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Kitsa Dec 2nd, 2010 09:01 PM

pigs in blankets, Hebrew National version for chanukah :need Jewish emoticon

executioneer Dec 2nd, 2010 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 706176)
no shes just a twat

a twat who hates real gravy

she cant handle it



ChrisGlass Dec 2nd, 2010 10:36 PM

Apples and carrots. Wife is making Hamburger Helper.

Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2010 02:16 AM

la vida. All you need is a cigar now, my friend.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2010 09:31 AM

worked for me

Shadowdancer21b Dec 3rd, 2010 09:14 PM

Ribs from Famous Daves. Beefy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 4th, 2010 12:06 PM

Famous Dave's Devil's Spit sauce is delicious.

Nick Dec 6th, 2010 02:12 PM

I haven't ate much in over the past two weeks or so. Yay for losing 15 pounds due to not having an appetite!

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2010 08:37 PM

Healthy looking, innit?

Swapping out sweet potatoes for regular ones and frying them in Canola oil helps, though. And I drain/blot the hell out of them before I get anywhere near them. They're really quite tasty.

Zhukov Dec 8th, 2010 09:41 PM

Looks well tasty.

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2010 10:30 PM

Thanks. It's 4 cups shredded sweet potato, 2 eggs (or 1/2 cup egg substitute), a dash of salt and pepper and 3 tablespoons of flour all mixed up, formed into balls and flattened in the pan. They're cooked in 3 tablespoons of canola oil and 3 tablespoons of butter, for the flavor.

MLE Dec 8th, 2010 11:11 PM

I'm working on baking my fourth batch of shortbread cookies. This took WAY too long.

ps willie, some of these cookies will be yours!

captain516 Dec 10th, 2010 12:44 AM


Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2010 02:06 AM

captain516 you jerk Willie's going through some hard times lately


I should fucking ban you to oblivion

now apologize

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2010 02:07 AM

Is Oblivion a fun game? Maybe I shouldn't ban you there because you might have more fun :(

I'm eating a spaghetti

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2010 02:28 AM

I ate some of those cheese and peanut butter crackers because my caloric intake isn't high enough. :(

captain516 Dec 10th, 2010 04:20 PM

oh shit, is he really? :shocked
my bad, i didn't know

executioneer Dec 10th, 2010 04:53 PM

no worries you should have cookies in 2-3 days :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2010 05:54 PM

Macaroni & Cheese, except replace milk with beer.

Beer makes anything better.

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2010 06:15 PM


I had big plans for making a kickasserole, but I feel like shit so we're ordering pizza.

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2010 06:24 PM

replace crust with beer

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2010 06:41 PM

I've got a jar of drunken cherries I'm working on

MLE Dec 14th, 2010 07:42 PM


Kitsa Dec 14th, 2010 08:04 PM

I intended to sample some Habanero chocolate sauce. I got it on a pretzel and touched the pretzel to my tongue.

....fuck that. That's all I did, and I've been drinking milk ever since, and it still feels as if I stubbed out a cigarette on my tongue. The milk isn't helping.

MLE Dec 14th, 2010 08:06 PM

rice/bread would help! Let it sit on your tongue to absorb some of it

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2010 08:09 PM

okeydokey, thanks

http://www.thehotsaucestop.com/servl...rburner/Detail <---NOT A GOOD TIME

replicant Dec 15th, 2010 01:08 AM

WaSa Sesame Flatbread and Light Laughing Cow Swiss Cheese Spread...mmmm

Zhukov Dec 15th, 2010 07:25 AM

Boiled sweets melted onto the inside of a bin liner.

Kitsa Dec 15th, 2010 06:52 PM

Kickasserole and white wine.

MLE Dec 15th, 2010 07:05 PM

cheeseits and raisins

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2010 10:33 AM

Cooking Steaks with "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" theme playing in the background. Just makes you feel good inside.

Zhukov Dec 17th, 2010 11:26 AM

I just finished off a fuckload of these biscuit things I was sent in the mail. Delish.

MLE Dec 17th, 2010 07:17 PM

I'll get you the recipe if you want :D

executioneer Dec 17th, 2010 08:10 PM

mine have also vanished mysteriously :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2010 08:18 PM

made willie cookies. Eating leftovers.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2010 09:32 PM

I have a fasting blood test in the morning so I'm making the most of my pre-fast time with a small mug of ice cream.

