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layla17 Apr 9th, 2008 03:36 PM

Subway Club... $5 dollar footlong.

Guitar Woman Apr 13th, 2008 05:45 PM

A coconut.

It tastes like soap. :(

Terra Apr 13th, 2008 11:52 PM

Thanks. I'm craving coconut now. In the midwest, it's not the same as the tropical coconut.

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 12:16 PM

A slice of rolled ham with a line of mustard in the middle. I'm strange. Whatever, it's tasty anyway, but I put too much Dijon mustard in it. The shit is strong.:x

Edit: Damnit, I'm already finished. I should have made more than one.

2nd Edit: I made two more. Better dosage this time as well. :)

StalfrosGR Apr 16th, 2008 12:20 PM

Oh... it is lunch time isn't it.

Maybe a burrito?

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2008 12:30 PM

A turkey-lettuce-honey mustard wrap

executioneer Apr 16th, 2008 01:13 PM

gas station burrito

actually not too terrible, considering

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 01:14 PM

It will sneak up on you.

I'm sharing mac and cheese with my daughter, because that's all she eats these days.

Dread Naught Apr 16th, 2008 06:10 PM

I am eating a tuna fish sandwich.

WhiteRat Apr 16th, 2008 06:44 PM

Pork flavored Ramon with extra creole seasoning.

StalfrosGR Apr 16th, 2008 10:01 PM

Hungry Man Chicken Pot Pie!


So good its a proper noun! Over 1 Lb. of Food! (I'm gonna die early.)

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2008 03:22 PM

chicken and mushroom ramen noodles :x

executioneer Apr 17th, 2008 04:10 PM

nissin chow mein teriyaki beef flavor

Guitar Woman Apr 17th, 2008 05:38 PM

I had two hotdogs on a gigantic bun and covered them with ketchup and honey mustard and relish and sauerkraut and it was magical :(

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2008 05:41 PM

boogers

DuFresne Apr 19th, 2008 03:51 AM

Easy Mac :(

executioneer Apr 19th, 2008 04:05 AM

something called "spaghetti pie" from the grocery store's deli

Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2008 04:23 AM

fruit by the foot.

Earlier today I went to Wok this Way for lunch and had garlic fried shrimp with chow mein noodles. Fucking delicious.

liquidstatik Apr 19th, 2008 04:58 AM

chocolate cake 8]


Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 550438)
something called "spaghetti pie" from the grocery store's deli

is it good? :eek

executioneer Apr 19th, 2008 10:03 AM

it was allright

would have been better if it had been hot, but this stuff was in the cold section

Fat_Hippo Apr 19th, 2008 01:24 PM

A nespresso. (Eating, drinking, whatever)

Say, what you will against nespresso, but it's quick, easy and surprisingly tasty. My parents just bought it, and I'm gonna have to be careful I don't become a junkie, because now there's no inconvenience stopping me from drinking them all day long.:)

Fat_Hippo Apr 20th, 2008 06:17 AM

A piece of bread with...uh, cod liver on it. Sounds nasty, I know, but it's actually pretty good.

WhiteRat Apr 20th, 2008 09:39 AM

Raisin Bran Crunch.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 04:08 PM

2 Johnsonville brats courtesy of the amazing Foreman grill.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 04:17 PM

Not a fan of the grill, but I love the rotisserie.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 04:45 PM

As a single male in an apartment complex that doesn't allow grills, the Foreman has been a godsend. I can actually cook chicken, pork chops, bratwurst, and other meats that I could never do before. I love it so much I'm going to cook my penis on it tonight.

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 06:21 PM

10am beer.

Fathom Zero Jun 23rd, 2008 07:01 PM

5:30 p.m. Ribs.

Kitsa Jun 23rd, 2008 07:04 PM

Cooking rice, peanut chicken, and zucchini-pepper stir fry right now. The rice smells really good.

Cedar Jun 24th, 2008 02:02 PM

Apple slices.

Guitar Woman Jul 4th, 2008 09:00 PM

Prawns.

I'm there, man. This is DELICIOUS.

