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Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 05:29 PM

A bowl of chips and three Cokes.

Divisible by Waffle Feb 26th, 2007 07:15 PM

Nothing at the moment, but I can smell that chicken roasting in the oven downstairs. Mmmm.

DuFresne Feb 26th, 2007 11:30 PM

Topper's pizza.

Straycat Mar 2nd, 2007 08:01 PM

Water and sweet tart shockers.

didnt like the shockers, blah

Womti Mar 3rd, 2007 10:38 AM

carton of cigarettes :rock

Divisible by Waffle Mar 3rd, 2007 11:58 AM

I'm eating leftovers from dinner last night; chicken-fried steak and potato pancakes. Hurray for things cooked in butter/olive oil!

Womti Mar 7th, 2007 04:02 PM

strawberry-flavored candy corn :x

Zinger Mar 8th, 2007 07:47 PM

Salted Popcorn

A whole ass-load of it.

Womti Mar 13th, 2007 10:40 AM

popcorn, just ate a bag

DuFresne Mar 16th, 2007 12:38 PM

A Milky-Way bar :)

Womti Mar 16th, 2007 03:38 PM

chinese food, leftovers of a bag of sour cream and onion chips, some pepsi and a tuna wrap

Fathom Zero Mar 20th, 2007 02:35 PM

Chocolate shake.

Esuohlim Mar 20th, 2007 02:39 PM

Haha everything WHAT is naming could totally be scavenged from a trash can.

Womti Mar 20th, 2007 08:20 PM

esuohlim you didnt post anything >:
graham cracker pie crust and granola bars

DuFresne Mar 20th, 2007 11:27 PM

A Reese's Crispy Crunchy bar.

Matt Harty Mar 22nd, 2007 01:38 AM

mini crab cakes

Womti Mar 22nd, 2007 03:44 PM

vodka. :puke

DuFresne Mar 22nd, 2007 04:50 PM

Chik-fil-a prepared by black people who weren't Seven Force, so they probably weren't /b/tards. :)

Terra Mar 22nd, 2007 11:13 PM

fruit loops. dry

and merlot.

Divisible by Waffle Mar 24th, 2007 07:42 PM

Roast beef and potatoes.

executioneer Mar 24th, 2007 10:00 PM


DuFresne Mar 25th, 2007 10:43 PM

Starburst Jellybeans >:
Mom wanted to try something different in my Easter care package, so instead of either Starburst (awesome) or Jelly Bellies (even moar awesome), she gives me this crap!

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 12:29 AM

spaghetti with some kinda chicken thing covered in melted cheese and tomato sauce

Womti Mar 26th, 2007 10:29 AM

4 cadbury's creme eggs

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 02:08 PM


Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 07:59 PM


Divisible by Waffle Mar 26th, 2007 09:04 PM

A ham/cheese crossiant sandwich, but the crossiant looks like it has either a penis or some kind of malignant growth. Will post pics soon.

Womti Mar 27th, 2007 10:56 AM


Idi Amin Mar 30th, 2007 02:13 AM

I am eating womti

Womti Mar 30th, 2007 11:46 AM

you mean womtis

Divisible by Waffle Apr 4th, 2007 01:34 AM


executioneer Apr 4th, 2007 01:48 AM

pink lady apple (only the best kind of apple that's ever been made, you jerks)

Matt Harty Apr 4th, 2007 02:19 AM


Womti Apr 5th, 2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 483075)

kahljorn Apr 5th, 2007 07:26 PM

pink lady apples are really good we usually get them at the farmers market here.

executioneer Apr 5th, 2007 10:19 PM

and they stay crisp and delicious for weeks and weeks too :o

Fathom Zero Apr 6th, 2007 01:48 PM

Grilled Cheese

Fathom Zero Apr 6th, 2007 05:01 PM

Cheetos and Cherry Limeade.

Womti Apr 7th, 2007 01:29 PM

Classic granola.

Divisible by Waffle Apr 7th, 2007 05:39 PM

I love Pink Lady apples. Best fucking fruit ever.

I'm having some cheese n' crackers right now.

executioneer Apr 10th, 2007 10:06 PM

chicken caesar salad and sausage pizza, both from brewery city pizza

Bus Driver Moe Apr 12th, 2007 12:25 PM

Reheated onion rings and M&M's

Breakfast of champions right there.

executioneer Apr 13th, 2007 01:09 AM

tim's cascade hawaiian style bbq potato chips

they are delicious

Divisible by Waffle Apr 13th, 2007 07:20 PM

The shittiest goddamn ravioli ever conceived by mankind.

MarioRPG Apr 13th, 2007 08:32 PM

Reese Cups

noob3 Apr 14th, 2007 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 486269)
Cheetos and Cherry Limeade.

let me guess, you got that shit from 7-11? :p

I am addicted to the 7-11 cherry limeade, i'll usually get a bag of tom's hot fries with my limeade :0 because they're baked and delicious :tear

Womti Apr 17th, 2007 10:59 AM

Miniature milk chocolate easter eggs that are wrapped in brightly colored tinfoil.

Albino Bat Apr 18th, 2007 12:08 AM

Pretzel crumbs and a sprite...
And burping up the worst kebabs I've ever had...

Divisible by Waffle Apr 18th, 2007 08:17 PM

Best salad ever...romaine with homemade bleu cheese balsamic vinegarette. Mmmm.

executioneer Apr 18th, 2007 11:39 PM

ching chong chinaman food

FartinMowler Apr 19th, 2007 07:33 PM

I just finished eating homemade Pizza...I buy crusts and then add sauce/three cheeses/bacon(fresh cooked) ham and pinnaple.

executioneer Apr 19th, 2007 10:38 PM

some dentyne ice and my monitor isnt even turning a little bit frozen, i want my money back

Womti Apr 26th, 2007 11:20 AM

salt & pepper potato chips

FartinMowler Apr 26th, 2007 03:48 PM

beer and Easter chocolate

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2007 12:48 AM


executioneer May 19th, 2007 01:19 AM


Womti May 23rd, 2007 06:21 PM

Mcdonald's Chicken Nuggets.

