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I haven't seen a single gay cowboy thread on this board

What's wrong with you people?

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Cowboys Are My Weakness
By LARRY DAVID
Published: January 1, 2006
SOMEBODY had to write this, and it might as well be me. I haven't seen "Brokeback Mountain," nor do I have any intention of seeing it. In fact, cowboys would have to lasso me, drag me into the theater and tie me to the seat, and even then I would make every effort to close my eyes and cover my ears.

And I love gay people. Hey, I've got gay acquaintances. Good acquaintances, who know they can call me anytime if they had my phone number. I'm for gay marriage, gay divorce, gay this and gay that. I just don't want to watch two straight men, alone on the prairie, fall in love and kiss and hug and hold hands and whatnot. That's all.

Is that so terrible? Does that mean I'm homophobic? And if I am, well, then that's too bad. Because you can call me any name you want, but I'm still not going to that movie.

To my surprise, I have some straight friends who've not only seen the movie but liked it. "One of the best love stories ever," one gushed. Another went on, "Oh, my God, you completely forget that it's two men. You in particular will love it."

"Why me?"

"You just will, trust me."

But I don't trust him. If two cowboys, male icons who are 100 percent all-man, can succumb, what chance to do I have, half- to a quarter of a man, depending on whom I'm with at the time? I'm a very susceptible person, easily influenced, a natural-born follower with no sales-resistance. When I walk into a store, clerks wrestle one another trying to get to me first. My wife won't let me watch infomercials because of all the junk I've ordered that's now piled up in the garage. My medicine cabinet is filled with vitamins and bald cures.

So who's to say I won't become enamored with the whole gay business? Let's face it, there is some appeal there. I know I've always gotten along great with men. I never once paced in my room rehearsing what to say before asking a guy if he wanted to go to the movies. And I generally don't pay for men, which of course is their most appealing attribute.

And gay guys always seem like they're having a great time. At the Christmas party I went to, they were the only ones who sang. Boy that looked like fun. I would love to sing, but this weighty, self-conscious heterosexuality I'm saddled with won't permit it.

I just know if I saw that movie, the voice inside my head that delights in torturing me would have a field day. "You like those cowboys, don't you? They're kind of cute. Go ahead, admit it, they're cute. You can't fool me, gay man. Go ahead, stop fighting it. You're gay! You're gay!"

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/01/op...979c33&ei=5070

so is this a gay cowboy thread?

doopa :loves gay cowboys

So is this a thread about gay cowboys or a gay thread about cowboys? :>

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I heard that song the other day when I was watching Joe versus the volcano :)

a gay cowboy lovestorie and a hawaii hoolahoo cowboy song

this really frightens me

That movie has been banned in a few places in Australia, and in North Queensland there's some cinemas that aren't going to show it cus the football team up there is called the Cowboys.

Does anyone know if anything like that happened in Dallas?

Larry David is my weakness

more gay cowboy posts

“Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other.”
http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/ent/...2.e368707.html

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under the moon.

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y-kiokio cowboy
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y-kiokio-hoo
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y-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I fixed it.

I just realized the fly on one of those dolls is open. (No joke)

WHY

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the fat.

I was ridin' my large buttocks
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them fatsos eating
themselves.

I HATE YOU ALL
down by the Rio Grandee
FUCK FUCK FUCKER
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the GIANT MONKEY OF DEATH

"GIANT MONKEY OF DEATH" he says

Brokeback Mountain 2: The Jolly Rancher

I hope this is source material for a future episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other â€”
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other â€”
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.

Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other â€”
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

I wanna be a cowboy
'Cept I'm not gay
I wanna be a cowboy
But all cowboys are gay (or so they say)
I wanna be riding
With my cowboy mates
They'll be my best friends
As long as they stay straight

You know, I wanna be a cowboy
Riding towards the sun
Shooting bats and tigers
With my trusty gun
I wanna be a cowboy
But I don't own designer boots
I don't go out clubbing all night
And I don't takes it where I poops

I wanna be a cowboy
Riding a horse (not a man but a horse of course)
I wanna be a cowboy
And I'll show no remorse (just like John Wayne or Heath Ledger)
I wanna be riding
Where nobody knows my name
I wanna be a cowboy
As long as I saddle with dames

Now THIS is scary...
http://media.putfile.com/cowboy-for-jesus