i bought an electric guitar
 

it's a fender stratocaster like the kind zappa occaisionally played! but it was made in mexico because i'm a cheap ass :(. i only know one chord ( e-minor ), but i'm getting lessons!

any tips would be nice i guess.

you're gonna mess around with it. and then you're gonna let it sit. and then later you'll pretend to have these really great memories with it.

like my telescope.

no way dude. i payed too much for that thing just to let it sit. f*ck u

you'll play akward one-man cover songs of music your dad listens to, and he's going to think you're a failure (and you suck) and you're going to entertain delusions of a singer-songwriter career in your bed, at night, when everybody's sleeping. You're going to use it to (attempt to) get chicks a lot, and you're going to strum it so much, so fucking much. You're never gonna restring it, or bother to clean up the electronics or anything. But it's going to sit there generally, never a dissaproving word about your overal inadequacy as a human being.

Helm ladies and gentlemen!

fuck you.

There are way too many damn guitar jerks in the world, dammit. >:

Sell it or throw it away immediatly, then go buy a dulcimer.

get a theremin.

I always wanted to learn to play the harmonica.

i want a nord lead so bad i could grow a tit