Horny old folks
 

I decided to eat lunch downtown today while waiting for my next bus to come. I sat down and started eating when I noticed an old couple sitting almost directly in front of me...

The old woman was stroking and patting the guy's crotch and saying, "Can you feel that? Do you like that?" The old guy kept talking to her like nothing was going on.

I turned around and faced the other way. :(

perhaps nothing WAS going on :(

Damn, old people are weird in Canada.

I hope I'm still a dirty old slapper when I'm old

Define "slap", please.

While you're at it, translate "I feel a wight tit y'know" into God's English.

I suspect it is hilarious, but the King's Slang is kinda funny even when you don't understand it, so if you cannot comply, c'est la vie.

slapper = slut :D

How'd you get so cultured, glowbelly?

i fucked dole ;)

But you're not old and it probably wasn't in a food court. :(

how old are you talking, Chimp?

They were easily in their 70s.

The old man had cowboy boots on. :(

Damn, girl, you are cultured. :hypno

I don't see what you are complaining about.

oohh the memories

Everytime i see a picture of dole it trips me out. He clearly looks homosexual in that picture, possibly.. ashamed? In some of the other pictures he looks like a zany english badger or racoon police officer who's about to chase down a criminal with his strong arm of the law.

When I was guarding last night this one 79 year old guy who comes in pretty regularly told me to 'stay out of the vag' while doing the diamond symbol with his hands.

I worked at a timeshare resort and we had a spa that was located a ways away from the main spa and pool and was covered and semi-private. I walked in on old people boning twice and a young couple getting their groove on once. That spa is seriously a genetic cess pool.

I was driving behind this older/middleage couple in a truck, when the women dips down. The man then reaches his arm across to the passenger side of the truck.

I follow the BJ truck for another 2 miles until I pass them. I never see the women come up for air. :(

peeping causes accidents.

I don't think you want to feel a wight tit :(

It may be just me, but he looks like the "Dude your getting a Dell" Guy.. not to be confused with the "Dude wheres my car" Guy.


*cough*

Me and a few of my housemates where waiting for a taxi outside our house t'other day and some old homeless guy stumbled over and declared that he was "THE PROFESSOR!". Then he complained about Tony Blair for abour 20 minuites until our taxi turned up.

Thats all.

i don't wanna be feeling anyone up in public, now or in fifty years. in private, however, is another matter entirely.

I just hope when I'm that age feeling someone up, there's someone there.

I saw a guy that age at The Christmas Tree Shops, and he had two hook hands and earings in both ears. He also had some navy type faded tatoos and a buzz cut. I shit you not. Of course, like with every time I see something like that, no one else with me saw it. So I can't be one hundred percent certain he was really there.