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abortretryfail Jan 9th, 2006 05:44 PM

Ladies' Drinks
 
Recently I've been told that I drink ladies' drinks. By this I mean things that are fruity or sweet, rather than just beer or scotch. I’ve always been one to go for the “foofy” drinks, anything that sweet and mixed. The site that I use for my drink recipes, www.thebar.com, does not include a search category for gender, so I am wondering if it's real or imagined. What do you think? Are there drinks that are just for the ladies? Any guys out there that drink fancy mixed drinks?

Chojin Jan 9th, 2006 05:49 PM

Lots of guys think it's a point of pride to drink horrible things. I only drink mixed drinks. Then again I am a gigantic faggot. DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.

ziggytrix Jan 9th, 2006 06:33 PM

shaken vodka martini with a twist :yum

though my favorite right now is a top shelf margarita on the rocks.


edit: also, food forum >:


YOU MAY NOT MAKE AN EDIT SO SOON AFTER A POST (HOW ANNOYING)

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2006 08:30 PM

Shots of captain morgan's, usually. I also like white russians. I haven't been to many bars, though, so I haven't really tasted alot of mixed drinks.

executioneer Jan 9th, 2006 09:41 PM

the only "man" drink i drink regularly is straight irish whiskey or tequila shots, i don't see what's wrong with drinking something that tastes good for fucks sake >:

and i hate beer so i guess i'm a queer (lol rhyming)

Big Papa Goat Jan 9th, 2006 09:45 PM

Tastes like candy Ray. It's a... girl drink.

MetalMilitia Jan 9th, 2006 09:51 PM

I only really drink beer, or more often than not ale. Sweet alcoholic drinks dont agree with me, they are too sugary.

The only sugary alcoholic drinks I consume regularly are shots like Aftershock.

Supafly345 Jan 9th, 2006 10:39 PM

Mixed drinks really are for women. I don't like them, other than a Bloody Mary. Aftershock is ok, but it is still not what I look for. I still like dry wines like a wimpy wimp though.

Chojin Jan 9th, 2006 10:51 PM

I like white russians, red-headed sluts, italian surfers, and atomic fireballs! :eek

Oh and cider is my favorite beer-ish thing. :<

ArrowX Jan 9th, 2006 11:47 PM

Paralyzers, Mixed hot Chocolate w/ Sambuca, Everclear and Pickle Juice. Rum and Absynthe :)

glowbelly Jan 9th, 2006 11:58 PM

bourbon

maggiekarp Jan 10th, 2006 12:23 AM

I like girly drinks, but I think it's okay considering the vagina and lack of hard drinkin' experience. Even the shots I did were bright blue :(

My mom pissed me off a little when she said she was in the mood for a girly drink, then got Guiness :/

darkvare Jan 10th, 2006 12:31 AM

i drink tequila beer and coffe liquor

Archduke Tips Jan 10th, 2006 12:37 AM

Jim Beam and coke. It'll get ya drunk.

Zomboid Jan 10th, 2006 12:39 AM

Mainly beer (pilsner types are my favorite) and whisky (jack daniel's being the best). I like rum too but usually don't buy it. Prefer to avoid vodka after many a bad experience :(

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2006 12:08 PM

"Sweet alcoholic drinks dont agree with me, they are too sugary."

I feel you there, that's why I hate tequilla(and southern comfort, sometimes)... by the way, just out of curiousity are you a "Thin" person? Consider it a sort of survery question.

I don't like beer (I still drink it though) because it makes me feel bloated and disgusting. Getting drunk and being bloated is HORRIBLE, you're almost guaranteed to vomit! That's why I usually drink hard liquor, it keeps my stomach non-bloated.

MetalMilitia Jan 10th, 2006 12:31 PM

Nah I weigh 14 stone and im about 6ft 3-4 something like that.

When I drink too many sugary drinks I wake up the next morning feeling like i've been repeatedly punched in the heart, its the worst kind of hangover for me. Not to mention they make my teeth hurt.

The reason I usually drink ale, like Newcastle Brown or Hobgoblin is because they are hardly sparkling at all, hobgoblin is practially flat. This makes you feel much less bloated after a few pints, but you shouldn't have too much to eat before drinking lots of ale because its quite heavy stuff, much like Guniess (abiet less) it fills you up and if you have had a large meal before hand you feel too full up to even touch the stuff.

When I feel like that I usually drink Corona with a wedge of lime, its a bit of a gay drink but is really light and tastey. Also it comes in smaller bottles so you can drink for longer without getting too drunk.

My problem with spirits is that you can't drink them socially. On a Friday or Saturday I usually have 3-4 Aftershocks or Sambukas just to get the night rolling but when you are in a pub for 5 hours+ you need a proper drink, like a pint, to last you a while. If you spent the whole time drinking spirits you'd most probably die before last orders.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 10th, 2006 01:00 PM

Dirty Vodka Martini with Grey Goose Vodka

Just about any type of beer, but I usually drink light beer

Wine and Champagne.....

Embalming Fluid on the rocks

Dole Jan 10th, 2006 01:15 PM

bleach and iron filings

mozz Jan 10th, 2006 01:58 PM

I like cocktails and things. But i also like lager and scotch.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2006 01:59 PM

"If you spent the whole time drinking spirits you'd most probably die before last orders."

I've had that happen to me on a few occasions. I really prefer not to go to bars at all, I like to sit at home or at a friends house and drink, swigging. I'm not really a big fan of bars, though: over-priced and around here there's just a bunch of assholes. There's one or two bars in town that are nice, though.
I wouldn't mind drinking beer so much if I could just sip on it between shots, and that's what I usually do. Lately it seems like people have just been buying us pitchers after pitchers, and that never seems to sit well with me.

I can barely stomach sweet things, as they are going down my gag reflexes kick in ;(
I'll have to try some of that stuff you mentioned, i practicallly never drink beer because of bloating, but if ale isn't so bad in that respect maybe I'd give it a shot. To be completely honest and simotaneously ashamed, normally when I drink beer I go for Old English's or 211's. I only need two or three and I'm feeling fine. lately though i just try to stick to pot, it fucks my lungs up but it doesn't make me feel disgusting. I have such a horrible flu right now, though, which means everytime i take a gravity my lungs go to shit(besides the shitty feeling of ripping a bong that has crazy resin build-up). Speaking of gravities, did you ever get to see one sadie? I've been drinking tons of cough syrup which can give you a nice buzz. Feels great except for the over-bearing shittiness of the flu.
Luckily my girlfriend's aiming at becoming a bartender, so maybe I'll be able to get free drinks and such soon.

One of my cough syrup has psuedo-ephedrine so I'm feeling crackily over-social.

Womti Jan 10th, 2006 02:02 PM

I prefer champagne or malt liquor. also, some beers are okay. but most have that nasty bitter cabbage taste, so I pretty much stick with malt liquor or whiskey.

mozz Jan 10th, 2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
I prefer champagne or malt liquor. also, some beers are okay. but most have that nasty bitter cabbage taste, so I pretty much stick with malt liquor or whiskey.

bitter cabbage taste?

Womti Jan 10th, 2006 02:08 PM

ever had heineken??

MetalMilitia Jan 10th, 2006 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
I prefer champagne or malt liquor. also, some beers are okay. but most have that nasty bitter cabbage taste, so I pretty much stick with malt liquor or whiskey.

Champagne? Malt liquor? Who are you trying to kid? You and I both know you only drink turpentine.

kahljorn: Ale is a somewhat aquired taste, most people who try it describe it as either barrel or mud. Which more often than not is true, its quite difficult to find a nice one.


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