EVIL ROBOT IS GREAT
 

Yes, it is true. After a lenghty set of meetings and negotiationswith the good people at Cysco Sytems, I, EVIL ROBOT, acting on behalf of the Unitited States of America and the New York State Militia, have "aquired" the rights to every single domain name on the internet. Even the ones that are just random numbers and foul language.

What do we plan to do with it? How much did we pay? What does this mean for Isreal? How the hell did this happen? These are all valid questions, however, one must remeber that we have the ability do all we can to protect ourselves from danger. We must not forget those who died on 9/11, and must also not forget that Evil Robot had nothing to do with it.

So you ask yourself, can this "Evil Robot" person be trusted with such great power? The answer is clear; we cannot loose anymore of our freedom, and we cannot give in to the powers that be.

Sincerley, Evil Robot

No gnews is good gnews

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Evil Robot I miss u

Nice ta see you again, Evil Robot.

Did you ever get your goats turned back on? :lol

Hello Jixby, hello Seven Force! Jixby, I miss you all too, but the axis of evil never sleeps and must be controled. We must never stand down in the face of adversity and strife. I must continue the fight on other boards in order to protect our own. You see, there hasn't been an lame newbie attack here since I left, and it is up to me, Evil Robot, to continue bringing the fight elsewhere. Keeping violece away from our precious members is of paramount importance to the whole administration.

Hello Seven Force, Good to see you remembered to re-register as a sex offender in your home town.

I shall blindly follow the fearless leader into the glorius future

Just doing my part to better the community. :)

Blind faith to evil robot!

evil robot should post more.....

The robots have taken me, send help.

And some Jell-o pudding pops.

I thought he died in a car crash. Maybe I'll try D.N.R. next time. I'll get your money yet! Premium Whie Wove till it is all. Rocks and Goats. TEN-11000 ONE-00011.

A robot? of evil? absurd.

Three (plus the Zeroth Law) Laws of Robotics written by Isaac Asimov say:

0. A robot may not injure humanity, or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

1. A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.


So, no robot can be evil to humans, unless.....