Newborn Mockingbird!
 

Hi y'all. So I'm a newbie to these forums (but not new to the site, been using it about 1½ years now). Thought I'd said hello, before starting to post useless blabber on these threads. I think I-Mockery is one of the funniest websites of all the humorsites I've read so far, so why not join the forums too. What could be a better way to consume life than talk nonsense with people who find most aspects of life and living things a huge joke. I'm not saying that they aren't, not at all.
Now that the introduction of I has been over with, I only need to find myself a Pickle Hat somewhere and then I'll be a proud little weirdo like so many others. I doubt anyone sells/makes them where I come from, though. Håpla!

Do you dipshits not READ THE GOD DAMN RULES BEFORE YOU POST >:

4) If you've just arrived at the forums, please don't make a typical "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. That's just asking for a verbal beatdown. We know if a person is new, if you really want people to like you, start joining in conversations and making worthwhile on-topic replies. Contrary to popular belief, there's NOTHING wrong with being a "newbie". There is, however, plenty wrong with being a "newbie who doesn't pay attention to the posting guidelines". We generally roast them over an open flame... very slowly.

Haha, I guess I should have read the rules more specifically then. Well sorry about that. However, maybe this thread still can be saved by making it a more "useful" thread! It maybe that the question that I'm about to ask is already being answered somewhere, like for example in another thread, but if that's the case, it's probably 'cause I couldn't use the search-function to locate it.
However, my question is this: Does I-mockery have it's own Irc channel anywhere? I mean there MUST be an I-mockery irc-channel.
All the compwizards use irc. Right?

Where the fuck do they keep coming from? >:

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

I'm not going to bash you because I liked your clever subject title.

IRC channels are for loosers >:

mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy.

Mockingbirds killed my uncle.







>:[

I'm sorry to hear that.

okay, whose dumbass character is this?

I HAVE LEPROSY

Cosmo, haven't you learned anything? It's Max Burbank.....duh.

You mean mburbank, not Max Burbank. DUH.

Well, you're right. There is NO way that the "M" stands for "Max". It probably stands for Meriodock. :(

Lock/Thread Backups!

Nobody has even made a single comment about where to get Pickle Hats in Europe. Haha

Oh, no one answered that yet? Sorry 'bout that.

i heard the eu banned pickle hats.

I banned Fu for sucking so bad. Maybe a week or so will learn him good.

You're my hero AChimp

only a teacher would quote that book :P

atticus is one of my heroes.

Welcome to you!

thank you achimp :tear

atticus was awesome.