MIDWEST MOCKMEET IN A NUTSHELL
 

Had a good time. It took Gina (Hugh_Bristic) 2 hours to find her hotel 15 miles away from where we initially met. But to her credit, Dallas is a bitch to navigate.
My man Brian (ziggy) and I downed beers while waiting for the rest of our party to arrive at the cajun dive. We talked about all you punk ass bitches on the board, politics, and industry. Great guy. One of these days I'm gonna' go watch him spin.
ItalianStereotype couldn't make it. He came down with a bad case of crotch rot... but we missed him dearly! We had a circle jerk in his honor. (Yes, Hugh has a penis, too)
All in all it went well. Sorry no pics. Someone is camera shy.

hugh's my dinosaur, y'all.

Creepy, you guys actually meet each other?

Ahhh, internet <3!

Im not "mocking" (LOL PUN) you just thats funny =]

sorry guys :<

I got really fucking sick saturday night and slept a lot of the day sunday.

Thank god you're not "mocking." I'm sure you've gotten quite proficient within the past 14 posts.

Please dont use big words =[

oh good lord

I think the highlight of the trip was eating stuffed fish from Razoo's. The rest of it I could have done without. For the record, I hate Dallas, we're never going there again. Also, I got my lip pierced and missed work Monday morning. Thanks for wasting my time, guys.

Italian, it's gonna take a LOT - and I mean every single inch - of ass kissing for me to even like you again. For those of you who have seen my ass, you know it's gonna be a challenge... pucker up, buttercup.

next time we'll do Austin :)

There's no such thing as a MockMeet without photos. >:

I'm going to Ocean City, Maryland with a bunch of my friends from school in early June. We've got, like, three houses that we're all going to stay at.

I know a ton of you guys live in the Delmarva area, so if you guys wanted, we could make a little somethin' somethin' outta that.

:neverhappened I call Bullshit >:

It happened, McClain has the gator to prove it!

Since most everyone backed out I didn't bother to take pics. I will take pics at the Austin invasion.

I should have just took pics of the gator, he was the coolest one there. :(

I'd like to see pics of everyone being force fed Boo Berry....>:

thats what you get for trying to meet in a nutshell

BADUM SSSH

"IS your cowboy in the right car?"


OH MAN DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT?


IT WAS A KICK ASS TRIP

unless you are hugh's cousin, dr fred, you need to shut the hell up >:

my mom's gay!

I'm proud to say I'm not related to anyone that stupid.

Hugh told me she wasn't going. I guess she just didn't want me to show up. :sob

Don't be retarded. When you and I spoke I didn't plan on going. Then I got restless and thought What the Hell.

I think you're on to something Seth. Though, she said she didn't want you there because she's afraid that she might rape you. Probably a wise decision not to show.

I love this picture!!!