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Styled Executioner Feb 12th, 2008 04:55 PM

Jittery.

executioneer Feb 12th, 2008 04:59 PM

coffeavore?

Dr. Boogie Feb 12th, 2008 05:07 PM

?

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 05:12 PM

I would try & anglicize kahveh & vorare together, but that is mixing Turkish & Latin & Seth simply EXPLODES when I do stuff like that. :(

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2008 08:30 PM

Cookies with hearts on them!

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 08:34 PM

While making another bowl of coffee I ate two stale Christmas tree shaped chocolate-chip cookies. OH NO! I RUINED MY DIET!

WhiteRat Feb 12th, 2008 08:39 PM

Chicken and cheese sandwhich with a bowl of pork flavored ramen.

executioneer Feb 12th, 2008 09:58 PM

A MIX DRINK

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:02 PM

A mixed drink of what? Or is Mix a brand? All DRINK MIX DRINKS THEY MAKE YOUR BELLY ROAR sort of thing?

executioneer Feb 12th, 2008 10:40 PM

no i have some bacardi 151 and cranberry raspberry juice

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:42 PM

Does it make your belly roar?

executioneer Feb 12th, 2008 10:43 PM

i think i'd have to drink a lot more for that to happen

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:44 PM

Did you ever get over your Gout?

executioneer Feb 12th, 2008 10:45 PM

basically

all i had to do is drink more water

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:47 PM

Then you should eat more bacon. ;)

Also, anyone else reading this that do not have gout should eat more bacon. >:

:stocksinpig

ElPila666 Feb 13th, 2008 01:05 AM

I've got the munchies so bad.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:18 AM

Are you aching for some bacon?

ElPila666 Feb 13th, 2008 02:23 AM

a mortadella, a chorizo or a bondiola anything but bacon, well maybe Kevin Bacon

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 01:13 AM

my mom let me have all of her valentine's day FAAAAAAAAANCY chocolate :<

I really, really shouldn't be eating this, but they're just so god damned good ;<

Fat_Hippo Feb 16th, 2008 02:01 PM

2 dozen black olives...mhhmmm, goooooood.
I simply love black olives,
I could eat 'em all day.
I know it's not good for me,
but I'll do it anyway.

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 04:00 PM

TOAST :O

ValientKid Feb 21st, 2008 05:06 PM

Strawberry Whoppers. I prefer the originals, but they're a change.

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 05:12 PM

Is that a Burger King Whopper with Strawberries in? Do they do that now or did you add them yourself?

ValientKid Feb 21st, 2008 05:18 PM


Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 05:20 PM

Wendy Whoppers is not what it's name would imply. :x

Bavles Feb 29th, 2008 09:26 PM

I'm having the same sorry thing that most pathetic males are forced to eat. LEFTOVER CHINESE FOOD!!!. ahem....orange chicken to be precise. well....it's at least...slightly higher on the chain than ramen....bastard ramen...

executioneer Mar 1st, 2008 04:08 AM

little bread slices and chipotle pepper jack dip

Fat_Hippo Mar 1st, 2008 02:11 PM

Potato chips...not even any special brand of potato chips, 'cause all that's written on the bag is "POTATO CHIPS". Oh well, they taste fine anyway.

Sethomas Mar 2nd, 2008 01:02 AM

I made some delicious split red lentil stew, to which I added:
-Peppered cilantro
-Minced onions and garlic sautéed in extra-virgin olive oil
-Thinly-sliced carrots and celery I boiled separately while preserving the vitamin-rich water
-Sweet basil
-Lots of red pepper
-A splash of hemp seed oil for nutrition and nuttiness

Makes mouths happy.

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2008 01:54 AM

nacho doritos and a coke/cherry slurpee with vodka in it

last night i had paella at my mom's, she couldn't find her saffron but it still was damn good (even though it had clams in it :x)

WhiteRat Mar 2nd, 2008 01:56 AM

Landshark Lager beer and some gum.

Fat_Hippo Mar 2nd, 2008 08:03 AM

I am eating lunch, which consists of:

- A thick slice of bread (REAL bread:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/4...7b0b56095f.jpg) covered in 4 slices of salami.
- 5 slices of a different kind of salami on the side.
- A couple of pieces of Emmentaler and Brie, also on the side.
- Two thin slices of something called "Fleischkäse" (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eberkaeseW.jpg) and some mustard to go with that.
- A tall glass of milk

Now excuse me while I gorge myself on this verifiably delicious luncheon.:love

ElPila666 Mar 2nd, 2008 08:26 AM

Great, now I'm getting the munchies

Fat_Hippo Mar 2nd, 2008 08:30 AM

I think you smoke to much weed.:rolleyes:

ElPila666 Mar 2nd, 2008 10:17 AM

Just one toke over the line ;)

liquidstatik Mar 3rd, 2008 12:09 AM

no such thing 8]

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2008 12:26 AM

A couple of Tui Indian Pale Ale & a triple dose of trimipramine maleate.

