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derrida May 17th, 2006 07:06 PM

how can you tell if a chick had a miscarriage?
 
how can you tell if a chick has had a miscarriage???

Johnny Couth May 17th, 2006 07:07 PM

She stopped being pregnant, but doesn't have a baby.

executioneer May 17th, 2006 07:10 PM

did you push her down the stairs

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2006 07:17 PM

A thorough examination of the uterus will yield results, whether it be yours or the woman-in-question's.

Johnny Couth May 17th, 2006 07:25 PM

There is a fetus floating in her toilet bowl.

Jixby Phillips May 17th, 2006 08:21 PM

if you cut your grass and discover a CAR, YOU MIGHT'VE HAD A MISCARIAGE

Terra May 17th, 2006 09:54 PM

CHECK HER ASSHOLE IF THERE ARE CRAYON MARKS JUST ON TEH INSIDE SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE!!!

Emu May 17th, 2006 10:42 PM

Are there any new children in the household? She may have just had a birth.

felix_tibs May 29th, 2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
if you cut your grass and discover a CAR, YOU MIGHT'VE HAD A MISCARIAGE

If you need to put on shoes and carry a flashlight to use the bathroom, You might've had a miscarriage!

Immortal Goat May 29th, 2006 01:45 AM

Quote:

If you need to put on shoes and carry a flashlight to use the bathroom, You might've had a miscarriage!
If we had been lucky, you'd have been a miscarriage.

DamnthatDavid Jun 10th, 2006 03:52 AM

We can still try for a abortion.

GADZOOKS Jun 10th, 2006 03:12 PM

That "chick" is your new wife and mother of your miscarriage, show some respect.

Courage the Cowardly Dog Jun 10th, 2006 04:07 PM

If she is a white chick, her nipples may have suddenly changed colour. This happens in pregnancy normally butalso for chicks who start to lactate but then miscarry. Of course you need befor and after pics.

Feel free to post said pics and I'll give my opinion.

Shifty Jun 11th, 2006 05:45 AM

yes like the bitch said, put naked boobies on my screen!

Terra Jun 13th, 2006 12:42 AM

except in your case where impending fatherhood is just a few months away

Emu Jun 13th, 2006 09:16 AM

pix

Courage the Cowardly Dog Jul 4th, 2006 03:54 PM

I recently found out via fark.com that there is such a thing as Nipple pinkening cream :boob :boob to turn brown nipples pink. The example on the box showed a dark skinned asian girl with befor and after nipples origanel brown, and then pink as a non abortion having white girl. Anyway it was totally hot, but my point is this.

She could have had an abortion and used nipple bleach to cover it up (the scar another way also depending on how big the baby got)

If you find nipple bleaching kits in her medecine cabinet it should be a good tipoff she's covering.

food for thought.

Terra Jul 11th, 2006 10:39 PM

Please don't go around telling people your from Missouri.

Wait until I've moved away

Seven Force Jul 13th, 2006 01:22 PM

^^^:rolleyes

Seven Force Jul 13th, 2006 01:27 PM

Hey, was the stuff running down her leg a little chunky this time around? That could be a miscarriage.

My friend and I teased this one girl that sat behind us because she claimed to have had a miscarriage, even though she was obviously lying about being pregnant. Even if it was true we still had a good time because she was one of those weird, talkitive, lying, attention-whoring otaku bitches.

May her rancid womb win more souls for the lord.

Courage the Cowardly Dog Jul 17th, 2006 10:24 PM

so.... how do you ask your gf to use nipple pinkening cream? Does she have to decide herself?


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