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MetalMilitia

Dec 18th, 2005 10:23 AM

Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Quote:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

It's funny because it's true.

Ivan Raged

Dec 18th, 2005 12:32 PM

WTF?! FTW?!

Esuohlim

Dec 20th, 2005 05:21 PM

More like it's OLD because it's OLD

MetalMilitia

Dec 21st, 2005 02:24 PM

so what, thats what this forum is for you gay

Quote:

"even though they already probably saw it two months ago on 30 other sites?"

Ivan Raged

Dec 21st, 2005 03:27 PM

WTF?! FTW?![/quote]

Jeff The Ninja

Dec 22nd, 2005 02:23 AM

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

And Esuohlim, Your avatar Kicks ass.

Ivan Raged

Dec 23rd, 2005 02:16 PM

http://colin-tribaldance.ytmnd.com/

HickMan

Dec 30th, 2005 02:48 PM

I was the blind man

Jixby Phillips

Jan 5th, 2006 06:32 AM

hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!

RaNkeri

Jan 5th, 2006 06:36 AM

Ooh, my friend show me these about 1 month ago, those kick ass :D There were also Vin Diesel facts too :D

MetalMilitia

Jan 5th, 2006 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

How about Steven Segal?

Womti

Jan 8th, 2006 01:59 PM

steven segal???? all he does is pat someone on the shoulder and they go flying into a wall! talk about well-respected!!

ArrowX

Jan 8th, 2006 08:06 PM

more like womti, in south boston, wihtout a green card!

Xenogil

Jan 9th, 2006 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

He's not just a has-been actor/total gym endorser, but he's also an author!

Now we've got a whole new medium by which to rip on him.

xbxDaniel

Jan 9th, 2006 09:16 PM

I thought you had to be literate in order to write.

Wait, maybe he has a receptionist take dictation. :innuendo

SUFFER

Jan 15th, 2006 10:55 PM

HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

xbxDaniel

Jan 15th, 2006 11:20 PM

FUCK!

Misdemonar

Jan 16th, 2006 12:59 AM

THIS IS WHY I MADE MY BOMB SHELTER!

ninja wolf

Jan 16th, 2006 07:27 PM

My grandfather looked like chuck norris, only not as in shape.

xbxDaniel

Jan 16th, 2006 11:24 PM

So what? He had a black hat?

ninja wolf

Jan 17th, 2006 09:12 PM

Not that I know of. Quiet possible though, he was rich.

SUFFER

Jan 18th, 2006 02:34 AM

hes rich eh ?
that explains everything
your grandfather PAID to look like Chuck Norris

ninja wolf

Jan 18th, 2006 07:58 PM

Of course. Never thought of that.
Anyways, we'd better get back to panicing.

executioneer

Jan 19th, 2006 03:39 AM

would you gays shut up about chuck norris already, jesus >:

Bryan1277

Jan 20th, 2006 11:34 AM

his tears cure cancer, yet he does not cry...

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