I-MOCKERY'S ROAD TRIP JOURNAL!!!
 

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I'd stick around to talk longer but we've got some driving to do now. More updates coming tonight!

I thought that picture at the bottom with the angels fighting had the faces of Proto and Rog. Seriously.

I wonder if Rog will come through my town. :lol

RoG comes wherever he is.


OH! OH! JUVENILE JOKE ALERT!!

I need friends, for real. I think the closest person to me is Retro Kat and I'm pretty sure he hates me. :(

This isn't I-Friendery, fag.

;_; seth you been real mean lately what's wrong

I'm sorry Emu. Things are great.

if you guys for some reason roll through oklahoma, come say hi to me

Ditto, Oklahoma sucks. It's all emos and cowboys over here.

Haha! I live in Damascus VA, and I tell you that there is NO good local food in Marion VA. It's a shame you didn't get to visit the mental hospital. As for food, Macadoo's is a pretty damn good sandwich shop. The Hibachi place? Well, I'll let you guys see the pictures, haha.

you guys should have moved to richmond california :x

Woo hah! Day 2 of the moving to california journal is now up! :o

master_d, glad to see someone else knows just how sad of a place Marion is hahah.

Sethomas, with a little crafty photoshop work, I'm sure you could make the angels in that picture look just like Proto and I.

We have one of those crazy knife shops here :(

Are you going through Vegas?

There was a pirate section in that aquarium? They better have had a "walk the plank" area into the shark tank. :)

There's a lot of odd, yet fascinating shit in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg, but traffic is a HUGE bitch with sweaty titties. When I was 8, I always wanted to hit the knife shops and the other cool stores, but my family was always adament on hitting up Dollywood. Too bad, I wanted to buy the knife from the Crow. Too bad you didn't get to hit the Dixie Stampede RoG, there you get to watch the North and the South fight it out while you eat, and the side of the arena you sit on determines what side you're rooting for. The look on one's face as they tear into a side of ribs, and realize they're accidental racists is a beautiful thing rivaled only by the sight of Athena's bare ass.

What interstate will you be taking once you get into california?

Woo hah! Day 3 of the moving to california journal is now up! :o

Misdemonar, no, Vegas is a trip we're gonna do separately sometime. We'll have plenty o' time to check it out now that we'll be living in LA.

kahljorn, we're veering off here 'n there, but for the most part we've been taking I-40 across the country. Not sure yet what we're gonna be taking once we get to CA. We're pretty much taking this trip on a day-to-day basis heheh.

If y'all pass through the extreme south of Oklahoma, might I reccomend to you the Wichita Mountain Wildlife Preserve.
There are buffalo out there that tore my friend's dad's car in half.
I had to chase one of those two-ton bastards off of my campsite,
and damn if I wasn't lucky jumping out of the way.

Maybe you guys should head a bit north? In Missouri there are no buffalo.

lol. The picture of the Flowbee reminded me of the scene from Wanye's World, with the "Suck-cut". "IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIIIIIIIVE". Best of luck to yas in L.A.

Looks like you guys are headed thru Little Rock. That's where I grew up, but it's probably too late at this point for me to give you any advice on must-see destinations, and I-40 stays fairly North of anything interesting.

Anyway, say bye-bye to the trees. This is probably your last day of driving through anything but flat, dreary prairie lands until you get to New Mexico.

While you're in Arkansas, you should go camp out in the woods and go look for one of dem ivory bill woodpeckers.

NO! It's the beginning of tick season!!! :chatter