ChrisGlass Dec 17th, 2010 10:22 PM

wife peeled an orange for me, also gingerbread men.

Charlie.Burp Dec 18th, 2010 11:07 PM

These nasty fuckers. They taste like double fudge brownies when your practically starving to death. :)

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2010 11:12 AM

parma violets.

MLE Dec 19th, 2010 02:17 PM

chocolate soymilk and egg salad on pita bread :>

captain516 Dec 19th, 2010 03:36 PM

Finishing off the williecookies.

Evil Robot Dec 20th, 2010 10:08 PM


MLE Dec 20th, 2010 11:26 PM

Coconut ice cream

Kitsa Dec 21st, 2010 06:59 AM

I'm going to make the majority of my Christmas cookies today.

Zhukov Dec 21st, 2010 08:00 AM


Originally Posted by MLE (Post 708011)
I'll get you the recipe if you want :D

Ok, PM me and I'll try. I am rubbish at baking though.

Kitsa Dec 21st, 2010 12:28 PM

Changed my mind, cookies tomorrow. Giftwrapping and dog grooming today. I try not to mix pet care with baking.

MLE Dec 21st, 2010 09:46 PM

apples with li hing mui powder on it <3 <3 <3

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2010 11:53 PM

made these today. Not puddings in the strictest sense, just made to look like them. I don't like the random crunchy things in traditional puddings, so these are gingerbread with a brown sugar syrup wash and a buttercream glaze. And whiskey-soaked cherries I could eat by the bucketful.

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2010 06:38 PM



Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 03:01 AM

I was digging around in my apartment's shared refrigerator for stuff to throw on the pizza I was making. I found some frozen boneless buffalo wings. Chopped 'em up, arranged them, baked and ate the thing. It's now four hours later and I fear for my life. Terminal diarrhea.

Zhukov Jan 13th, 2011 06:03 AM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 708795)

made these today. Not puddings in the strictest sense, just made to look like them. I don't like the random crunchy things in traditional puddings, so these are gingerbread with a brown sugar syrup wash and a buttercream glaze. And whiskey-soaked cherries I could eat by the bucketful.

I missed these, they look amazing.

Kitsa Jan 13th, 2011 06:52 AM

Thank you. I make too much sweet stuff over the holidays :(

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2011 05:55 AM

Tortilla chips and salsa so I wasn't taking a muscle relaxer on an empty stomach. Didn't work, I'm high as a freaking kite :(

I might very well be the only person around who doesn't take this shit recreationally. I hate that feeling.

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2011 05:30 PM

you can give it to me :(

Wiffles Jan 17th, 2011 05:40 PM

deleeshis ^_^

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2011 08:18 PM

Kahl, don't you build a tolerance?

I tried taking a Percocet once (prescribed) and the itching drove me insane. I'm told that's a fairly standard reaction due to histamine release.

Oh, food thread. I slow-roased some chicken breasts in a crock pot all day, then pulled them apart and cooked them some more in barbecue sauce. Then I used the chicken stock to season some green beans.

The flourless chocolate torte kicked all manner of ass, it was wonderful. It uses quinoa instead of flour...I had my reservations, but it's so moist and rich and about halfway between a really moist brownie and a chocolate souffle. Definitely a keeper recipe.

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2011 08:27 PM

ive never really taken pills long enough to build a tolerance :(

yea itching sucks and also when it makes like your whole body stop working and your stomach hurts cause its like not digesting food or something and like a day afterwards you feel your body start working again its weird :(

executioneer Jan 17th, 2011 08:52 PM


captain516 Jan 17th, 2011 10:28 PM

Someday I want to make something from here.

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2011 11:06 PM

I've been on that site :o

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 08:06 PM

i was starving of hunger and i had a delicious hot and spicy hot dog/bratwurst thing!!

im no longer going to die :O

Immortal Goat Jan 22nd, 2011 01:02 AM

A bowl of plain oatmeal that I stirred some blackberry jam into. Fucking delicious.

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2011 09:07 AM

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2011 11:21 AM

fried potatoes

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2011 05:42 PM

below-average coconut cream pie.

Ex Leper Jan 25th, 2011 07:17 PM

A cheeseburger Casadia.

replicant Jan 25th, 2011 11:20 PM

blueberry yogurt covered pretzels

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2011 08:08 AM

Leftover pizza from Monday. Tonight I am going to a party at my favorite Mexican place, where they make Margaritas the size of fishbowls that will knock you right the fuck over. I plan to have one. :rock

kahljorn Jan 27th, 2011 02:35 AM

leftover thai food


Zhukov Jan 27th, 2011 06:56 AM

Chicken Tikka Masala.

Fathom Zero Jan 27th, 2011 08:47 AM

gyro meat from last night

still good

Zhukov Jan 29th, 2011 02:50 AM

Literally as I type:

I was the ice cream vans only customer.

executioneer Jan 29th, 2011 03:14 AM

destrooper chocolate cookies

fucking great

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2011 12:20 PM

:O I want ice cream

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 09:31 PM

A bacon sandwich with fried apples, napa cabbage, scallions, red peppers and veganaise. I LOVE apples fried in bacon fat.

MLE Feb 14th, 2011 10:46 PM

a few cheeze-its and vanilla yogurt with pine nuts, raisins, and dried cranberries <3

LordSappington Feb 15th, 2011 12:47 AM

Blooberries :)

All Hail Duke Feb 15th, 2011 05:29 AM

peanut butter brownie and some water

BurningSquirrel Feb 15th, 2011 03:07 PM

Lays and Dr. Pepper, the perfect snack after school.

Kitsa Feb 15th, 2011 11:23 PM

a couple of chocolates I have no business eating.

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 11:33 PM

Carrots and peanut butter.

executioneer Feb 15th, 2011 11:36 PM


Zhukov Feb 16th, 2011 02:27 AM

I know there probably already is (well, not here anyway), and this isn't an original idea even if there isn't, but I wish there were places where you could buy food over the internet and they would deliver it to you.

Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2011 02:38 AM

I found exactly what you need.

Zhukov Feb 16th, 2011 03:34 AM

You seem to think that I want to cook my own food.

executioneer Feb 16th, 2011 07:24 AM

http://www.dominos.com.au/ ?

Zhukov Feb 16th, 2011 08:27 AM

That's the ticket! But I can't eat Dominos pizzas since they contain high levels of MSG and that gives me migraines. Still, I appreciate the gesture from you gusy. There's no need to solve my problem; sometimes I just want to whinge.

Kitsa Feb 16th, 2011 08:49 AM

I can't eat Cheesecake Factory food because of the MSG. I get palpitations AND a migraine, which makes for a really fun postprandial experience. We once asked if there was anything on their menu that didn't have MSG....the waitress disappeared for almost 20 minutes and came back saying that they might be able to make a special burger with nothing on it that might not have so much MSG.

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2011 02:39 PM

More MSG for me then, wimps

Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2011 02:45 PM

Yeah, I love the stuff. I'm pretty sure it's good for me or something.

Kitsa Feb 16th, 2011 05:38 PM

Cinnamon cheerios by the handful. I love them so much. And the chocolate ones.

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2011 11:11 AM

Man, fuck what I ate last night. I feel like I've been repeatedly punched in the stomach. I knew there was going to be trouble when my iced tea had that piquant "public restrooom" aftertaste.

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2011 08:56 PM

So apparently if you want people to try fresh poi, you don't tell them about how taro is toxic raw.

Fathom Zero Feb 19th, 2011 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 713081)

You sick fucks put prawns on pizza?

executioneer Feb 20th, 2011 11:38 PM

man, i can imagine that being good but NOT FROM DOMINOS

Chojin Feb 21st, 2011 01:10 AM

skim milk and casein protein powder :x

i'm considering starting a bulk, but i already got kinda fat since school started ;<

Zhukov Feb 21st, 2011 05:08 AM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 713543)
You sick fucks put prawns on pizza?

Only wankers would do that. I don't know what you would call them in your country but I think the closest thing would be a cross between a jock and a redneck. The type of people that would eat a prawn pizza to be patriotic.

Kitsa Feb 21st, 2011 07:13 AM

It's patriotic to eat prawn pizza? There are so many things I don't understand.

I thought there was a different Australian word for redneck but now I can't remember it.

Zhukov Feb 21st, 2011 09:26 AM

There is a certain type of person that thinks it is. The same type of person that thinks wearing an Australian flag as a cape and having a tattoo of the Southern Cross is patriotic.

The term you may be searching for is Bogan or Westie. Same as Chav, Ned etc.

Kitsa Feb 21st, 2011 10:52 AM

I think the one I was looking for was "ocker".

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