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Dr. V Jun 23rd, 2005 04:18 AM

A rough conversation
 
Wow, ok heres what's up
I was talking to my girlfriend who i've been seeing for about 2 months tonight and I've been sencing that theres been something she's been wanting to tell me for a couple days. She finally does, she tells me that she's afraid that, because I want to save my virginity for marrage, she will be tempted and cheat on me. Now she's not a virgin and has done this before to her ex. We talk about our religion a lot and I asked her to have faith in herself and pray about it, and she said she would try. But theres still this thing gnawing in the back on my mind, what would I do if she actually did? I truely am in love with her and want to maybe even marry her some day but if she did that, how could I forgive her? I think I would, but things would never be the same. What do you guys think?

And please, spare the smartassness. Just this one time.



And I know by asking that I'm gonna get it. Oy!

Gurlugon Jun 23rd, 2005 04:21 AM

say you'll do her tomorrow and then put it off due to headaches

p.s.: if you masturbate, go ahead and do her and repent for both at the same time! sinner

Dr. V Jun 23rd, 2005 04:24 AM

Ok now that the kids have had their fun lets have a grown up opinion.

nothing4buddha Jun 23rd, 2005 04:37 AM

If she really cares about you and is worth a flying fuck she wouldn't care that you want to wait until marriage for sex :(

Dr. V Jun 23rd, 2005 04:40 AM

Thank you buddha. I agree, but I 'm starting to think she's a nympho. She agrees with my feelings and wants to wait for us to do it, but she still scared she'll be tempted.

nothing4buddha Jun 23rd, 2005 04:47 AM

sounds like a subtle way of asking you to compromise :/

Dr. V Jun 23rd, 2005 04:48 AM

You think I should?

nothing4buddha Jun 23rd, 2005 04:49 AM

not if you two have only been going out for two months, no.

Dr. V Jun 23rd, 2005 04:50 AM

Fuck, this is hard.

AChimp Jun 23rd, 2005 10:30 AM

She sounds slutty. No offense. :(

Dole Jun 23rd, 2005 10:37 AM

I don't think she sounds slutty, I just think she has had sex before and the thought of not having it potentially for years and years is probably freaking her out. She sounds pretty honest and normal to me. If she was just going to fuck someone else she wouldnt tell you.

(No offence to your beliefs Dr V, but if your God is going to cast you into the lake of fire for having sex with your girlfriend, I would trade that deity in for a new one.)

AChimp Jun 23rd, 2005 10:41 AM

I was being a smartass. Sorry. :(

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2005 02:20 PM

I think you should try to stay a virgin. That's a really good goal to have. I understand that you are in love with this girl, too. But you have to realize that you have only been going out for two months. Saying that she's quiet possibly the one for you is saying a lot. From my expreiences, there's ALWAYS another girl out there. So if she might cheat on you, you have to understand that if she can't stay clean until marriage, that it probobally wasn't meant to be.

All I'm saying is that don't break yourself up over a girl. Especially a girl that you've only known for such a short period of time.

The One and Only... Jun 23rd, 2005 02:25 PM

You know, you don't necessarily have to have intercourse with this girl to please her.

soundtest Jun 23rd, 2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

I think you should try to stay a virgin. That's a really good goal to have.
I agree, excellent goal. Reach for the stars! :lol

Again, I agree with Dole 100%. This happens so often that my sig should read "what Dole said".

Emu Jun 23rd, 2005 03:38 PM

Listen to OAO. He's the cassanova.

Dole Jun 23rd, 2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

You know, you don't necessarily have to have intercourse with this girl to please her.
Do what OAO did, you won't even know its occuring. That way God can't smite you, everybody wins.

Supafly345 Jun 23rd, 2005 09:03 PM

I get around this problem by treating her to oral sex.

Bell E. Laffs Jun 23rd, 2005 09:41 PM

Change treating to threathening

The One and Only... Jun 23rd, 2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
I get around this problem by treating her to oral sex.

That's pretty much what I was trying to say.

And possibly anal. I'm really entertaining the thought of buttsex lately.

hix1122 Jun 23rd, 2005 10:55 PM

Anal wouldn’t work! If you spill your seed onto the ground, the earth would open up, and you will fall into a lake of fire, where you will burn for forever!...here’s a picture of what it would look like(Only slightly less plastic):


maggiekarp Jun 23rd, 2005 11:10 PM

Cuz' you're still a virgin if it's in the butt!

Helm Jun 23rd, 2005 11:59 PM

OAO, thanks for a wonderful reply on the subject.

She's not a 'nympho' because she doesn't share your convictions. I don't mind your convictions, stay a virgin for as long as you like. Saying you'll do things and then actually KEEPING YOUR PROMISE is an okay thing, in my book. If you honestly think God is going to care if you have premarital intercourse, then yeah, don't do it. And if you do that, please obey the spirit of the law not the word of it only, so oral sex, 'BUTTSELX OMG OAO HAHA' and whichever other form of sexual intimacy also counts. Be a man. Stand up for what you believe and don't give in for anything.

But be sure to not string people on. If she KNOWS you're not available for sex, she might want to look elsewhere. Nothing wrong with that. Can't have the pie and eat it too, jerk.

Emu Jun 24th, 2005 12:18 AM

I've got a story that will talk you out of anal sex lickity split.

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

HickMan Jun 24th, 2005 12:29 AM

It's not like I was saying that losing your virginity is a BAD thing and you're gonna burn for it if you do in fact lose it. After all, I'm no virgin.


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