anyone good with advice?
 

ok i need lots of help.. i used to really like this guy and he liked me too but nothing happened (very frustrating!) and i think its cause hes really shy. anyways i forgot about him and started going out with another guy but i broke up with him a few weeks ago. When i was going steady i bumped into the first guy and we hung out and it was really cool and since then hes been flirting away and giving me signals (on msn and txts) we've talked once since then and it was fine..i was a little nervous. i really like him again but i dont know what to do :( please someone help me!! i dont wanna come on to strong or 'scare him away'

If he's coming on to you, you probably won't scare him away. Just go for it. And if it doesn't work out, then move on.

what should i say to him or do? how do i know that his flirting is genuine?

I don't know what you should say to him as I know neither of you personally, but there's no such thing as genuine flirting. If he's flirting with you at all it means he wants to do you.

Genuine flirting is when somebody wants to wear your entrails for a necklace. This is a serious relationship in the making.

Frivolous flirting is when somebody wants to just show you his pee pee but he's also showing everybody else it too and seeing how far it can go (maybe into the entrail thing). Maybe he's into the numbers game and your only a notch.

It's just flirting. Your obsessing too much over it. If your worrying about this now, you'll never be happy in a relationship.

Besides. Aren't you going with somebody else??

Shame on you.

nah, not anymore. i prob am obsessing over it but i just really like him..ahh i sound like some stupid girl with a crush.. i just dont wanna mess it up cause it could either work or not and id lose him as a friend too..

Who the hell signs up to a message board, of which they know no one, and asks a question about a relationship, of which no one gives a fuck.

Anyway, my advice is that you sound like a stupid girl with a crush and you have probably already messed things up. Moreover, I expect you have lost him as a friend. This leaves a number of possible pathways open to yourself:
a) accept that you are a stupid girl with a crush
b) kill yourself

Now dont get me wrong, I didn't actually read any of your posts. Well the last, one but thats about it. This is for a number of reasons:
a) You are not intersesting
b) I don't know you
c) I don't generally read posts. Just reply.


I hope this has helps. I dont often give such A material advice but it looks as-though you where lucky this time.

Your beyond the flirtation stage then. If it's something that you might lose him as a friend then I would seriously reconsider what a "friend" is. In order to have a friend one needs to be a friend. If your putting a high price on this friendship based on what the flirtation ends up as, your not being a good friend to start with.

:)

Re: anyone good with advice?
 

does this have to do with roads or something

ok ok im sorry for asking for advice..i didnt realise that i had to personally know everyone first. so what am i supposed to talk about on ''loveline''? how much of a loser am i?

You're not already?

this thread's stupid because I said so and I'm the Will Smith of the internet >:

Jesus, how many times do we have to go through this?? If you want to win his heart without coming on too strong, then just smear yourself with defecate, and robot dance outside his house, screaming 'am I there yet? am I there yet?'. When he comes out, wink a few times and bobs your Uncle, he is yours forever.

Hey guys, it doesn't work when you tell em why the forum is a trick. >:

I am the expert on love advice. You should go out with him.

No your not. Your a ghost.

Nobody listens to deadbeats.

you are. >:

Here's my advice:

Jump on him and have crazy monkey sex.

If you don't, eventually he'll get bolder, you'll stay timid, and in the end he'll fucking yell at you when you're really just teasing him in a flirty way. Then you'll start crying and call him up and tell him that he's going to get beat-up... but he won't say he's sorry, and he won't get beat-up because in truth you still have feelings for him. Things continue to go downhill, as in his confusion he will transform into a boarish ass, and you will become a fine mixture of hatred and desire. And then, after the dust has been settled for months, you will realize that you still have feelings for him when he finds a new woman.

I've been that guy. Don't let it happen. Just jump on him and stick your tongue down his throat so he knows you weren't just playing. Take it from there.

Because every boy acts as socially inept as OAO. Yes.

weenie, does this lad enjoy the art of fencing?

I don't even think the lass has visited this forum since May 27th. Your good advices are all in vain. Now shes probably in her room cutting herself and listening to Marilyn Manson.

do you want to make fun of Marilyn Manson because I'd love to hear it

I did not make fun of any band, rather the subculture of "depressed-misunderstood-teens" out this day. As most of them are quite fond of mr. Manson I felt I was obliged to mention him in the sentence. You can't hear me all the way from Norway. Read. :/

There are lots of guys that are friends with girls for reasons other than the seks. In these cases, you get to hear all the juicy stories about the other guy and the girl with whom you're not having the seks.