"HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! part 3"
 

Max is back once again, and this time he's here to talk all about the spawns of sata... er... the spawns of Batman and Superman.


"HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! part 3" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/dork3

Enjoy!

it is true; man-made comedy will never defeat tragically accidental humor. :lol
And if there's one thing I can't get enough of, it's old comics with women getting punched.

even though it wasn't featured in this piece:

If you'd just blur out the word balloons in this frame, the sexual connotations would probably cause the world to explode.

the ghetto most certainly is an octopus of dispair

Frank Miller wrote Dark Knight Returns. Alan Moore wrote Watchmen.

OH FUCK! I can't believe I did that! Mock, can we fix that?

I can NOT believe I did that.

Thanks, Helm.

OW! Ow owowowowow ow OW! I'm trying to wrap my head around the science in that comic bok, and it's not working out at all.

No problem, Max. I could read you talk about silver and golden age comics forever.

Thanks! The next column is actually about something in the early nineties, so it's a bit of a departure, but it's just as chock full of dork.

And yeah, Pjalne, although it would take a chunk o' research since peopel don't generally categorize books by plot device, I recall just bucket loads of really, really shitty physics in silver age comics. I think they basically thought radiation and relativity were different names for magic.

uh now my 2nd post in this thread got deleted too what the hell

damn it! i like "HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS!" , but this one is kind of image heavy, and because of websatan, i have to use the ip to get to the site, and none of the images show up that way...
:(