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mburbank Jun 13th, 2005 05:53 PM

JACKSON JURY WILL DELIVER VERDICT AT 4:30! Place your bets
 
I'm betting they find him not guilty.

The standard for conviction is 'beyond a reasonable doubt'.

I think there was plenty of room for doubt here. I mean, if you pass on molesting Macauly Culkin, why would you grope a white trash cancer patient?

MetalMilitia Jun 13th, 2005 05:55 PM

I heard a good joke the other day...

Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
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One was the first man on the moon, the other fucks kids.

:lol:

executioneer Jun 13th, 2005 06:07 PM

good one

ziggytrix Jun 13th, 2005 06:18 PM

did you fuck up that punchline on purpose?

Emu Jun 13th, 2005 06:25 PM

Not guilty.

AChimp Jun 13th, 2005 06:49 PM

I think they'll find him guilty of being a freak.

FS Jun 13th, 2005 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
One was the first man on the moon, the other fucks kids.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to quote this as a testament to fuckuppery.

sspadowsky Jun 13th, 2005 07:12 PM

Not Guilty across the board. Was this the same jury that presided over OJ's trial?

darkvare Jun 13th, 2005 07:15 PM

GUILTY!! :maul

Rongi Jun 13th, 2005 07:17 PM

i KNEW they wouldnt find him guilty

somewhere, erikakrystal is cheering

Emu Jun 13th, 2005 07:22 PM

Who?

ziggytrix Jun 13th, 2005 07:31 PM

Some crazy bitch who used to come round here who apparently liked erotic fiction featuring Michael Jackson or somesuch shit.

executioneer Jun 13th, 2005 07:37 PM

dude idk, she might still be stinging too much from that mustaching that mustache bandit gave her to cheer :/

eggyolk Jun 13th, 2005 09:03 PM

:eek NOT GUILTY :eek

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2005 09:26 PM

He's not guilty. WHAT. >:
http://news.yahoo.com/fc/entertainment/michael_jackson

Emu Jun 13th, 2005 09:28 PM

"Not guilty" is Greek for "he paid us," right Helm?

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2005 09:29 PM

Rofl

ziggytrix Jun 13th, 2005 09:37 PM

I love how everyone has an opinion about this as though they were one of the jurors. Tell me, my consumerwhore friends, what media trainwreck are we gonna rubberneck now that this one is done?

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2005 09:40 PM

Your mother. :lol

Chojin Jun 13th, 2005 09:41 PM

I think Michael has some issues with wanting to hang out with kids, and I think certain parents use that to try and weasel money out of him. Based on my uneducated opinions, I'm glad he won the day.

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2005 09:45 PM

I'm not. It would have been funny to hear about what happened to him in prison. :D

Chojin Jun 13th, 2005 09:48 PM

People on the internet are so mean.

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2005 09:51 PM

At least we're not pedophiles.

Most of us, anyway :/

Chojin Jun 13th, 2005 10:03 PM

Oh please. He's working as hard as he can to find the real rapists.

Emu Jun 13th, 2005 10:05 PM

QUICK, SOMEBODY MAKE A CATHOLIC PRIEST JOKE


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