It's just lame that anybody would sign up and agree to do this shit, when another person took the time to send out their package quickly, and then just drag their feet about posting the actual pictures. Any excuses about "I need to find someone with a digital camera" is pretty much bs since a ton of people have 'em nowadays. And if worse comes to worse, buy a cheap disposable camera and then scan in the pictures (and if you don't have a scanner, go to kinkos). It's not that hard. Stop making excuses and post your pictures so the people who took the time to send out your gifts don't have to feel like it was a complete waste.

yeah, uh, zomboid, you might have to send your pictures to me for photoshopping first :O

I just read the rules. And I suppose if it was stated at the begining then they won't back off.

I can vouch for that. :(

Grow up, homo. You need to read the rules of an event you enter, and if you knew you wouldn't be able to "put a picture on the internet" - even though you somehow managed this impossible feat to grace PYPH with your patented down's chic style - You could have at least put up a notifier like IS did.

And blackflag made me lol ;<

aaahh why dont you like me ?
:)

i really cant understand

he hehe he he he

pictures should be up tonight you crybabies.

ZOUNDS! This box looks familiar! :eek



OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE A DOLLAR STORE THREW UP IN HERE! :puke



A holiday message from Chuck Norris? Oh that silly Hickman. :rolleyes



Straws! The only packing material fit for a treasure trove like this!



This is actually fun. :(



RING-A-LING GUYS



EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT N'SYNC... EVERYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ERASE THEM FROM EXISTANCE >:

(Too blurry to see? Too fucking bad >: )



A PACK OF LETTERS FOR MAKING SLUTTY RANSOM NOTES. >:



Kung Fu Man! HIS XTREMELY LIMITED ARTICULATION MAKES FOR SOME XTREME KUNG FU ACTION!



A pack of oatmeal? The only meal suitable to sustain me after this wild adventure.


(PS THERE WERE SOME RUBBER FINGERS AND EARS AND A NOSE OR TWO BUT I DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THEM NOR DID I TAKE PICTURES OF THE SUPER BOUNCY BALL THAT WAS IN ALL REALITY THE MOST UNBOUNCIEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER)

Two things... I now know where you (& Clay) live! :eek

...aaaaaaaaaaand where the fuck was your funny gift-related adventure? >:

YOU AREN'T USING ANYTHING IN ANY OF THOSE PICTURES

Well, technically I didn't either, unless you count the horrible naughty things I did off-camera.

well if he took a pic of what he was doing with his other hand he'd get banned. :(

Alright, here's the stuff I got from bigtimebanned:



A plethora of things.


The note was very helpful.


They're from Venus, or so I've been told.


This one's kinda cute. I may yet marry her.


I'm not sure what this says, but the box contained a most unsual character:


I guess the writing on the front of the box must have meant "Fred, The Prickly Pineapple," because that's who was inside the box.


"What have you done with my Lego men!?" I demanded of him.


Soon, though, all of my new toys were playing together nicely:



"NO NO NO, DAMMIT!!!"


"You call that rhythm!? The curtain goes up in two hours, and I'm looking at a bunch of losers!!"


Oh my! I hope their performance goes well.

This is the first time I've ever seen your face :<

:lol Boogie

Good times

Same here. Boogie's always been the Vera Peterson of I-Mockery.

EDIT: The guy on the other side of the fence in that Tim Allen show would be a better comparison, but this is my chance to call Boogie Vera Peterson and I'm seizing it with both hands.

His face has actually been on the Info page of i-mockery.com for quite a while now. o.o

it was one of those "blind assortment" packages, where you don't know what you're getting inside. but i know how much you love pinapples so :love

im so disappointed of sams pictures

hickman sent so much great things.
what a pity that hickman waste his money for somebody with no fantasy

ONE FABULOUS DAY AT SAM'S HOUSE... Starring Kung Fu Man, Rikku, April O'Neal and special guest Optimus Prime!!!!



Kung Fu Man: Boy I sure can't belive how great it is at Sam's house... and the women are excellent.

Why there's a couple over there checking me out!



Rikku: So, four at once? Didn't it hurt?



Were they greeen?



April: It hurt at first... and they were all cold and wet. But I got into it. I just had to say no when the rat wanted to get involved.



Kung Fu Man: Hey ladies, you came to watch me work out and use my nice sexy muscles?

Girls: *explosive laughter*

All through the week Kung Fu Man tried to impress the girls.



