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Kitsa Nov 21st, 2010 08:43 PM

Mr Kitsa found a scary new "Helper Complete dinner" that calls itself Cheesy Taco, includes rice for some reason, and contains a can of what I think is vomit. There are beef chunks in the vomit. I'm afraid.

I put it in the oven...we'll see how this goes.

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2010 09:24 PM



Cheesy taco?



Cheesy taco ?!?!?

MLE Nov 21st, 2010 11:05 PM

Ew. At least I had the sense to have something normal like chocolate milk.

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2010 11:17 PM

We dumped it. It was inedible.

Zhukov Nov 22nd, 2010 08:40 AM

That looks like it has enough MSG to make my head melt.

Pentegarn Nov 22nd, 2010 06:48 PM

It looks like really shitty gumbo to me

Shadowdancer21b Nov 22nd, 2010 08:26 PM

Buffalo chicken sub with cucumbers and mayo. Oh, yeah.

dunn8392 Nov 25th, 2010 10:30 AM

Campbell's chicken and stars. So easy.

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2010 10:52 AM

I had a Tim Horton's chocolate chip muffin with some extra-strong coffee for breakfast. I was up late doing all the prep work for Thanksgiving so I could just shove the majority of it in the oven today. Last night I:

- cleaned, dressed and prepped the turkey (including chopping the mountain of mirepoix)

- roasted chestnuts, chopped them, and made an experimental new chestnut stuffing recipe (smelled good when I added the herbs to the butter...we'll see)

-stewed my special-recipe cranberry chutney on the stove for about 8 hours and continually added liquor to it...

-made yam casserole (whipped yams with a crumble crust of brown sugar and pecans)

-baked and cooled two pumpkin pies

So today all I have to worry about is the mashed potatoes, brussels sprouts, and peas.

Fathom Zero Nov 25th, 2010 11:41 AM

CRANBERRY CHUTNEY OMG SEND ME SOME

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2010 11:43 AM

I can tell you how to make it, but even the padded mailers have a bad habit of leaking :(

Fathom Zero Nov 25th, 2010 01:44 PM

Forward me the recipe prz

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2010 02:19 PM

pm'd you. Let me know if that was coherent enough.

Supafly345 Dec 2nd, 2010 04:35 AM

I cooked my first turkey. Just by following the instructions and shoving 6 cloves of garlic into its kiester, it was the most delicious turkey I've ever had.
Turkeys are incredibly easy to make taste good.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2010 05:04 AM

A lot of first timers don't know that the gizzards are still in the turkey in a plastic bag.

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2010 03:07 PM

turkey's pretty flavorful :O especially with giblets though

i made my turkey with garlic, butter, chives, parsley and sage and used a bit more sage this time than i usually do and it was so bomb :(

also last night i boiled the carcass and made turkey soup :)

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2010 03:13 PM

I made some kickass gravy with the drippin's. Woo.

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2010 03:16 PM

same :O

a few years ago i made this bomb turkey at my sister in laws and the pan was FULL of drippings but she threw it out and used fake gravy even though i prepared everything else already and i was gonna do the gravy too. Stupid bitch ;/ IM STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT :(
also when people got there she stood around in the kitchen like she did all of it :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2010 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowdancer21b (Post 704937)
Buffalo chicken sub with cucumbers and mayo. BLEU CHEESE Oh, yeah.


FIXED DA INGREDANTS FO YOU.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2010 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 706147)
same :O

a few years ago i made this bomb turkey at my sister in laws and the pan was FULL of drippings but she threw it out and used fake gravy even though i prepared everything else already and i was gonna do the gravy too. Stupid bitch ;/ IM STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT :(
also when people got there she stood around in the kitchen like she did all of it :lol


HOW DARE SHE

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2010 04:42 PM

SERIOUSLY WHAT A BITCH

executioneer Dec 2nd, 2010 04:58 PM

wtff did she stuff the turkey and then throw THAT away and just make some stove top based on the recipe

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2010 05:15 PM

GRAVY NEEDS BLOOD

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2010 05:26 PM

I'm guessing she didn't know that you make gravy from the drippings.

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2010 06:29 PM

no shes just a twat

a twat who hates real gravy

she cant handle it

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