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MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2005 07:35 PM

Getting haircut need suggestions.
 
So as some of you may know i have somewhat long hair at the moment. Tomorrow i plan to have it all cut off, but bieng out of the loop of cool i dont really know what to do with it.
I would consult some mens style magazines but then i would be a huge fag forever so im asking here.

pics please

Johnyy Darko Jun 17th, 2005 07:40 PM

Mohawk. One like the mohawk Travis Bickle had in Taxi Driver.

executioneer Jun 17th, 2005 07:48 PM

yeah totally dude you'll look like a retard, it'll be great

Gurlugon Jun 17th, 2005 08:11 PM

you know you want a svelte cut like mine - check the last page in the post your pic thread

MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2005 09:01 PM

i dont know, my hair does not really grow like that

Helm Jun 17th, 2005 09:13 PM

why would you want to cut your hair

MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2005 09:19 PM

dunno, just fancy a change.

Big McLargehuge Jun 17th, 2005 09:24 PM

cut off your penis

McClain Jun 17th, 2005 10:09 PM

Just shave it all one length. 1/4". Easy. Nothing says freedom like only having to use a pearl-sized drop of shampoo.

Mockery Jun 17th, 2005 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McClain
Just shave it all one length. 1/4". Easy. Nothing says freedom like only having to use a pearl-sized drop of shampoo.

I gotta admit, it was damned nice taking short showers when I had a shaved head since I didn't have to wash my hair. I would wake up like 15 minutes before I had to be at work and I'd still have time to shower before I left. Good times...

HickMan Jun 17th, 2005 10:53 PM

go for the John Stamos early Full House look


MetalMilitia Jun 18th, 2005 01:38 PM

oh no


Rongi Jun 18th, 2005 01:52 PM

eh

you have a reallly really big nose

Chojin Jun 18th, 2005 01:58 PM

it looks like you belong on the internet EVEN MORE now

King Hadas Jun 18th, 2005 07:09 PM

You look like Mr. Potato Head

MetalMilitia Jun 18th, 2005 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
eh

you have a reallly really big nose

And you are still a fuckwit. Some things never change.

:rolleyes

EisigerBiskuit Jun 18th, 2005 07:39 PM

Actually, you would look nice with a clean slate, shaven head. Then when you start to like it, you'll have hair to get a new style, or keep it shaved! Oh, the joy.

Rongi Jun 18th, 2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
And you are still a fuckwit. Some things never change.

:rolleyes

i'm far from a fuckwit, and you are one of the ugliest people to grace this board. i've seen more attractive looking burn ward victims than you, you toad.

GADZOOKS Jun 18th, 2005 08:34 PM

Id have to agree with rongi, and he looks like abe lincoln crossdressing.

:eek

Man I hope MetalMilitia doesn't use this against you.

Rongi Jun 18th, 2005 11:01 PM

yeah:thatwouldsuckwouldntit

jin Jun 19th, 2005 11:52 AM

Okay, my opinion is to shave your head- and leave it just long enough you can see the stubble. ;o

Make sure you do this with your sideburns too, so it makes it look like EFFORT :O

I love white guys with shaved heads ;0

Uhhh... Use some exfoliant once a week or so to just get rid of those damn pimples, that shit hurts and makes you look 12. ;o

I like that you aren't making the computer guy mistake of wearing huge black shirts, and are making an effort not to look like you totally have a favourite linux release. ;>

Try buy some clothes that fit, and fit well. ;o

Maybe get your ears pierced or something, you'll look okay ;D

MetalMilitia Jun 19th, 2005 01:34 PM

My skin only sucks at the moment because i spent 4 days smoking constantly and with no access to a shower.
As for shaving my head i dont think i will be doing that any time soon, well i might, but i'll give regular short hair a try first.

Pearcings would make me look like (even more of) a chav :/

And rongi, fuck off. I gave up bieng offended by faggots doing the whole school bully-"omg ur ugly" act back in middleschool.

I notice you have never posted a picture of yourself? If you are so insecure in the way you look you have no right to make fun of others.

Now dont you have a bandwaggon to be jumping on?

Spectre X Jun 19th, 2005 01:57 PM

You seem pretty offended right now.

And Rongi's right. You have a huge nose. And oh my god what the hell is wrong with your lips.

Face it, you're ugly. It's okay though, ugly people get married all the time. You still have a chance.

soundtest Jun 19th, 2005 02:07 PM

But... even though you've adopted the territorial, big, bad, vet attitude now... you're really ugly too if I recall correctly, aren't you Spectre??

In all fairness if you are ugly you should not be calling anyone else ugly. Likewise, if you have never posted a picture of yourself, you should really not have anything to say. My favourite Linux distribution is Debian-based. :)

Spectre X Jun 19th, 2005 02:13 PM

Nah, I'm not ugly. Look at what a sexy beast I am.



That's more homely than ugly. And at least I'm not afraid to admit it. I'd say that aknowledging my own physical unattractiveness gives me plenty of right to call other people ugly.


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