I looked for my emergency smokes, but they seem to have been filched.

& I don't know any smokers that'll let me bum some.

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2008 12:34 AM

Emergency smokes are nasty

executioneer Mar 3rd, 2008 01:15 AM

bumming fags is what the internet is all about

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2008 11:24 AM

I've only ever bummed fags. I disagree with paying for them.

Also, I am drinking black coffee to fight my hangover.

WhiteRat Mar 8th, 2008 01:39 PM

A pouch of hickory smoked flavored tuna fish.

Misdemonar Mar 8th, 2008 04:15 PM

c*nt

WhiteRat Mar 8th, 2008 05:12 PM

Not just any cunt, but hickory smoke flavored cunt.

Zomboid Mar 8th, 2008 05:30 PM

CHOCOLATE MILK

Esuohlim Mar 8th, 2008 05:43 PM

ice cubes

executioneer Mar 9th, 2008 12:32 AM

i had some german chocolate cake flavor icecream and i think it is my new favourite forever

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 9th, 2008 12:57 AM

dirty vodka martini.

Shyandquietguy Mar 9th, 2008 01:29 AM

Handmade Reese's Pieces trail mix that includes Apple Jacks, I'm working on it since the Reese's Pieces end up at the bottom of the bowl and as well since the only ingredients are Reese's Pieces and an Apple Jacks knock off.

I seriously want to advertise it by talking like this stoner kid I know.

Captain B O'Hare Mar 9th, 2008 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 311139)
Who are you, Doug Funnie? :rolleyes

I miss that show. :( I always wanted to be Chaulky.

MetalMilitia Mar 10th, 2008 08:00 PM

The dog? That was the dog right?



ADDED: A glass (pint) of water (tap).

executioneer Mar 10th, 2008 09:43 PM

chinese curry chicken

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:30 AM

d*ck

MetalMilitia Mar 12th, 2008 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marine (Post 313742)
i once ate a hamburger that had a penis inside it i think.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal (Post 322231)
PENIS! LOLOLOLOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by QUYMOBIUZ (Post 411817)
???????

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 448289)
d*ck

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 537833)
d*ck

I looked through all 39 pages and only found 5 dicks :x

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 03:57 PM

choco chip cookies (storebought, yuck)

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 537949)
I looked through all 39 pages and only found 5 dicks :x

i bet i was the only srs one :o

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 06:42 PM

Frozen cashew nut brownies.

BurntToShreds Mar 14th, 2008 07:26 PM

Different kinds of chips. Just gorging on Doritos and Lays

executioneer Mar 14th, 2008 09:58 PM

abba-zabba

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 15th, 2008 09:34 PM

Chicken Finger Sub w/hot sauce + bleu cheese = scrumptious

executioneer Mar 20th, 2008 07:50 PM

safeway brand potato leek soup

which is labeled as "eating right" but fuck that shit it tastes great and all you have to do is add boiling water to a cup and stir

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2008 08:02 PM

PB&J sandwich.

Unsalted & Boysenberry.

It is crazy that the UK doesn't have Boysenberries, they are the best.

executioneer Mar 20th, 2008 08:54 PM

hell yes they are

tayberries are good too

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 20th, 2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 537365)
The dog? That was the dog right?



ADDED: A glass (pint) of water (tap).

Porkchop was the dog.

executioneer Mar 20th, 2008 09:28 PM

man you know what else is good berries

evergreen huckleberries

executioneer Mar 21st, 2008 09:08 PM

caramel bugles, and they are far, far better than i was expecting them to be

they're like caramel corn without the kernels to get stuck between teeth

a+

MetalMilitia Mar 21st, 2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 540892)
Porkchop was the dog.

Since when did Doug run a Chinese takeaway? :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

This is the best joke.

Guitar Woman Mar 23rd, 2008 01:00 PM



YES

Fathom Zero Mar 23rd, 2008 01:07 PM

BLECH

Fairy. Why don't you just drink some of that TAB: Energy shit?

Guitar Woman Mar 23rd, 2008 01:15 PM

because this is delicious :<

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 01:29 PM

vanilla coke's not too bad, the coke with lime is gr8 too :eek

and of course cherry

liquidstatik Mar 23rd, 2008 11:12 PM

chocolate pie :O!

