PIRATE JOKE!!
 

This pirate walks into a bar and orders a flagon of rum.

"Uh..." says the bartender, "I can't help noticing you have what seems to be a steering wheel in your pants."

"Yarrrrr," replies the pirate, "It's been drivin' me nuts all day."

haha, I told that same joke just yesterday!

except I told it BETTER

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, is that thing bothering you?" and the Pirate says, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

I do like that set up better. I just think that joke is fuckin' hillarious.

I laughed for like 5 minutes the first time I heard it ;<
I thought I was gonna die ;<

If you only really looked like a Bond Girl GW... *sigh*

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It was rated Arrrrrrrr!

ugh

Joke pales in comparison.

bond girls are the hottest girls in the world, I wish i had them all

"Yarr I see ya got yer ears pierced! How much did it cost ya?"
"Why a buck-an-ear! HARHARHAR!"

I thought that was the "How much does corn cost?" joke.

A guy walks into a Psychiatrist's office wearing cellophane pants
The Psychiatrist says: " I can clearly see your nuts" :/

a termite walks into a bar and asks is the bar tender here

watch it, in the ULTIMATE JAMES BOND BOOK OF ALL THAT IS BOND, it states that in "For your eyes only" one of the Bond girls is... a guy! *gasp*

My wingman Peter and I figure it is one of the pool girls at the start.

So a baby seal walks into a club

lol get it

Shut up about baby seals

So a dog limps into a bar and tells the bartender "I'm looking for the man who show my Paw"



*rimshot*

I knew a man who called his dog Deyogee. True Story.

It's a great joke, but not so great you would actually laugh at it :/

And thus concludes Dr. Rankeri's seminar on Intern3t Comedy.

What do you know, Skeet-face?

Omg, you didn't mention pudding pops in that post Zen!

I know, I feel ashamed and confused.

With the hippin and the hoppin, and the zip zop zoopity zop!

Zen,
You suck.

Your opinion is duly noted, and by duly noted, I mean forgotten within five seconds since I could care less.

But then again, I love me some Oprah Winfrey.

By you suck, I mean you suck on penises. Just for clarification.