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Studio8 Mar 21st, 2005 02:15 AM

Small little buttholes
 
I hooked up with this girl recently who said - "If you ever call me, you should know that this is my favorite." And then she put my weiner on her butthole. Granted, there was fabric and zippers and buttons in between the two, but this was my first run in with somebody liking anal sex.

I decided to touch her butthole later because I was drunk and it was really tiny and I didn't like it.

felix_tibs Mar 21st, 2005 02:18 AM

That is both gross and cool.

See if she is into throatbanging and you got yourself a whorebag!

Helm Mar 21st, 2005 01:12 PM

Ugh

Dole Mar 21st, 2005 01:31 PM

Maybe she just meant from behind, not up the shitter

Helm Mar 21st, 2005 02:12 PM

Quote:

See if she is into throatbanging and you got yourself a whorebag!
I can't get over how much I want to punch this guy.

adept_ninja Mar 21st, 2005 05:56 PM

my buddy told me a story about a chick who liked anal...uncool she put it in her mouth after it had been in her shitter :(

felix_tibs Mar 21st, 2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
Quote:

See if she is into throatbanging and you got yourself a whorebag!
I can't get over how much I want to punch this guy.

IM SCAREDDDDDD

Rongi Mar 21st, 2005 10:03 PM

girls dont have a prostate, i cant imagine why any girl would like anal sex.

MetalMilitia Mar 21st, 2005 10:05 PM

All this talk of butholes and prostates is making me feel uneasy.

Anonymous Mar 21st, 2005 11:38 PM

Dunno, my ex liked it better.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD FEEL ANYTHING AM I RIGHT GUYS :tear

Schimid Mar 22nd, 2005 12:00 AM

It's not that bad. :/

derrida Mar 22nd, 2005 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Rongi
girls dont have a prostate, i cant imagine why any girl would like anal sex.

the whole region down there shares the same bundle of nerves, so sometimes you've got to bump around a bit until you find a really good one. sometimes the best ones are most accessible through the rectum. hope that clears things up!

Helm Mar 22nd, 2005 02:32 PM

particularily, only the shared 'wall' of the vaginal and rectal cavity share the same nerves. However, the whole area is laced with sensitive nerve endings. But so is the sole of one's foot. Not all of them are herotogenous, all I'm saying.

Dixie Mar 22nd, 2005 03:16 PM

It's all personal preference. Some people like S&M, some don't. Some like bondage, some don't. Get over it, in all honesty it's not that gross if she keeps her ass clean.

derrida Mar 22nd, 2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
particularily, only the shared 'wall' of the vaginal and rectal cavity share the same nerves. However, the whole area is laced with sensitive nerve endings. But so is the sole of one's foot. Not all of them are herotogenous, all I'm saying.

if that was strictly true only stimulation of the anterior rectal wall would cause sexual response.

http://anatomy.uams.edu/anatomyhtml/...&perineum.html

the bulbocavernosus and ischiocavernosus muscles are served by the perineal branch of the pudendal nerve as are the internal and external anal sphincters. this is why people's assholes clench when they're cumming.

Helm Mar 22nd, 2005 04:05 PM

I am bested by your ass mastery. Congratulations.

"encircles the anal canal"

Supafly345 Mar 22nd, 2005 05:03 PM

Shipwreck knows the most about this.

kellychaos Mar 22nd, 2005 06:09 PM

Jesus once tapped on my sugar door. I looked through the peep-hole. He was wearing a crisply starched white shirt and a wide black tie. He had sweat stains under his arm pits but, nonetheless, seemed an amiable sort of fellow. I returned to the living room to finish watching the "X-Files" before my ice cream melted.

Rongi Mar 22nd, 2005 08:18 PM

it's obscene how not funny you are.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 23rd, 2005 01:23 PM

Re: Small little buttholes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Studio8
I hooked up with this girl recently who said - "If you ever call me, you should know that this is my favorite." And then she put my weiner on her butthole. Granted, there was fabric and zippers and buttons in between the two, but this was my first run in with somebody liking anal sex.

I decided to touch her butthole later because I was drunk and it was really tiny and I didn't like it.

you would prefer a giant butthole? maybe with paper stuck to it and hair?

kellychaos Mar 23rd, 2005 05:38 PM

I just had a visual of Buttzilla attacking Tokyo, knocking over power lines and ... meh ... nevermind. :/

The One and Only... Mar 23rd, 2005 07:44 PM

The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.

Matt Harty Mar 23rd, 2005 08:18 PM

Take a test run with your bf.

Helm Mar 24th, 2005 01:40 AM

Quote:

The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.
hahaha

ArrowX Mar 24th, 2005 04:59 AM

A guy who went to my school last semester was scarred. He claims to have triggered a bowel movement during one of his shitpipe escapades :gross


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