Guitar Woman Mar 23rd, 2008 11:27 PM

Goldfish crackers.

I started with one, and now half the box is gone. :(

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 11:33 PM

I like vanilla coke.

However, I'm drinking whiskey.

I hope I die.

Suicide should be acceptable in modern society.

Ninjavenom Mar 23rd, 2008 11:33 PM


DuFresne Mar 24th, 2008 02:57 AM

Honey Bunches of Oats!

DuFresne Mar 24th, 2008 02:58 AM

The almond kind!

Fat_Hippo Mar 31st, 2008 02:33 PM

I'm drink a cool glass or Rivella, a swiss soda. It's made of milk serum!

WhiteRat Apr 1st, 2008 07:24 PM

A ham and swiss cheese sandwhich on white bread.

outhouse Apr 1st, 2008 08:44 PM

half a pice of bread food stamps ran out

Chojin Apr 1st, 2008 08:49 PM

the hilarity of that last post, on rye

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2008 10:11 PM

Roasted almonds!

executioneer Apr 1st, 2008 10:13 PM

roast beef on roasted garlic sourdough bread

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2008 10:33 PM

Some dried papaya

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2008 11:07 PM

I made poutine.

Sethomas Apr 1st, 2008 11:27 PM

I think I posted a long rant a while ago about how confused I was to learn that Vladimir Putin is pronounced as the Québecois dish in Russian and is transliterated into French with like spelling. Until I asked a Russian/Georgian friend, I thought that the French media was making scathing satire with his name.

In accord with the almond trend, I bought some almond butter (and cashew butter, too) with grandiose plans of bagel delights. I finished them both within two weeks with a naked spoon. The local co-op sells it in jars for about $15/lb, but I used their machine in the bulk section to get it for less than half that price WHILE WATCHING IT BE MADE.

As mentioned in my battle scar thread, I've taken to cooking more regularly. What I made last night was a stew based with split red lentils and bits of leg of lamb I'd cut into fine pieces, with the drippings added to the stew for more lamb-y flavor. I tend to throw in random spices and such out of curiosity and ignorance of what actually goes well with what, but I think my liberal inclusion of mustard powder made things interesting.

I'm coming to realize that while I can't follow culinary instructions for shit, I can wing my own creations and create things that look repulsive but taste awesome.

I wanted to eat much of the stew from home-made bread bowls since my bread machine is a prized sentimental possession, but it has failed me numerous times. This time the bread imploded sometime between raising and being fully baked, so it was ugly, dense, and un-bowl-like. It still tasted good, though--lots of fresh chives I diced by hand (with a knife, too, I guess) and tons of sharp cheddar baked in.

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 12:02 AM

waffles :D

Fathom Zero Apr 2nd, 2008 12:58 AM

Peter Gabriel

RaNkeri Apr 2nd, 2008 01:04 AM

Chocolate milk and strawberry yoghurt

layla17 Apr 2nd, 2008 01:42 PM

French bread pizza

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2008 02:02 PM

vegetable korma with rice and tea. I swear I could drink a bucket of tea if I had one in front of me. These babies are demanding little buggers.

Terra Apr 3rd, 2008 12:04 AM

Crab Rangoon.

Ninjavenom Apr 3rd, 2008 12:22 PM


Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 01:10 PM

Dill and garlic rice. Beep beep, poverty train, all aboard!

McClain Apr 3rd, 2008 01:37 PM

Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil flavored Triscuits and a glass of Pom/Cranberry juice.

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 01:49 PM

Some cheddar-flavored Goldfish® baked snack crackers :hat

Kitsa Apr 3rd, 2008 01:55 PM

Our garbage disposal revolted (and was revolting last night) and managed to coat a good amount of the kitchen with bacterial sludge. I cleaned up much of it, but I don't even want to go in there till we get a new disposal and the plumbing's back in order. Shitty thing. Anyway, since I'm home alone all day I'm living off nutrition bars and Mrs. Freshly's Oatmeal Yogurt Sandwiches from the pantry. Yeeeuck.

executioneer Apr 8th, 2008 11:31 PM

i'm eating an italian dish that is also a internet catchphrase from youtube

MetalMilitia Apr 9th, 2008 08:40 AM

Lasagna cat!

Fat_Hippo Apr 9th, 2008 11:03 AM

Mustard chips...they're really weird, but I'm not sure wether in a good or bad kind of way.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 547203)
Lasagna cat!

man i didnt even think about that :( i should clarify that that meal was a reference from a philips cd-i mario game (not toast either)


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