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Jixby Phillips Feb 3rd, 2003 02:10 AM

WTF IS WRONG WITH GIRLS
 
WHY DOESN'T GIRLS GO FOR SENSITIVE GUYS THEY JUST GO FOR JERKS WHO LOOKS GOOD, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS ONE GIRL WITH BREAST IMPLANTS SAID NO WHEN I ASKED HER FOR A TAKEOUT DATE

WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL WOMEN, IT MAKE ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE I'M SO SENSITVE :x :x :x

RaScAr Feb 3rd, 2003 10:04 AM

Fuck off

James Feb 3rd, 2003 10:43 AM

Funny, I'm sure that's what Jixby was JUST thinking about you.

Xylitol Feb 3rd, 2003 12:07 PM

And why don't you go for the girl with most personalty, but for the with the biggest tits?

error Feb 3rd, 2003 12:11 PM

Ha, that's pretty funny, you are looking for the looks, and she is looking for the look. Irony in a nutshell.

Protoclown Feb 3rd, 2003 12:49 PM

I DON'T KNOW JIXBY, I TOO HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP UNDER THE COLD WATER FALL AND WEPT MANY A BITTER TEAR OF SORROW :tear

whoreable Feb 3rd, 2003 12:53 PM

YEA REAL FUCKING FUNNY ASSHOLE >:
YOU SHOULD LAUGH AT THE PAIN OF OTHERS AND FUCKING LEAVE >:
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Jixby Phillips Feb 3rd, 2003 01:35 PM

ERROR & XYLITOL SHOULD ENTER A JOKE-GETTING CONTEST :lol

whoreable Feb 3rd, 2003 01:38 PM

I DONT THINK THEY WILL GET THAT ONE :lol
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Royal Tenenbaum Feb 3rd, 2003 04:16 PM

JIXBY YOU ARE A JERK. THEREFORE THIS THREAD IS A LIE.

sadie Feb 3rd, 2003 04:41 PM

if a jerk calls someone a jerk, doesn't that make it opposite day?

Jixby Phillips Feb 3rd, 2003 04:42 PM

I'm secretly scared that error is just acting this way to make me mad, so that when I yell at him for not getting jokes, he'll be like "HAHAHA BUSTED! I DOUBLE IRONIED YOU!! :lol" or something.

sadie Feb 3rd, 2003 04:44 PM

yah. 'cause he seems so deeply intelligent and shit. :rolleyes

Royal Tenenbaum Feb 3rd, 2003 04:55 PM

Smarter than your lame ass. :)

sadie Feb 3rd, 2003 04:57 PM

everything you say to me, i take as a compliment, snakeass. :)

Jixby Phillips Feb 3rd, 2003 04:59 PM

BLINDDATE IS GOING TO BE ON THE NEW TNN!!! 8o 8o 8o

Royal Tenenbaum Feb 3rd, 2003 07:17 PM

Less Star Trek; don't tell Sadie.

Jixby Phillips Feb 3rd, 2003 09:28 PM

They show A-Team twice a day and I tape it everytime.

Dane Brammage Feb 5th, 2003 01:40 AM

that mister t never fails to crack me up :lol

ItalianStereotype Feb 5th, 2003 02:46 AM

however, you fail to crack ME up, so why dont you just save us all some trouble and shut the fuck up?

Jixby Phillips Feb 5th, 2003 03:14 AM

I bet you Dane Brammage learned about the A-Team and Mr T from the internet and only knows the A-Team because Mr T is on it. :lol

I know about it because my dad watched it :(

FS Feb 5th, 2003 03:50 AM

I hate it when people talk about the A-Team and refer to the characters as Hannibal, Murdock, Face and "Mr. T". HE HAD A FUCKING NAME FOR GOD'S SAKE. :(

Basco.

poopyone Feb 5th, 2003 05:48 AM

Bosco Barracus to be more exact. Or B.A. Barracus (Bad Attitude). Now if you'll excuse me I have to go find a new AVATAR since that cock gobbler has tainted my memory of B.A. >:

FS Feb 5th, 2003 10:31 AM

Scooter :love

Protoclown Feb 5th, 2003 12:30 PM

I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE A-TEAM BECAUSE I USED TO WATCH IT WHEN I WAS A KID :)


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