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Emu Jan 17th, 2006 02:34 PM

Underworld: Evolution
 
I know it's going to suck, but I'm excited about it anyway. I liked the first one (liked, not loved) and this one looks like it might be enjoyable. Plus the lead chick is really hot :)

Womti Jan 17th, 2006 02:41 PM

just to rub this in: ITS GONNA SUCK!! :)

MarioRPG Jan 17th, 2006 05:28 PM

Gonna suck. :/

Big Papa Goat Jan 17th, 2006 08:04 PM

I think it's a bit much to say that the lead in this movie is really hot

DamnthatDavid Jan 17th, 2006 08:44 PM

You sir, is GAY!!!

It is really going to suck. But I will still watch it.

Jeanette X Jan 17th, 2006 08:55 PM

I'll watch it just so I can see how much they ripped off from Vampire: The Masquarade and Werewolf:The Apocalypse this time.

ArrowX Jan 17th, 2006 11:40 PM

Underowrld already got slapped with about 2-3 lawsuits from white wolf. The only real change that makes me more eager about this film is that the Werewolves ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE Werewolves.

It'll do good commercialy as goes the law of No number at the end of its name.

Zomboid Jan 18th, 2006 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
I'll watch it just so I can see how much they ripped off from Vampire: The Masquarade and Werewolf:The Apocalypse this time.

What? You can't own the fucking idea of werewolves vs vampires. Obvious similarities or not, it doesn't matter cause it's not exactly the kind of thing you can successfully sue for.

It's gonna be utter crap, but it's gonna be fucking entertaining crap with a really hot female lead, just like the first one.

Big Papa Goat Jan 18th, 2006 10:21 PM

If you got some movie producers together and they had the unoriginal idea of having different kinds of monsters fight eachother, what do you think they'd come up with on their own anyway?

Womti Jan 18th, 2006 10:29 PM

alien versus predator, duh. :blah

ziggytrix Jan 18th, 2006 10:48 PM

Dracula VS Frankenstein!

Womti Jan 19th, 2006 12:01 AM

if I may point out, both of those movies sucked as well. :(

Immortal Goat Jan 19th, 2006 12:39 AM

I liked Underworld. It wasn't the best movie ever made by a long shot, but it was entertaining, and that's all I asked it to be. I know that the story was just another sorta-kinda retelling of Romeo and Juliet, but anyone expecting this to be fucking Shakespear material needs to get their head examined.

ziggytrix Jan 19th, 2006 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Dracula VS Frankenstein!

I am referring of course to Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein and if you think that movie sucked, you suck.

Ninjavenom Jan 19th, 2006 10:44 AM

This movie is exactly the same premise as blade 2, but with werewolves instead of "true" vampires. This movie will suck, but you know what? I loved the blade movies.

MetalMilitia Jan 19th, 2006 11:05 AM

I thought the first one was awsome (watched it again last night), and not just because Kate Beckinsale wears tightly fitting leather/PVC for the majority of the time. Its just a good action film with a decent plot.

Im definatly looking forward to 2, althogh I have no idea what its going to be about. The two lead character being hunted by vampires presumeably.

Womti Jan 19th, 2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Dracula VS Frankenstein!

I am referring of course to Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein and if you think that movie sucked, you suck.

abbott and costello...... :eek ..... :lol

Emu Jan 19th, 2006 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
This movie is exactly the same premise as blade 2, but with werewolves instead of "true" vampires. This movie will suck, but you know what? I loved the blade movies.

Exactly. I like Underworld for the same reason I liked Blade.

Zomboid Jan 19th, 2006 02:44 PM

The first blade I didn't mind, second was way too cheesy to even be enjoyable, and trinity was so fucking bad that I'm surprised I could sit through it. The acting was worse than ever, dracula was a little pretty boy bitch who fucking RAN AWAY from blade, the vampires are, what? As strong as humans now AND they can be burned up in the sun? Pathetic :O

Emu Jan 19th, 2006 02:52 PM

i don't really remember the second and third ones that well but yeah, dracula was gay beyond all doubt. >:

Lycurgus1985 Jan 19th, 2006 03:03 PM

I love how Selena acts so conceited in the trailers, claiming she's the only salvation. Uhm... Right Selena. Live under that little delusion of yours. But what about your vampire/werewolf hybrid boyfriend Michael who looks like some Nightcrawler/Beast reject? He's far more powerful than you are! Shouldn't it be we instead of I? Learn something about teamwork bitch! >:

I didn't like the first movie much so I doubt I'll like this. I'll wait till the cheap shows if I'm even tempted to watch it... or dragged to the theatre by some friend who thinks it looks neat. But I'll drag my feet the whole time.

Emu Jan 19th, 2006 03:04 PM

Have you noticed your title yet?

Lycurgus1985 Jan 19th, 2006 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Emu
Have you noticed your title yet?

Yep.
That's Chojin for you.
He's just a barrel of laughs...
I find it sad he has to use me to express his own sexual fancies. :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Jan 19th, 2006 03:59 PM

Chojin is perfectly open about his cock cravings. He sleeps with a large pink unicorn dont you know.

Jeff The Ninja Jan 19th, 2006 05:40 PM

Well thats understandable, that pink Unicorn thing, he probably needs it to calm down after playing Mortal Kombat All day. I swear that He is one of the few who can beat me at that game.


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