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mburbank Mar 16th, 2005 12:53 PM

MY LITTLE PONY
 
My little pony;
my little pony
crushed my Uncle's chest.

My little pony;
my little pony
makes me where a dress.

kellychaos Mar 16th, 2005 09:12 PM

Does that come with matching saddle and bridle? There are fashion issues to consider.

Archduke Tips Mar 17th, 2005 04:17 AM

My little pony;
my little pony
crushed my Uncle's chest.

My little pony;
my little pony
makes me where a dress.


It makes for a very catchy song. :)

FS Mar 17th, 2005 05:41 AM

My little pony;
my little pony
touched its penis with a knife.

My little pony;
my little pony
they locked me up for life.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 17th, 2005 11:40 AM

my little pony
my little pony
I like to beat it to a bloody pulp

My little pony
My little pony
I bumped uglies with Robert Culp

the_dudefather Mar 17th, 2005 11:49 AM

my little pony,
skinny and boney,
should have ate more,

my little pony,
skinny and boney,
collapsed at the front door,

mburbank Mar 17th, 2005 12:28 PM

My little pony,
my little pony,
has a great big schlong.

My little pony,
my little pony,
I see I spelled 'wear' wrong.

ziggytrix Mar 17th, 2005 12:30 PM

My little pony,
my little pony,
this song is terrible

My little pony,
my little pony,
and this thread is unbearable

mburbank Mar 17th, 2005 01:46 PM

My little Pony;
My little pony;
the things we do are swell;

My Little Pony
My little Pony
Just not consensual!

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 17th, 2005 02:18 PM

My little Pony
My little pony
she smiles and says please

My little pony
my little pony
My sac smells like cheese

Jamesic Mar 17th, 2005 02:20 PM

My Little Poney,
My Little Poney,
What an awful toy

My Little Poney,
My Little Poney,
Is such a rotten pest

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 17th, 2005 02:22 PM

My little pony
my little pony
don't have to take her on a date

my little pony
my little pony
I just stand there on the crate

Jamesic Mar 17th, 2005 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesic
My Little Poney,
My Little Poney,
What an awful toy

My Little Poney,
My Little Poney,
Is such a rotten pest

No offense folks!!

liquidstatik Mar 17th, 2005 02:27 PM

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
your birth was the bestest!

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
turned my life around for the greatest!

rockets redglare Mar 17th, 2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesic
My Little Poney,
My Little Poney,
What an awful toy

My Little Poney,
My Little Poney,
Is such a rotten pest


My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Play with you all the time

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
This shit's supposed to rhyme

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 17th, 2005 04:38 PM

My little pony
My little pony
I'll feed you canned chili

My little pony
my little pony
tubgirl.com

edit: didn't mean to make that a link.....

kellychaos Mar 17th, 2005 05:32 PM

My little pony
Talkin' 'bout she, and me

My little pony
my little pony
and a quarterhorse
that's three
simultaneously!

Spectre X Mar 17th, 2005 06:04 PM

My little pony
My little pony
I'm not gay

My little pony
My little pony
Even if I act that way.

kellychaos Mar 17th, 2005 06:12 PM

My little pony
My little pony
Thank you for sharing

My little pony
My little pony
Thanks for not staring ...
at the gym ...
that one day. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 17th, 2005 08:31 PM

My little pony
My little pony
All hopped up on coke

My little pony
My little pony
kellychaos is a joke

Rongi Mar 17th, 2005 08:40 PM

My little pony
My little pony
Big McLargeHuge

My little pony
My little pony
Big McLargeHuge

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 17th, 2005 10:42 PM

My little Pony
My little pony
up her poop shoot I slid my cock

My little pony
my little pony
it slipped past her sphincter with a satisfying "pop"

Carnivore Mar 18th, 2005 10:32 AM

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Makes a tasty treat

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Red, dead, raw, fresh meat

mburbank Mar 18th, 2005 01:41 PM

My little pony;
dirty pajamas,
empty pizza box.

coffee stained dentures
bus station locker
three days since I shaved.

RedLeader01 Mar 18th, 2005 01:53 PM

This thread is just as stupid as how many words can you type with your left hand.

Stop singing in the shower, then coming here to type it! Of course we'd all laugh at you if you electricute yourself or wet your keyboard, so never mind.

Mr. Vagiclean Mar 18th, 2005 02:48 PM

:eek

rockets redglare Mar 18th, 2005 03:15 PM

My little redleader
My little redleader
Is tearing up this joint

My little redleader
My little redleader
Always misses the point

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2005 03:42 PM

My little pony
Sweet roll of thunder

my little pony,
Ripping children asunder,
Killing for joy,
especially the boys.

My little pony,
acting so coy.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 18th, 2005 03:49 PM

My little redleader
My little redleader
festering pile of shit

My little redleader
My little redleader
gets it up the pooper from Wilford Brimley

FS Mar 18th, 2005 03:49 PM

my little redleader,
my little redleader,
dagobah clone wars palpatine

my little redleader,
my little redleader,
boba fett yoda boba fett.

pjalne Mar 18th, 2005 04:08 PM

I did a spit-take with my tea :(

kellychaos Mar 18th, 2005 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedLeader01
This thread is just as stupid as how many words can you type with your left hand.

Stop singing in the shower, then coming here to type it! Of course we'd all laugh at you if you electricute yourself or wet your keyboard, so never mind.

My little pony
My little pony
Ignorance is bliss

My little pony
My little pony
Give short bus window one last kiss ...
umm ... take off your helmet first

Immortal Goat Mar 18th, 2005 11:44 PM

My little Redleader
My little Redleader
You poor domb bastard

My little Redleader
My little Redleader
Just say something racist so you get banned faster.

Drev Mar 19th, 2005 04:10 AM

My little pony
My little pony
Ripping into your gut

My little pony
My little pony
Man what a slut

Archduke Tips Mar 19th, 2005 05:54 AM

MATLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2005 03:24 PM

at least mine was original :(


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