Poll: would you rather get fucked in the ass or in the throa
 

t? Assume the assfucking is gentle and the bj is vigorous and possibly tear-evincing (identical levels of frictive force applied to cock in question).

Feel free to include any relevant information (prior experience with light/heavy ass play, whether you like giving head etc.)

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i'd rather not do either if that's all right with you

Does this man have a knife? Is there lube? Did he buy my dinner first? I mean, what kind of scenario is this? Of course people would go with the gentle option. That's like asking "Would you like to pet a fluffy bunny or a wad of gum full of broken glass?" Unless of course your goal is to make it out like everyone is gay and wants it in the ass... Then I guess you went through the proper motions.

hahaha @ prior experience with light/heavy assplay

I half expected this thread to be made by OaO but hes a man of action so hed be DPing both holes.....I think I'm going to go prey now.

What are you? The predator?

Yeah, a sexual predator.

I'd do pretty much anything to avoid getting it from behind.

It's a pretty logical conclusion, having observed that my penis is essentially thicker than my average dropping. I don't know about you, but if that's a universal relation, I can only expect that a regular sized anus wouldn't fit a penis without resulting in excessive pain.

Both!

He's gay, guys. He said it :eek

who cares if hes gay.............!! >:

homo fag gays are not allowed on the internet! >:

not allowed on the internet- :eek omigawd! :eek and just who the hell made you the local fag gestapo?!

You're not one are you!!? Dont make me ban you like I banned Chojin!

no, I'm not "one of them", I'm just not a frikkin homophobe like all you- waitaminute, YOU couldnt ban chojin! hes an admin! unless- YOURE ONE OF THEM TOO!!!!! :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

>: Im not ONE OF THEM, you are!

uh, I meant admin, you stupid homophobe.

admins can't be ONE OF THEM or else i'll ban them!

you know, if you really need an excuse to go on a psychotic rampage, just go to a concert and live up to your screenname. the mosh pitters would love you. you might even find a boyfriend! :love

goons aren't allowed on the internet either! >:

what about sociopaths? :| ravers? :rave dictators?? :obey just to be sure, why dont you simply post a list of whats NOT ALLOWED. :lol

Why dont you shut up and have sex with men also. :rolleyes

arent you cute! :love

Better to be cute than homeless and gay! >: