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Womti Jan 11th, 2006 01:26 PM

Gay or Straight?
 
just answer the question. its pretty much a boring romance...

Emu Jan 11th, 2006 01:38 PM

Everybody's a little gay. Except those superheterosexuals we learned about in my sexuality class. :eek

Womti Jan 11th, 2006 01:41 PM

really? clarify, please.

Emu Jan 11th, 2006 01:47 PM

I forget the specifics, and I can't remember what they're called, and all of my school notes are 1200 miles away right now.

But they have a genetic or prenatal condition in which the subject (say, a male) is so straight the thought of other men -- other men PERIOD, not sexual activity -- makes them violently ill and nervous. This is not to be confused with homophobia, which is more the consequence of society than biology. My teacher met a man with this condition who was doing research on it and was giving a speech at a local college, and when he approached the man after the speech, the man kept backing away and got really nervous about talking to another man.

Womti Jan 11th, 2006 01:50 PM

so its a genetic disorder? also, you didnt answer the question: gay or straight?

MetalMilitia Jan 11th, 2006 02:16 PM

Quote:

just answer the question
you first wombi ;)

Esuohlim Jan 11th, 2006 02:17 PM

get a job

Womti Jan 11th, 2006 02:20 PM

I'm bisexual. see, I have nothing to hide. :blah

camacazio Jan 11th, 2006 03:34 PM

fagitz

Chocolate Boy Jan 11th, 2006 04:54 PM

My guess was WAY off. I thought you were an avid beastiality fan.

Marc Summers Jan 11th, 2006 06:00 PM

He could still technically be both...

Esuohlim Jan 11th, 2006 07:35 PM

This is why Chocolate Boy's insult was poorly thought-out and should not have been pointed out subtly, Marc Summers, you acrid cunt, can't you do anything? >:

Mystie Jan 11th, 2006 10:33 PM

I swing both ways. Mainly cuz I just really like boobies.

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2006 10:52 PM

Re: Gay or Straight?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
Answer the question. No. ANSWER THE QUESTION.


maggiekarp Jan 11th, 2006 11:16 PM

I'm straight. Though I do find some females to be extremely physcially attractive, there's nothing sexual there. Pretty people are pleasant to look at.

Chocolate Boy Jan 11th, 2006 11:45 PM

Re: Gay or Straight?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
Answer the question. No. ANSWER THE QUESTION.



Marc Summers Jan 12th, 2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
This is why Chocolate Boy's insult was poorly thought-out and should not have been pointed out subtly, Marc Summers, you acrid cunt, can't you do anything? >:

I'm thorry thir I'll try harder nextht time :dunce

Supafly345 Jan 12th, 2006 04:39 AM

To be completely be a heterosexual you would have to have all relationships be the opposite sex. No same sex best friends, drinking buddies, comforters, or parents.

The Retro Kat Jan 12th, 2006 05:48 AM

WELL I'M GAY.

Womti Jan 12th, 2006 08:53 AM

I could have guessed.

MetalMilitia Jan 12th, 2006 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystie
Mainly cuz I just really like boobies.

hey me too do you want to be friends!!!!

Dole Jan 12th, 2006 04:57 PM

I don't sully my existence with such antiquated concepts as 'gender' or 'sexual orientation'. The entire mass of humanity's corpulent flesh on this earth is merely one large, undulating orifice for me to penetrate, powered by the thrust of my engorged tumescence.

Jixby Phillips Jan 12th, 2006 10:08 PM

y must we dwell on such trivial matters

Mystie Jan 12th, 2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystie
Mainly cuz I just really like boobies.

hey me too do you want to be friends!!!!

Oooh yeah! We can have a sleep-over! I'll bring Mall Madness. Do you have Pretty Pretty Princess?

executioneer Jan 12th, 2006 11:40 PM

tumescence :eek

The One and Only... Jan 12th, 2006 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dole
I don't sully my existence with such antiquated concepts as 'gender' or 'sexual orientation'. The entire mass of humanity's corpulent flesh on this earth is merely one large, undulating orifice for me to penetrate, powered by the thrust of my engorged tumescence.

While Dole may be jesting, that pretty much sums up my thoughts.

Dr. Boogie Jan 13th, 2006 12:42 AM

Jack to the world: I am a joke!

executioneer Jan 13th, 2006 01:31 AM

wasnt mister tumescence that faun guy from chronicles of narnia

The Retro Kat Jan 13th, 2006 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
I could have guessed.

I coulda guessed your homeless...and useless. I coulda put money on it. I woulda won, too.

Womti Jan 13th, 2006 02:38 PM

and how would you have guessed. just wondering. :)

Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2006 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
wasnt mister tumescence that faun guy from chronicles of narnia

He was Mister Tumnus and he had an umbrella :(

The Retro Kat Jan 13th, 2006 06:05 PM

I could tell by your posts that you were useless, then I just assumed you didn't have a home cause you were that useless.

Marc Summers Jan 13th, 2006 10:30 PM

I try not to talk to people who are so pretentious that they masturbate pinky up :/

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 14th, 2006 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
I try not to talk to people who are so pretentious that they masturbate pinky up :/

:lol

Pram Maven Jan 25th, 2006 07:30 PM

I know for sure that Dr. Evil does that..

As far as sexual orientations go, I'm attracted to neither sex
. Go figure that one... :(

Chojin Jan 25th, 2006 08:02 PM

Cats still technically have genders.

Frizzurd Feb 2nd, 2006 04:01 PM

Well if "gay" is what its made out to be by the corrupted bastards in pride parades and the medias stereotypes. Then i must be a straight guy who is attracted to other men lol

Chojin Feb 2nd, 2006 06:32 PM

No, you're just one of the gay guys who show up on popular shows and who the main characters are 'totally cool with'.

Frizzurd Feb 6th, 2006 07:28 PM

Hell NO! Those are just more sell outs on TV making us into a joke.
To be honest i have no freinds. Just family support. I havnt made any
freinds since elementary school. Its difficult with that coupled with
Asperger's Syndrome. Im so sick and tired of gay people bieng put down all the time while i cant even defend myself because i see other fags doing all this horrible shit. Its almost as if they say " Im sinful for bieng queer might as well throw out every other value out the window" They bring the hate upon themselves. For that i am ashamed of any affiliation to them.

homoperfect Feb 26th, 2006 03:50 AM

Well, I believe with me it is obvious. I don't do the females. can't stomach them sexually. or maybe I love my self soooo much I have to be with someone who even has a similar body structure. :orgasm

GADZOOKS Feb 26th, 2006 06:16 PM

Well I do not like ham in my Chicken Cordon Bleu, if you catch my drift.

Rongi Feb 26th, 2006 06:19 PM

who cares if you're gay or straight. the only thing that matters is how big your penis is. now lets compare dick size

homoperfect Feb 26th, 2006 08:19 PM

Size is everything, but size is relative. if it be too small, nothing can be done worthwhile. if to large, pain, oh the pain. I hold a strong belief on the theory of balance. behold the Tao!


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