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kahljorn Jul 4th, 2005 06:41 PM

I'mlookingforacceptance on amessageboardthatialready have acceptanceonandnobodyreallycareswhat i dobecausemyantics are expected.
Ididn'tsayyouwereinhighschool i saidit'slikewhenyouwereinhighschool, dumbass. it'sstillnotajokenobody likesyouandyou'rejustTHEjoke just likeinhighschool and toyourparentswhentheydressedyoulike a dogbecausetheysortofthoughtyou looked alotlikeawelshcorgiwithyourshortstubbylegs and pointyfoxearswith that quicklittlejauntystepofyoursconstantly falling ontoyourfatherscock tripping overyourcollarofstupidity+15. Thatwasagrandjokeindeed.

P.S. I don't really care about you or your situation in life. Thought I should elucidate that for you, so you don't get confused.

Yea, like i said earlier in this thread i have a broken spacebar and sometimes i just get tired of using it.

Raize Jul 4th, 2005 08:04 PM

I don't even have a fucking keyboard. Can you imagine how hard it is for me to provide the necessary circuit completions and resitances with only my tongue?

The One and Only... Jul 4th, 2005 08:40 PM

Kahljorn, seriously. Go get a drunk, desperate, puking ex-frat boy to stick it up your ass while calling you a pretty girl. It will help. Seriously.

Oh, and magneto?

My schlong > your schlong.

I win. Bitch.

Deadsy Jul 4th, 2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Go get a drunk, desperate, puking ex-frat boy to stick it up your ass while calling you a pretty girl. It will help. Seriously.

If anyone would know, it's OAO, right? :/

Lotida Jul 4th, 2005 09:48 PM

kahljorn,Ididn'tbothertoreadallthatbullshitbecause yourputdownsare
babyishandunintelligent. I refusetogetinapissingmatchwithagrade
schoolcutter.

Fuckoffmoron.

Happy 4th of July!! :)

kahljorn Jul 5th, 2005 01:03 AM

Lotida, obviouslyyoudidbecauseyoubothered torespondandattempttomakeitincontextiwith what isaidandeventriedtocopytheformat(spaces?), don't besoblatantly obvious. I'm seriously not even going to bother to quote you for that one, because you know what I'm talking about(and so does everyone else), and you know you're grasping at straws trying to insult me because you have nothing better in your tiny cute wittle baby brain. Now fuck off little girl, take your purple eyeskin somewhere else. It doesn't make you look mysterious.

I already mentioned in this thread I'm a lesbian, OAO, pay attention, queer nose. And just so you know, I have the biggest cock. Probably the biggest cock on this message board, and I'm sure there's a few people on here who could contest to that ;).
And you know the funniest thing about my cock being so much bigger than yours? I don't even want it.
Somehow I'm still a smarter, cuter, better person than you will ever be, despite not wanting my gentle giganto of a penis.


Lotida and OAO would make a great couple if it wasn't for the fact they'd end up having children even stupider than they are. I swear the chance of pregnancy in mentally retarded people is 600% of the normal population, or maybe it's just because they are too slow to "Pull out" fast enough.. and too dumb to properly function a condem. Lotida probably puts her hair in apony tail with them, and wonders why people laugh at her choice of "product". At least use fresh ones, lotida, not ones filled with tiny dirty mexican men's horchata.
And i used to like horchata >:

Lotida Jul 5th, 2005 01:23 AM

Three illiterate, unintelligent paragraphs full of misspellings and bad grammar. I am done responding to you. You are, in fact, quite boring and not worth my time. Next time you feel the need to cut yourself....dig a little deeper!

Good Day Butchie! :posh

The One and Only... Jul 5th, 2005 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
Lotida and OAO would make a great couple...

Hey, I'd hit it.

adept_ninja Jul 5th, 2005 03:10 AM

what are you all bitching about. Also i dont have any beef with you kahl but your just asking to get made fun of you have some crazy ass problems. Hope shit works out with your sex change. You still never answered my question how much do they cost anyway?

Chojin Jul 5th, 2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Kahljorn, seriously. Go get a drunk, desperate, puking ex-frat boy to stick it up your ass while calling you a pretty girl. It will help. Seriously.

Oh, and magneto?

My schlong > your schlong.

I win. Bitch.

Woah, I totally thought this was a Helm post at first.
:gigh

Helm Jul 5th, 2005 10:15 AM

It's obvious he's been studying me. But I'd never say that to kahl because I'm in love with him.

The One and Only... Jul 5th, 2005 01:08 PM

Didn't you first say that I was turning into you?

sadie Jul 5th, 2005 02:04 PM

jealousy has a bitter pulp though juicy it may be.

kahljorn Jul 5th, 2005 04:22 PM

8,000 dollars ormore,it varies. Just like the pricesof hot dogsvary. Also, I was so drunk when I made thatpostlast night. I honestly couldn't care if thewords were mispelled. Howuninspiring to insult someone's grammar and spelling. "unintelligent", how original you are. You don't see thatinsult every fucking day.

Dole Jul 5th, 2005 04:31 PM

Quote:

insult someone's grammar and spelling.
Hey...you're talking about something I love!

Apparently Kahl, I am reliably informed, "they make the best clits in Thailand". This comes indirectly from an old acquaintance of mine...I worked/lived near this psuedo-hippy but incredibly dull couple called Gary and Tracy, and having not seen them for a few years I found out they split up, she shaved her head and changed her name to Luca and he is having a sex change! And that was a direct quote from him...

kahljorn Jul 5th, 2005 05:46 PM

yea, that'swhere oneof the bestdoctor's is.In thailand, it's like 8,000 or something there, I think that's Dr. Ousterhart or something... maybe Dr. Suporn. I can't remember. That's who "Everyone" talks about going to.


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