First he tried to look cool on his cell phone.



Then he tried to impress them by showing he had the same interests.



He even tried cooking for them.

Kung Fu Man: Chicks always dig guys who can cook.





Kung Fu Man: Hey Rikku I spent all night cooking you this delicious apple cinamon flavored oatmeal for you! Won't you please go out with me?



Rikku: God no! Why don't you get a freaking hint. YOU'RE GROSS, YOU HAVE NO COOL ACESSORIES, AND YOU ARE VERY UNARTICULATE! NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

And with that Rikku pushed Kung Fu Man into the oatmeal.



Kung Fu Man: OH MY GOD IT'S PIPING HOT RIGHT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE I FEEL LIKE MY FLESH IS FALLING OFF OH GOOOODDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



Kung Fu Man: I won't let this humiliating and most painful situation stop me in my quest for love. LOVE TRIUMPHS OVER ALL!



So, he wrote a love note knowing that it's sweet melodic verses would bring his love back to him.

And one day, she returned to him.


Rikku: There he is Optimus, that's the creepy loser who keeps trying to go out with me!



Kung Fu Man: Wait a second, he's just as unarticulate as me! And he doesn't have any cool acessories! What's he got that I don't got? OH HELL IT DOESN'T MATTER I'M GOING TO KUNG FU HIM AND PROVE TO RIKKU THAT I'M THE BEST!

Sensing that danger was nigh at hand Optimus took the best course of action. He summoned his battle trailer and powered up!



Optimus: What were you saying about awsome acessories?

Hi-Q: Waste that fool Optimus!



So the battle began between Optimus Prime and Kung Fu Man, with the love of his life being the prize Kung Fu Man knew that if he fought with all his heart then he would become victorious. But just before he could make the first move he heard a click.



BOOOOOOOOOOM!



Rikku: Oh Optimus!!!! *smootch smootch smootch smootch*

(It's so blurry because it's an action shot and Rikku rushed to Optimus so fast I couldn't keep up with them and they are in love and screw you for judging >: )



THE END

I was going to post that last night after my other pictures but I got busy and after everyone was all "DER ADVENTURE DUR" I decided to post it. >:

im proud of you :)
really :)

well done

THANKS LUNLUN I DID IT ALL FOR YOU FRIEND :)





















:rolleyes

Wow, you still have all the pieces to your optimis prime! $90 action figures are wasted on 10 year olds. :/

I thought you said you met him at a mock meet.

Wonderful job Sam, you have the skills to put articles on i-mockery :)

hey cosmo i dont like you

dont be a fool

if you want to be nice ok but dont be an ass-licker

No, he didn't go to the NYC one.

I had a picture from the mock meet I went to early in the pic thread. Page 12, I think, or somewhere around there.

The only pic I saw was the one where you and Jason are sitting next to ronald, but your face was censored.

Yuh-huh, we were chatting and talking about how much we loved dr boogie, and then I asked how old he was, you know? And then you said "well at the last mock meet he said he was 17" you know? And then I said "no kidding..." you know? Then you said "yeah, he's smart" or something like that. Then you added a ;< or two. I have the chat log if you want to see it.

So who all is getting banned now?

andy garcia



andy garcia + pirate costume :o

This is the best I can do till I get a camera.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../gaypirate.jpg

It was a copy of "black inches" magazine cleverly disguised as "black pirates" with a unique censoring job and commentary by ninjavenom :O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...pics/girls.jpg

Also, there were TWO she-male magazines filled with pictures a lot like that one. Very, very disturbing! :D

I accidentally left them lying on the coffee table in the room where people usually hang out when they come over...I didn't enjoy explaining what I was doing with gay and tranny magazines :O

He also sent a copy of prince of persia: warrior within for PS2 :D

Thank you for the disgusting (though hilarious :( ) crimmus present ninjer.

I don't care if you think it's funny, but I'll be damned if I'm going to have someone getting in trouble at work because you decided to act like a dumbass and post that shit.
- AChimp

no problem buddy ;)

And you would be wrong, sir, for i have not yet received my gift.

I decided to go ahead and split off all the off-topic stuff from the end of the thread and stick them in the Graveyard. Anyone who wishes to go well outside the topic, please post now and be banned.

