CRYING LIKE A BITCH
 

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE THAT MAN IS GONNA DIE CRYING LIKE A BITCH

SO BRING IT ON, YOU BITCH

What man? That man could be anyone he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man and she's not a man.

nauseating.

i think gw has just been served

You have no chance Guitar Woman but you should have thought of that before you made your 70th Mock Wars thread since December.

5 Months of Quality

Also how is it that there are 22 people on and none of them are posting. >:

OHO GOOD OPENING MOVE DENYING YOUR IDENTITY AND EXPLOITING MY POST, THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT BUT SINCE I'M A MOCKER I'LL ENDURE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE ROLL AND WHATNOT[/rawr]

ok my move!

First, let's google your pseudonym and see what kind of visual aid pops up!


ha ha, it's the penguin. I see possibility here but in the interest of not sucking let's keep going until we can find something awesome!


no


nuh-uh


still not feelin' it


Perfect.

Now, let's crop the image so it shows only that man!


Yay! Now, let's make fun of it with hilarious captions and add other pics too!


LOL HI I'M THAT MAN I LIKE TO WRITE HILARIOUS ARTICLES ABOUT DESTROYING STUFF, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF


OH BOY OH BOY IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE IN THIS WORLD IT'S LESBIANS AND HOMOGAYS, GOD THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY I JUST WISH THEY WOULD BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH


THIS IS MY WIFE TERRA, OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S SMART AND FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE MAKE LOVE EVERY NIGHT TIL THE SUN COMES UP, OH YEAH SHE LOVES IT WHEN I POUND HER WITH MY THREE INCHES OF SEX ORGAN :YUMYUM


THIS IS WHERE WE GO TO GET OUR FOOD EVERY DAY, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE EAT OUT OF IT IT IS NEVER EMPTY BUT INSTEAD FILLED WITH WONDERFUL SMELLS AND TEXTURES!


THIS IS THE WEBSITE THAT I GO TO TO INTERACT WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, THEY REALLY LIKE ME A LOT AND I THINK THAT I'LL STAY AND HAVE FUN HERE EVERY DAY FOREVER!

WELL EVERYONE I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING NOW I HAVE LOTS OF STUFFS TO DO AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT TO GET UNFINISHED LIKE THAT ARTICLE I MADE A THREAD ABOUT, JUST YOU WAIT IT'S GONNA BE GREAT OK BYE!

also hey fuck you guys thanks for fucking supporting me >:

haha, you use internet explorer :condescend

96. People with the screenames that end in Man or Woman

Whoops I am lost.

I was at the library, what the fuck do you want from me?

I'm so proud of my baby girl I could just BUST! :)

I looked up GW on google.... I'm afraid I'll get banned for posting the results... look yourself if you dare :lol

I dared... and I was disturbed.

Okay did you guys look up GW or Guitar Woman? That's MY baby girl and I had better not find her being nasty anywhere!!

GW, but Guitar Woman is next.

Guitar Woman.

Since GW has anger problems Mrs. Mickelson taught GW kindness in this happy song

Oh G.W. Oh G.W.
S.T.F.U.
I hate you
Stop making people go boohoo
Otherwise I might sue
You're made out of glue
G.W.


Now GW will act nice. Isn't that right Mrs. Mickelson?

I'm not sure what I found more disturbing; the gay sex, the gundam or the guild wars

That sounded more like a rap song. was it a rap song?

Mrs. Mickelson plays rap with her guitar.... Don't ask me how.
Her voice is raspy and no one learns nicness from her.

pffffft hey that man do you think halo is the best game ever i bet you do

I don't wish to speak with you.