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Guitar Woman May 25th, 2005 04:37 PM

MATT HARTY
 
I hate you and everything you stand for. If I ever ran into you in real life rest assured I would knock you out by breaking a bottle of Merlot over your head, drag you to the local butcher's shop, bind and gag you with razor wire, wake you up using a capsule of smelling salts, and then insert you feet first into the meat grinder and enjoy a nice "Harty" meal. Hohoho!

MetalMilitia May 25th, 2005 04:41 PM

Do me next!

Guitar Woman May 25th, 2005 05:49 PM

Sorry, that was it. :(

pjalne May 25th, 2005 05:52 PM

What's your favourite soup, GW?

Guitar Woman May 25th, 2005 05:56 PM

Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle. :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock

Matt Harty May 26th, 2005 12:36 AM

You're a complete waste of a life and I wish I could saw your head off with a butter knife.

Matt Harty May 26th, 2005 02:26 AM

And you're one of those cunts who'd rather roll with the punches like they're part of a crowd than noticing their a huge cockbag, being mocked over a cup of soup.

Matt Harty May 26th, 2005 02:29 AM

How does this make you feel? I can only believe the only reason you've slipped this far through the cracks is because you're a female. You tend to agree with everything anyone says like a pussy in order to keep your internet friends up. You expect something in return, like being noticed. And when it doesn't happen you start blabbering even more like some kind of disease until someone finally responds to you just to shut you the fuck up.

Matt Harty May 26th, 2005 02:31 AM

BTW I REALLY HATE YOU

ImAnUglyGirl May 26th, 2005 03:30 AM

Does nobody love in this fourm?

Master of Demise May 26th, 2005 03:52 PM

Re: MATT HARTY
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I hate you and everything you stand for. If I ever ran into you in real life rest assured I would knock you out by breaking a bottle of Merlot over your head, drag you to the local butcher's shop, bind and gag you with razor wire, wake you up using a capsule of smelling salts, and then insert you feet first into the meat grinder and enjoy a nice "Harty" hamburger.

I love this woman.

Guitar Woman May 26th, 2005 03:59 PM

Matt Harty, I just want you to know that your insults are weak and unirritating, and if given the opportunity I would neuter you with a sledge hammer.

Emu May 26th, 2005 08:30 PM

If his insults are weak and unirritating, why do you hate him so much?

Big McLargehuge May 26th, 2005 10:37 PM

EBONY AND IVORY

Matt Harty May 27th, 2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Matt Harty, I just want you to know that your insults are weak and unirritating, and if given the opportunity I would neuter you with a sledge hammer.

thats a good response to everything i said!

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 03:54 PM

I've shit turds bigger than you.

Emu May 27th, 2005 03:55 PM

But what does that say about you?

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 03:56 PM

It says that I can shit really big turds.

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 03:59 PM

BTW Emu, the reason I hate Matt is because he is retarded. And not in the funny way like Redleader.

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 04:01 PM

And also because his mittens are made out of kittens.
Poor kitties :<

fungusamongus May 27th, 2005 04:09 PM

you think redleader is funny?

pjalne May 27th, 2005 04:15 PM

I think Redleader is gone forever. Or maybe he was Jixby all along.

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fungusamongus
you think redleader is funny?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
He's like the board's angry toothless puppy who keeps bumping his head into people and falling over.


Matt Harty May 27th, 2005 05:07 PM

zzzzz please tell me how you aren't the way i described you

FS May 27th, 2005 05:10 PM

Matt Harty I'm gonna shoot you with this gun!

jesus, why are all the gun pictures on google the size of desktop wallpapers? This isn't worth making a joke.

Matt Harty May 27th, 2005 05:11 PM

holy shit i didnt even see her gun FS take cover!!!!!!! :eek

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
Matt Harty I'm gonna shoot you with this gun!

jesus, why are all the gun pictures on google the size of desktop wallpapers? This isn't worth making a joke.

Hey man, that's the right size for a sig, but if you want me to make it smaller, I will. :(

Sam May 27th, 2005 05:56 PM

Or you could just delete it because it's retarded

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 06:04 PM


Sorry Sam, I couldn't understand you because you seem to be dead.

Sam May 27th, 2005 06:06 PM

Oh no, someone spilt grape jelly all over that man. :(

sports May 27th, 2005 06:32 PM

*hits the deck*

kellychaos May 27th, 2005 06:34 PM

GW makes a lot of potty jokes. It is my belief that she problems in that area. I'm sorry. :(

sports May 27th, 2005 07:04 PM

Quote:

It is my belief that she problems in that area.
She should get that problem check out.

FS May 27th, 2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
Matt Harty I'm gonna shoot you with this gun!

jesus, why are all the gun pictures on google the size of desktop wallpapers? This isn't worth making a joke.

Hey man, that's the right size for a sig, but if you want me to make it smaller, I will. :(

No, I was going to put a picture of a gun (or several pictures of several guns) in my post, but every google gun pic that came up is like 800x600 to 4000x4000.

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2005 07:59 PM

Oh, ok.

Yeah, getting good pics for forum stuff is a pain on google. They should have a feature that lets you look for pictures of a specific size. :(

pjalne May 27th, 2005 08:54 PM

They do. Well, actually, I think you only can select a minimum size, not a max one.

sports May 27th, 2005 09:03 PM

Is this what you are looking for?

http://www.google.com/advanced_image_search?hl=en

Rongi May 28th, 2005 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
I think Redleader is gone forever.

wait what?? :(

kellychaos May 28th, 2005 01:15 PM

I like how GW keeps killing everyone with her weapons.

Mr. Vagiclean May 28th, 2005 03:08 PM

*DEAD

sports May 28th, 2005 04:09 PM

>: I'm a ghost, therefore I can't be killed!

Skulhedface May 28th, 2005 10:55 PM

GHOSTBUSTERS MOTHERFUCKER

sports May 29th, 2005 01:14 PM

Them old guys are retired man.

Master of Demise May 30th, 2005 02:06 AM


Jim Duncan - Weather May 30th, 2005 12:35 PM



FREEBIRD!

Matt Harty May 31st, 2005 11:45 AM

GW is the epitome of A.D.D.

Guitar Woman Jun 2nd, 2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sports
Is this what you are looking for?

http://www.google.com/advanced_image_search?hl=en

No, I said a specific size, not what Google considers to be "medium." (size of desktop wallpaper)


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