Jack
 

Why don't you think I'm cute? :(

yep. you're a complete idiot.

Why's that?

take a look in the mirror, dude.

With an answer like that, you're not shy to showcase your mental superiority.

I'm sorry Paul, but I just don't think I could do you. Unless it was doggy style, cuz then, you know, the hair would cover your face.

And just show sadie a pic of your six pack.

yah. that's me.

please don't.

Afraid you might like it?

We should take a half-naked pic together, Paul. With oil. To show off our definition and all.

You aren't allowed to touch my crotch though. :/

Sounds like a good idea. Next to your fat ass, I'll look even more muscular!

Except I'm hella more muscular than you are.

oh, i'm sorry. i didn't realize this was the fag thread. and that's really stupid of me. laterz.

What's wrong with fags? You sound like the redneck type.

Paul, man... that was kinda a turn off. You're just getting WAY too involved with that guitar.

So you're saying my penis is several feet long? I don't understand what's wrong with that. :/

You probably have cancer.

It runs in the family... like obesity in yours.

Which just makes me all the more manly for having overcome it. You, on the other hand... I'd bet you'd giggle if I pulled your hair.

If what your body is fits your definition of overcoming obesity, then I'd say you have rather low standards. Of course, that makes sense, considering your unattractive selection of girls.





And vikings had long hair too.

haha yeah guys, lets talk about how we know each other in real life on a message board, that will certainly impress everyone immensely

*edited because Jack is a pussy and I fucking owned him*

Calling me fat is like calling you muscular - extremely amusing in light of the facts. Just because you have an insanely high hard-gainer metabolism doesn't mean everyone without as visible abs is fat. Shit, you could strip every ounce of fat from my body and I'd still weigh more than you.

And do you know why vikings existed? To suck my dick.

Actually, I really doubt you'd weigh more than me without all that fat. Besides, you just have a heavier build. Doesn't make you muscular.

Fat by what standards? Skinny ass bitch standards?

BTW: It's a damn good thing you did edit that post.