Guys, I... I have two months left to live.
 

APRIL FOOL'S

Oh, stop crying. :(

Viewing that topic title made me sad ;_;
Thank god you're safe and it was only a joke ^_^

OH THANK GOD I FELT MY HEART LEAPING OUT OF MY CHEST :eek


OH, THE PALPATATIONS!!!! :(

Can I have your Game Cube? :)

Fuck you fatty! Don't toy with my emotions! :tear

:lol I expected as much as an April Fool's joke. :lol

You BASTARD :(.

i thought you were going to say you had titty cancer or something :lol

:lol that's tits :lol

that's tits :cancer

There is something on your shirt. APRIL FOOLS

what so fabulous about that, he got it from south patk, i was stupid when i first heard it

What if this was just an April Fool's joke of an April Fool's joke, and he says "APRIL FOOLS, I REALLY WILL DIE IN TWO MONTHS! APRIL FOOLS LOL".

Then you all would look stupid.

A better one would be that if he knew that he was DEFINITELY going to duy in 11 months and 29 (or 30, whateva) days so that he could spend the whole next year giggling his ass off in the knowledge that he had pulled off the best April Fool's joke EVER! :)