I'm Bored with my Computer
 

I have watched all my pirated videos, played all my computer games, found all the porn on the net, and I keep hitting up Myspace and I-Mockery. All I have to look forward to is the update of woot in the next 30 minutes.

I am bored.

One cannot find all the porn on the internet. Keep looking, bunky.

Ok, let me rephrase. I found all the family friendly porn sites.

Are you even looking at the monitor when you type?

I reccomend www.digg.com and www.shoutwire.com

they can be used to kill much time.

WTF is family friendly porn? Do you only watch the video of the Brady gangbang? Or do you not make your hand sleep in the wet spot afterwards?

Read a book you dozey mare!

Family Friendly Porn is more of a inside joke that slipped into my post. I was tired and slightly intoxicated. Honestly, I was laughing when I posted it. If you don't get it, then it is your own God damn fault for not being there.

And Bod, I have read my entire book collection multiple times (Pratchet, LOTR, Douglas Adam collections etc.), and where I am living now, I have no easy access to a library. :(

Anglophile much. :blah

lol

Yet, you haven't mentioned that you read the porn versions of those books. That's a whole week of family fun literature. Plus the pictures are killers.

never applied this term to myself, but, I guess it fits. But I would like to note that I do have 1/16 English Prostitue in me. :(

I have a lamp in the old haunted house I lived in that was owned by a 100% prostitute.

It gave me the jibblies.