I Need Help
 

There was this one night, y'know, and i was walking down the street after being at my friends Dungeon and Dragons convention, and there was this hot chick who I thought was hot ( I bet she thought I was hot!). I bet she flirted with me!!! I NEED HELP!!!!

Then the god of thunder messaged you through your alphabet soup to write hilarious posts on the internet.

Okay, I know i sounded insane in my first post, but that was to attract attention. I met this really sweet gal on the street, and i wonder if i should date her or not

You are the worst character ever. If you post again, I will ban you. I'm like that. :)

what the hell man, way to give us n00bs a bad name >:

its max or oao I bet.

I've never made a character.

:lol

Wow. This was more interesting than I thought this would be! But watchout! A plague of doom-sayers will come in 2012.
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Now you can ban me!...

If that was more interesting that you thought it would be, then what you must have thought this would


You are stupid.

I know! My penus is made out of dead animals skins and i hump it once a day with a dick that i teared off from an old man!!! Ahahaha! I also rape trees in hope they would give me money!!! Guffaw Guffaw!!! I then do a dance on top of a dead monkey! Please kill me

You are already dying. Fade to black.