MetalMilitia Jul 4th, 2008 09:11 PM

Sandwich with Tuna, Mayo, Tabasco, chillies and cheese.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 03:49 AM

A GODDAMN BOWL OF RAISIN BRAN

Fathom Zero Jul 5th, 2008 06:20 AM

A forkin' doughnut.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 11:02 AM

COTTAGE CHEESE. SHIT

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 01:58 PM

Swedish pancakes

liquidstatik Jul 15th, 2008 01:45 PM

boiled shrimp 8]

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 02:11 PM

MORE CEREAL :(

AChimp Jul 15th, 2008 02:15 PM

PIZZA SUB

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2008 06:40 PM

one of those frozen Bertoli skillet dinners for two. They're surprisingly good, I especially like the chicken alla vodka.

Et tu Jul 15th, 2008 07:59 PM

Then you need to get Zubrowka, the best Vodka ever IMO. And don't spoil it with chicken.

executioneer Jul 27th, 2008 08:34 AM

crystallized ginger! it's great even if it's a bit spicy strong

MetalMilitia Jul 27th, 2008 08:43 AM

Cup of coffee and a cigarette.

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 12:06 PM

Tea and crisps.

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 570958)
Cup of coffee and a cigarette.

same :eek

but the coffee has white chocolate macadamia nut creamer in it :o

pac-man Jul 28th, 2008 03:35 AM

I had 4 Slim Jims earlier. I always forget how f'n good those things are until I eat one.

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 02:37 PM

half a box of macaroni.

Guitar Woman Jul 28th, 2008 11:28 PM

Tomato Soup.

Ohhhh, yes

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 02:26 AM

mozzarella casadias

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 02:36 AM

Hella spaghetti

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 02:37 AM

chicken alfredo 8]

liquidstatik Aug 29th, 2008 10:56 PM

shrimp!

liquidstatik Aug 29th, 2008 10:56 PM

THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD

Fathom Zero Aug 29th, 2008 11:46 PM

larosa's

Dude, I fucking love Cincinnati.

executioneer Aug 30th, 2008 05:36 AM

bistek encebollado

j/k i'm eating pizza >:

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 09:56 PM

A homemade pie. It has far too much mushroom in it.

Also, Beer.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 06:59 PM

I don't know if I should make this or not.

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/...s-its-bun.html

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 01:46 PM

we are taking a stand agains ordering food from the same 3 or 4 places we always order from at work, so today we ordered Blimpie. i'm gonna be sorry i ate it in about an hour, but it was goooooooooooooooood.

and diet coke. and now a piece of gum to neutralize the Blimpie. gah.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 04:18 PM

I wonder what made them choose the name Blimpie. It just sounds so bloated and flatulent.

I gained a lot of weight when I worked in a piano store a couple doors down from a kickass Chinese takeaway in a strip mall. I ordered the same thing every day and got to where I could even order it in Chinese.

Tsao-chai frao-ri, mo-ri moo-hoo!

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 04:20 PM

I don't know what a blimpie is? It sounds really bad for you and tasty.

executioneer Oct 6th, 2008 04:22 PM

it's a sub shop

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 04:24 PM

subway-alike.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 04:37 PM

yeah i like Blimpie better than subway, but i really can't eat it often because my tummy does NOT approve.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 04:39 PM

Subway makes delicatessens across the world weep.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 04:41 PM

Ella's Deli in Madison could still kick their ass without breathing hard.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 04:46 PM

Hoagie Haven in Princeton is the best sub shop EVAR.

pac-man Oct 6th, 2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 585311)
Hoagie Haven in Princeton is the best sub shop EVAR.

Captain Harvey's in Baltimore is better.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 585325)
Captain Harvey's in Baltimore is better.

i'll be the judge of that. next time i go down there i'll check it out. my BFF lives there.

pac-man Oct 6th, 2008 05:30 PM

There are 3 locations, but go to the original in Dundalk.

Esuohlim Oct 7th, 2008 02:55 PM

I AM EATING

CANDY

CORN

>:

dawnna Dec 29th, 2008 05:05 PM

chopped up pineapples. yummy:orgasm

Fathom Zero Dec 29th, 2008 05:40 PM

p*ssy

hotstuff Jan 10th, 2009 04:13 AM

I'm eating goreng pisang! also i :love getting raped

WhiteRat Jan 10th, 2009 10:21 AM

A bowl of honey comb.

Kitsa Jan 10th, 2009 10:29 AM

I just had the most disgusting donut I've ever had in my life. I think it was a "mini-cruller". I bit into it and it felt like my entire mouth was coated in a slick of lard and/or wax. ptooey.

