the : (colon) return finger to resting position.
Left hand, use your pinky finger (A) to reach the letter Z. After typing the letter Z return finger to resting position.


Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2005 11:35 PM

Oh shit I hate those Apple IIe typing programs with the QWERTY guy and he was a happy sun if memory serves >:

LONGEST WORD ON LEFT SIDE OF KEYBOARD: Aftercataracts
LONGEST WORD ON RIGHT SIDE OF KEYBOARD: Niminy-piminy

I WIN

McClain Feb 11th, 2005 11:56 PM

Milhou

WTF Feb 12th, 2005 06:58 AM

grass :/

ScruU2wice Feb 12th, 2005 05:18 PM

The word typewriter can be spelled using only letters from the top row . this was one of the demos shown on th first typewriters, it helped salesman pitch their product by typing "typewriter" really fast on the keyboard of the typewriter.

EisigerBiskuit Feb 12th, 2005 05:38 PM

Take out the keys on your keyboard, under there is DISGUSTING

Spooky Feb 12th, 2005 06:01 PM

rfvqwrwedfsavrqwfdsxv

WE ARE VR


like in vr troopers, the short lived power rangers ripoff

RedLeader01 Feb 18th, 2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Where the fuck are you kids getting this idea of "neutral" keys from? >:



Lesson #11
Left hand, use your index finger (F) to reach the letter B. After typing the letter B return finger to resting position.
Right hand, use your pinky finger (;) (Left shift and strike : (colon key). After typing the : (colon) return finger to resting position.
Left hand, use your pinky finger (A) to reach the letter Z. After typing the letter Z return finger to resting position.


Way to help out there ziggytrix! It's pretty sad when you have to explain the simple things with pictures. There are no neutral keys you idiots! Of course, this message board doesn't attract the most intelligent people anyway.

ziggytrix Feb 18th, 2005 03:31 PM

Are you trying to give me a headache?

sspadowsky Feb 18th, 2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douchebag
Of course, this message board doesn't attract the most intelligent people anyway.

This from a twat who revives a silly thread that everyone else forgot about at least six days ago.... and spends just as much time here as anyone else.

NOT Jixby Phillips Feb 19th, 2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedLeader01
Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Where the fuck are you kids getting this idea of "neutral" keys from? >:



Lesson #11
Left hand, use your index finger (F) to reach the letter B. After typing the letter B return finger to resting position.
Right hand, use your pinky finger (;) (Left shift and strike : (colon key). After typing the : (colon) return finger to resting position.
Left hand, use your pinky finger (A) to reach the letter Z. After typing the letter Z return finger to resting position.


Way to help out there ziggytrix! It's pretty sad when you have to explain the simple things with pictures. There are no neutral keys you idiots! Of course, this message board doesn't attract the most intelligent people anyway.

I smell a BAN coming on...

liquidstatik Feb 19th, 2005 10:10 PM

hi im kool

ok thats the best i could do >:

Guitar Woman Feb 23rd, 2005 09:41 PM

I'll kill you.
(Not said to anyone here.)

EisigerBiskuit Feb 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM

Uh-huh.

Studio8 Feb 24th, 2005 02:43 PM

trew

McClain Feb 24th, 2005 05:47 PM

Damnit Studio, is this thread titled, "Words you can type using only 1 side of the keyboard - Let's try and make this thread 4 pages full of nonsense?"
I think not.

Guitar Woman Feb 25th, 2005 05:11 PM

Hey, I just found a great one:
ass sex! :(

executioneer Feb 25th, 2005 09:12 PM

weezer

Rongi Feb 25th, 2005 09:14 PM

poon :eek

executioneer Feb 25th, 2005 09:16 PM

wetware

executioneer Feb 25th, 2005 09:17 PM

qweefbag

Rongi Feb 25th, 2005 09:34 PM

poonlip :orgasm

SuzyfromFlorida Feb 26th, 2005 03:25 PM

hyphenation

executioneer Feb 26th, 2005 08:24 PM

no

Marine Feb 27th, 2005 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marine
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fahrenheit 1337
bum
Zebes (:love)

OMFG :worship

OMFG :worship

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2005 04:41 PM

BEER!!!

bigtimecow Feb 28th, 2005 05:43 PM

pop my junk

look up jim

link my phu-phu

lol.kom

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2005 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow
link my phu-phu

lol

Hey what do you know, you can type that with only one side of the keyboard too! :D

sneaky meatloaf Feb 28th, 2005 11:18 PM

poop
pool
jump
hump
lump
klunk
junk
monk
hunk
tar
you
car
numb
kill
join
lion
up
nub
dead
sew
saw
seed
feed
cat


oh!!! yeah im good

Mr. Oysterhead Mar 1st, 2005 12:57 AM

No, you're not.

spann Mar 1st, 2005 05:13 PM

stewardesses.

apparently that's the longest one you can type with your left hand.

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2005 05:28 PM

No it's not it's "Aftercataracts" maybe if you read the thread spann god what a noob >:

Rongi Mar 1st, 2005 05:57 PM

dude milhouse you've been barking at idiots like all week. what's up man?

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2005 07:17 PM

I'm not sure, Rongi. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood because I'm usually not that mean on the Internet but some of these people really steam me up, you know? :(


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