Axioms for which you'd like to be remembered
 

Mine is:

The only problem with oblivion is that you never get the opportunity to revel in non-existence.

Mine Is

i'm not allowed To Post In this Thread :(

mine is:

the reason i like dancing is because my legs look like linguini in a washing machine.

mine is:

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants

how about "I ate more pussy than cervical cancer"

Only MIDI gear freaks and techno heads can relate to this but mine is:

If I wanted wanted to tweak virtual knobs with a mouse I'd go play UltraVixen.

what, me worry?

Or is that taken already

I had to look axiom up in the dictionary.

I'm better than you.

Unless you can fit a baby in one of your condoms, shut up about your penis size. Cuz mine makes M&M packs open, bitch.

I'm better than you.

I don't get it, does that mean your penis is sharp and pointy or something?

Dude whatever, your the only one talking about penis size. fag

No they can't babies are idiots :rolleyes

Do you mean i am an idiot since i can't open an M&M pack? >:

Dude, that's a fucking given. >:

my axiom

I think therefore I am lazy.

this thread has gone to complete shit in under 40 minutes and it's all my fault :tear


on second thought it's OAO's fault for bragging about his penis which I bet is like only 3 inches long anyway

Edited the parts out about OAO because he don't need the attention.

dude fuck off yoru retarded

I want to see an M-azing commercial where OAO rambles about Anarcho-Capitalism until the package opens itself. And then he flexes.

My axiom: Why wank off to internet porn you get with a membership, when you ican buy some pigs and do it to them?

:wank :whitepig

I live yet I do not fit the definition of a living organism.

I think some of the squares got a little bit bigger.