Okay, you know what?
 

To hell with all of you... Litterally. Just keep destroying the innocent like Satan does. I'm gonna just let god do what he wants with you. I'm sure you're just sitting there snikering like a fucking idiot thinking "Some big invisible non-existant man isn't gonna get me! I'll do what I want when I want!" Ya, you sure will. I can't wait to see the look on your face when you see god has sent you to hell. So, that's right. Just keep up your evil ways and you'll pay the fair price in the end. I'm not telling you this to piss you off, either. I'm telling you for your own good.

so are you actually a conservative or something or are you just jacking us cuz I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE LIE!!!!!!

LIARS GO TO HELL. >:

Of COURSE I'm a conservative! What did you THINK I was? An eggplant?

You guys I turned 3 junior high girls on to meth and Satan yesterday. AND THEN WHEN THEY WERE HIGH ON METH AND SATAN I INTRODUCED THEM TO PRE-MARITAL SEX. WITH EACH OTHER. Then I stole their watches. >:

WHERE ARE MY BONUS POINTS?

It doesn't work if you do it on purpose.

Who are you to judge anyone when you worship this man:

O_o

only faggots use those faces ^_^;;

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you faggot #2.

wait, does that mean you called yourself a faggot AND prove that you were too retarded to detect irony?

It takes one to know one. I'm not one, and people with any intelligence know I'm not. And for those who don't, I don't give a damn what they think. I certainly don't care what YOU think.

then why are you here on this board bitching about why we're going to hell because we're liberals and why we suck because we hate anime? cuz that would imply you care about what we're thinking

You suck becuase you're promoting drinking and driving.

nobody's promoting drinking and driving. it's retards like you who take sites like this seriously who make anime and so forth look bad.

if you deny you are a par0dy i will kill you

So, you admit you like anime!

jon i hope that's your real full name, because i am going to KILL every Jonathan Clement in this country KILL :chatter CHAATTTER?! :chatter ikil EVERY JON CLEMENT must be all the FUCKING INERNET. CLEMENT you die

Like I never saw THAT before.

I never said I liked anime, I said you made it look bad. :rolleyes

i think jon GOT me THERE, BOY