I really wish ItalianStereotype could get his hands on a camera. :(

I see that the gift i gave has left you all in stunned awe ;o

Well it looks like the following people are going to be banned until they're ready to post their pics:


-Ninjavenom
-Orange Juice Bruce
-Schimid
-ItalianStereotype
-Johnyy Darko (already banned by Chojin)
-Zomboid
-Dr. Volshurawitz


I'll give you guys until midnight tomorrow to get your shit together, otherwise, the bannings will commence.

Note: if any of you on the list haven't posted your pics because you haven't received your secret santa gift yet, please PM or email me so I don't ban you and instead contact the person who was supposed to send you your gift and find out what the fuck is taking so absurdly long.

Ninjavenom hasn't received a gift
OJB hasn't posted his pics cause he no longer has access to a camera
Schimid said he'd post pics but hasn't yet
IS posted MSpaint pictures that were apparently supposed to be his pictures, whatever
Darko I banned, yes
Zomboid posted something similar to IS
Volshurawitz hasn't received his gift either

So Schimid is the one IN TROUBLE

well it's not like I posted those just for the hell of it.

I fucking TOLD you that there was no indication those were your secret santa pictures, you greasy wop

MS Paint/Photoshopped pictures do not qualify as Secret Santa Gift pics.

Ok, so Ninjavenom and Volshurawitz are off the hook as they haven't received their gifts. I'll look into who was supposed to send them their gifts and see what's up or just ban their asses.

So that leaves:

-OJB
-Schimid
-ItalianStereotype
-Darko
-Zomboid

IS said at the beginning that he wouldn't be able to post a real pic, so that's good enough for me. I still think it's hilariously dumb that you retards can't just get a disposable camera from rite-aid and have them put the pictures on CD for you, though.

so then what DOES count?

Also I'll call Schimid and get him to put his shit up tonight.

ItalianStereotype - Ok I read back over it and you were told that a drawing was ok in your case, but come on man, post the fuckin pics. Like Chojin said, go to CVS and get a cheap-assed disposable camera and have them put the pics on a CD. There's just no excuse not to post the photos of your gift if you received one. POST.

Also:

In regards to Ninjavenom and Volshurawitz's missing gifts, here's who fucked them over:

-Johnyy Darko sending to Ninjavenom (Johnyy has made no contact with anybody regarding the status of sending out his gift or posting pics of the one that he received)

-OJB sending to Volshurawitz (his package was sent out and returned, but he apparently hasn't sent it out a 2nd time AND hasn't posted his pics)

:eek

I'm only posting what I've posted so far unless I somehow get my hands on a fucking camera. I'm not gonna go to fucking radioshack and buy a goddamn camera, take oictures, go get em developed, and scan them for this shit. I've got drinking to do.

what a bastard, leaving me giftless >:O

good riddance >:O

More like the I-mockery secret santa disaster.

SANTA IS PISSED.

for real

are these being posted on i-mockery.com eventually?

You make it sound like we're asking you to buy a digitial camera. Go buy a disposable camera for 2-3 fucking dollars and then get turn the film into CVS or whatever and they'll put it on a CD for you. Kryste...

Schimid, that made not one tiny bit of sense and yet I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Good job. :P

By the way, nice Bruce Campbell smile you got there.

You should see what was left on the cutting room floor. Mediocre gifts from years past like Bart Simpson Remote-Controlled Skateboard came back to do epic battle with General Horsewaggle.

I am sure the commentary you planned on putting in while taking the pictures were funny before you forgot them.

yeah you'd think that

Allow me:

Damnit your gifts sucked. That's the best I could do.

DENTAL SHOWDOWN
:title

Schimid has nice teeth *swoons* :P

And a Jay Leno chin! :/

and a jay leno nose, and jay leno eyebrows, and a jay leno jawline


ZAK LENO

fuckin' al roker. bitin' peoples fingahs and ish

goddayom

That is one cute cat.

that one cute cat HATES you

Why would you want to be shitty to him when he was just complimenting your cat? :rolleyes

:rolleyes

i was just clearing some things up

:rolleyes

Motion to rename :rolleyes to :carnivore. Show of hands?

Why would you do that?

Truth be told, I just wanted him to pick up his name in his cursory scan of all my threads and show up to tell me at length about how little he cares about my opinions.

Like the Candyman, except instead of an undead cereal killer from the projects it's a pathetic person.

OMG schimid your floor is so dirty i wouldnt step on it even i would wear shoes

and i think schimid looks like cool mc cool

Here:





You'll have to forgive me for not "using" the porn and taking pictures of it :)

Edit: The last bit on the back of that black pirates mag says "do for laughs"