Pick-up lines! Good or bad, post them here!
 

"Hey baby, wanna earn easy 50 bucks?"

"So... you're a girl, eh?"

"I'd marry your cat just to get into the family!"

"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!"

"Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

So yeah, keep 'em coming :D

"Is heaven missing an angel, 'cuz... uumm... FUCK ME I'M SO DESPERATE!"
With a lot of crying.

"I think i dropped my fist in your cunt by accident."

"So, I made this thread on an internet message board.

It's pretty funny, and clever. It's about- oh:

A thread is like, it's called a thread because, okay on message boards you can create 'posts', which is like writing a note and then tacking it to a real-life messageboard.

Like, the corkboard ones.

But the post becomes a THREAD when people add their comments to it.

So I guess it's like a public restroom stall because people add stuff under what you said or cross out certain things that you said to make it look incriminating.

Though you can't do that second thing on the internet.

I guess I don't really get why it's called a thread, either.

So, do you have a cell?"

What do you say we go back to my computer and jerk off?

ASL WANNA CYBER ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL

When people on the internet ask you "ASL"... do they really care about your location? I mean, you could be in Cuba or something... what the fuck do they care?

haha. So true.

L = LetMeKnowIfYouAreCloseEnoughToMolestIRL

What does ASL stand for? I've heard it many times before, but I've never knew it's true meaning, Enlighten me, please :)

American Sign Language.

You beat me to it, Seth :<

"hey, Your boobies are almost as big as mine!"

"Im Horny"

"It gets Bigger"

"Hey baby, do you think Im sexy"

"I Just Came"

"I have a great personality"

"Come on, when we fuck its gonna be dark, what do you care what I look like?"

"Fuck off"

Always gets the ball rolling.

"I'm the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper?"

It works everytime.

:lol

"is heaven missing an angel, because you got nice cans"

A cliched pick up line, with a vulgar or absurd twist at the end!

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and... oh shit, I wouldn't want to do that because then I'd have to re-organize my Pokémon cards. Umm, carry on.

"ARE THERE ANY SLUTS IN THE BAR?"

"Living in my grandma's basement its all that bad."

"Did it hurt? Ya know...when I left you on the curb the last time I put roofies in your drink."

"Where's your friend, the pretty one that invited you to make her look better by comparison?"

Is that how you spell roofies??? I thought it was roobies.

Note: that was a pick up line.

those are too dark to be used as REAL pickup lines!!!

Not in college bars. They just giggle.

WOAH COLLEGE GIRLS MUST BE COOL OR SOMETHING ???

No. They're dumb and when they're drunk they giggle at shit.

Yep that's about it. Oh, and its better than using these lines at boy scout jambories, you might want to try it.

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why don't you get the heck out lines >:

"you+me=69 baby"