Oh my god, I hadn't read that second page. That email is hilarious.

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone at I-Mockery that we're still on the hunt for the real killers.

I'll gladly take credit for his departure. I mean, I did create this thread. Isn't there a cash prize, or a golden cow of fellatio or something?! Okay okay, how about I split the accolades with sspadowsky, pjalne, emu and AChimp? I get 60% of the credit and those four can toil over the scraps.