My mom got a bag of these at the bakery thrift store and I think she should have left them there.

The bakery thrift store is cool as hell, though...if you keep an eye out for mold. You can get 2 loaves of bread for $1. I got this big fancy-looking fruitcake there once but when I got it home it had honey in it and so that was a big waste :(

Big McLargehuge Jan 15th, 2009 08:37 PM

Grilled herb-crusted ahi with short grain brown rice cooked in chicken stock and a baby green salad with cilantro dressing. GOD DAMN I AM A GOOD COOK.

Tadao Jan 15th, 2009 08:41 PM

Why grill and season Ahi? You may as well use lower grade tuna if your gonna do that. That's like using top shelf liquor in a mixed drink. I bet it was good though.

Pub Lover Jan 15th, 2009 08:49 PM

Dry white bread. Expired tomato hummus. An over-soft tomato. Sweet chilli sauce. A 750ml mug of Rum.

Tadao Jan 15th, 2009 08:52 PM

About to have corn beef and cabbage. :fart

ZeldaQueen Jan 15th, 2009 09:16 PM

Just had a hamburger with ketchup, some applesauce, four perogis, and some milk.

Kybo Ren Jan 16th, 2009 09:14 AM

one pound of undercooked thicksliced bacon, four eggs scrambled with taco cheese and 8 oz of sour cream on top. washed down with a peach faygo- breakfast of motherfuckin champions.

Shrubfest Jan 16th, 2009 09:20 AM

cheese on toast. an apple.

glowbelly Jan 16th, 2009 01:18 PM

scallion hummus, mujadara, multigrain pita chips, hot sauce and a salad with balsamic vinegar

bigtimecow Jan 16th, 2009 01:43 PM

i want a BLT :yummy

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2009 04:30 PM

This is the second time I've been burned on shitty "tasty bite" curry.

It tasted like Campbell's Vegetarian Vegetable condensed soup, undiluted, with a little curry powder in it. I mean, it tasted EXACTLY like that.

Never again. Yuck.

ZeldaQueen Jan 16th, 2009 06:45 PM

Just had a calzone with tomato sauce and milk. Yummy! :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 16th, 2009 07:02 PM

Chicken finger sub - deep fried then grilled chicken fingers + hot sauce, bleu cheese, cheese, lettuce and tomato. Delicious.

executioneer Jan 16th, 2009 07:08 PM

gonna try and make a taco omelette in a few minutes, but it's probably gonna end up being taco scrambled eggs the way i always fuck up flipping omelettes

Big McLargehuge Jan 16th, 2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 608109)
Why grill and season Ahi? You may as well use lower grade tuna if your gonna do that. That's like using top shelf liquor in a mixed drink. I bet it was good though.

i said ahi but i meant mahi mahi :x

Tadao Jan 17th, 2009 07:08 PM

Mahi Mahi! :yum. I've been called upon to make sushi for 11 :(

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2009 08:56 PM

HA-ha!

Tadao Jan 17th, 2009 09:13 PM

I just had to make the rice and roll them. They preped the rest. Not bad.

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2009 09:21 PM

I'm responsible for the food for that reception this summer, my turn will come. 100 or so wagashi :(

Tadao Jan 17th, 2009 09:24 PM

:eek

ZeldaQueen Jan 17th, 2009 09:42 PM

My mom just baked a dozen chocolate chip cookies (from a thing of frozen batter she bought when my brother's school orchestra had a fundraiser). I had three. :)

executioneer Jan 18th, 2009 09:33 AM

i broiled some s'mores in the oven :( it felt so wrong but they tasted so right

Shrubfest Jan 18th, 2009 01:27 PM

Onion rings. Because it goes well with beer.

Fathom Zero Jan 18th, 2009 01:28 PM

Ramen with less sodium. It just doesn't taste the same.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2009 01:36 PM

Add salt.

You know, to stick it to the man, or something.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 608475)
Onion rings. Because it goes well with beer.

Do you have beer?



I am drinking black coffee. I am both tired and wired. I am ired(t+w)?

Shrubfest Jan 18th, 2009 01:38 PM

Pub, i have much beer. It is GOOOOOOD.
Ah, beer.


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