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2007 02:57 PM

Raviolis. :O

executioneer Jun 7th, 2007 12:35 AM

the stick from a raspberry tootsie roll pop

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2007 10:04 PM

Fish tacos.

GADZOOKS Jul 6th, 2007 06:02 AM


Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 454006)
My pride, and swallowing it.

right now, I'm eating this up! I'm the best.

MattJack Jul 6th, 2007 02:37 PM



demonbird Oct 17th, 2007 02:17 PM

I am having a nice grilled cheese sandwich. Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Yum Yum Yum!

MLE Oct 17th, 2007 02:20 PM

Veggie Crisp chips

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2007 03:05 PM

Campbell's Soup at Hand New England Clam Chowder.

It is not possible to cook this so that it is the correct temperature. It's either way too cold or it explodes all over your microwave. And even if it does that it's still probably not warm enough.

JediScum Oct 17th, 2007 04:13 PM

You gotta get old school on that chowder and use a damn stove. On low heat, stirring not constantly but more than occasionally or you'll scorch the shit out of it. Nobody remembers how to do things analog anymore.

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2007 06:42 PM

There's no stove at my school, and there's no point in cooking these things in a pot because they are tiny.

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2007 06:43 PM

that's about the size of a real one!

JediScum Oct 17th, 2007 07:26 PM

Ach! I had no idea. Even though I still use them reluctantly, I don't care for microwaves. Working in restaurants as a kitchen bitch has shown me they're not really needed at all.
Food also seems to retain its heat longer when cooked on stove/in oven, not to mention the things I read about years ago about how microwaving certain plastics can create carcinogens that drip into yer food via condensing steam.
Of course, working on my 2nd pot of coffee and smoking my 34th cigarette for today, like I care about carcinogens. That and when I posted previously, I was eating a microwave turkey dinner. Oops! But I did stalk, kill, clean and gut the frozen beast myself.

Uncle_Sham Oct 17th, 2007 08:19 PM

The Baconater!

Womti Oct 19th, 2007 10:19 AM

The last thing I ate was a peanut butter sandwich and some orange juice

Kenster102.5 Oct 21st, 2007 12:56 PM

Lays Salt and Vinegar.

MLE Oct 21st, 2007 10:56 PM

Orange Blossom honey

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2007 11:41 PM

David Sunflower Seeds! My tounge has salt burn because I've eaten half a tube of them in the course of an hour.

Emu Oct 21st, 2007 11:45 PM

kix :[

MLE Oct 22nd, 2007 03:32 AM

I <3 Kix.

Kid tested. Mother approved.

Guitar Woman Oct 22nd, 2007 09:42 PM

When I was younger my dad would always buy me kix, and I'd try to imitate that one scene from Rescuers Down Under where Joanna ate all McLeach's eggs and I would swallow the kix whole. It really hurt :<

MLE Oct 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM

I'm about to be eating some delicious homemade chocolate ice cream

Womti Oct 29th, 2007 09:29 AM

doritos :x

Guitar Woman Oct 29th, 2007 02:59 PM

This morning I tried to cook one of those soup at hand clam chowder things again, and the new design made it so that it didn't take as long to microwave. I didn't know that, of course, so it got way too hot and exploded when I set it for a minute and a half, and then when I was wiping the cup off I spilled a bunch of it on myself and in addition to burning my fingers it looked like someone had ejaculated onto my shirt.


JediScum Oct 29th, 2007 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 509224)
it looked like someone had ejaculated onto my shirt.


If anyone asks, tell 'em it was girl. They can do that now.

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2007 01:23 AM

That Miller Chill stuff is fucking nasty. It's like drinking bread.

Guitar Woman Dec 14th, 2007 03:09 AM

Tuna helper!

MLE Dec 15th, 2007 06:05 PM

Tuna fish ;o

Fathom Zero Dec 15th, 2007 10:46 PM

Chili, mmm!

Guitar Woman Dec 15th, 2007 10:49 PM

Tortilla Chips and my dad's beans/salsa/cream cheese dip for them :D

MLE Dec 16th, 2007 04:42 PM

a tuna fish SANDWICH

executioneer Dec 16th, 2007 05:36 PM

creamy cucumber flavor potato chips

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 07:49 PM

I just finished a 12" sub from winco ;<

It was really good ;<

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 10:00 PM


zeldasbiggestfan Dec 16th, 2007 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 514751)
I just finished a 12" sub from winco ;<

It was really good ;<

What's that? Is it like a knock off of Subway or Blimpie? Daaaaaaamn, Blimpie would be awesome right now.

Guitar Woman Dec 17th, 2007 05:26 AM

Subway invented the submarine sandwich

JediScum Dec 17th, 2007 10:09 PM

But Thundercloud in Austin, TX perfected it.

WhiteRat Dec 18th, 2007 07:17 AM

Frosted Mini-Wheats

Durin Dec 19th, 2007 12:11 AM

the christmas gobstoppers.

MLE Dec 19th, 2007 05:48 PM

Salt water taffy from vacation

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2007 08:24 PM

Pizza! Cheese pizza! It's really good!

executioneer Dec 19th, 2007 11:15 PM

arby's ;_;

Guitar Woman Dec 22nd, 2007 11:50 PM

A block of cheese that the label refers to as "handmade" and nothing else. I'm assuming it's cheddar.

It's been aged for a year and is sharp and smooth and completely fantastic.

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 23rd, 2007 12:09 AM

Does air count?

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