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Comrade Rocket Nov 23rd, 2005 02:49 PM

My new Blaster Rifle
 
I went down to the Emperial Academy yesterday and they had an overstock so they were selling E-11 blasters really cheap!



Its easy to handle and i never have to reload but its really hard to shoot. I mean i aim at things and it always seems to vear off to the left or right.

EisigerBiskuit Nov 23rd, 2005 03:13 PM

I wish my dreams came with a camera.

Dr. Fu Nov 23rd, 2005 06:15 PM

Here, kitty.

Command Prompt Nov 23rd, 2005 09:50 PM

Re: My new Blaster Rifle
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket
I went down to the Emperial Academy yesterday and they had an overstock so they were selling E-11 blasters really cheap!

I've never heard that line before, and I've worked in nightclubs for 2 years. I'll let you know how it works out this weekend though

glowbelly Nov 23rd, 2005 09:54 PM

are you the canadian who thinks he's funny?

Command Prompt Nov 23rd, 2005 10:02 PM

lets leave Jim Carrey out of this

glowbelly Nov 23rd, 2005 10:03 PM

i wasn't talking about THAT >:

Command Prompt Nov 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM

please explain to me why americans don't know what the fuck clamato juice is.

glowbelly Nov 23rd, 2005 10:08 PM

no.

Blatant Nov 24th, 2005 01:27 PM

Are you referring to the whole ask for a ceasar, I didn't mean a gaddam salad thing?

Immortal Goat Nov 24th, 2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Command Prompt
please explain to me why americans don't know what the fuck clamato juice is.

The anemone, or Clematis Plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves.

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:41 PM

:themoreyouknow

Comrade Rocket Nov 24th, 2005 03:11 PM

ALL OF YOU, STOP RUINING MY AWESOME THREADS

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 03:32 PM

no.

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 03:34 PM

people have ruined my threads but do i bitch about it? no.

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 03:55 PM

Your threads suck to begin with. Thats why people dont take them seriously.

AChimp Nov 24th, 2005 03:58 PM

He won't have to bitch because he got banned. :O

bigtimecow Nov 24th, 2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmmcdaniel
people have ruined my threads but do i bitch about it? no.

you're bitching right now indirectly about other people bitching about their threads.

and yes, so am i atm.

Command Prompt Nov 25th, 2005 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Quote:

Originally Posted by Command Prompt
please explain to me why americans don't know what the fuck clamato juice is.

The anemone, or Clematis Plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves.

You fucking idiot. Clamato juice is tomato juice with clam broth in it. CLAM + TOMATO = CLAMATO

Clematis Plant? Anemone? What the fuck am I? A doctor? Jesus christ >:

Big McLargehuge Nov 25th, 2005 01:55 AM

Tomato juice is fucking stupid and clams are for steaming. So to answer your question, YOUR FUCKING JUICE IS HORRIBLE.

Big McLargehuge Nov 25th, 2005 01:57 AM

On second thought i am not really sure that even qualifies as a juice it sounds more like a soup. >:


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